housndespli: how are ye?
Full_of_Scotch: i’m alright
Full_of_Scotch: how’re you
housndespli: thank! what name MEAN pls?
housndespli: thank i fine and mip
Full_of_Scotch: scotch whisky
housndespli: thank! fun!!!
housndespli: ye like da joke? ye have JOKE for me pls from da utd state?
housndespli: or want joke from me to ye?
Full_of_Scotch: i’ll try to think of one
housndespli: why did MAN run from da MIP?
Full_of_Scotch: what’s mip?
housndespli: ye not know da mip?
housndespli: ok i do anothero joke
housndespli: why did MAN run from da PHEAS?!?!?
Full_of_Scotch: sorry i don’t know pheas either.
housndespli: SORRO not mean to offendo ye 🙁
housndespli: knocko knocko…
Full_of_Scotch: it doesn’t offend me
Full_of_Scotch: i have no idea what it means
Full_of_Scotch: who’s there
housndespli: ye know da knocko knocko joke?
housndespli: knocko knocko
Full_of_Scotch: who’s there
Full_of_Scotch: moppa who
housndespli: moppa CHICKISTA pippa!!! hahahaha!!! ye like???
Full_of_Scotch: pretty funny man
housndespli: thank!! ye have 1 4 me pls?
Full_of_Scotch: what’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
housndespli: hahahaha!!! i LUV da joke!!!
Full_of_Scotch: you know the answer?
housndespli: i thought was da WHOLEO joke!?
Full_of_Scotch: the difference is snowballs
Full_of_Scotch: another game?
housndespli: yes pls!
Full_of_Scotch: you distracted me
housndespli: thank! what mean snobal pls?
Full_of_Scotch: it is a ball made of snow
housndespli: it word of HATE?
housndespli: WHY YE HATE DA MIP PLS?
Full_of_Scotch: i don’t know what the MIP is
Full_of_Scotch: i can’t hate or like it if i don’t know what it is
Full_of_Scotch: what is the MIP?
housndespli: but if ye not fully know da mip why ye want HATE pon da mip? not nice to hate
Full_of_Scotch: i don’t hate it
Full_of_Scotch: i said that
Full_of_Scotch: i never said i hated it
Full_of_Scotch: so what is MIP?
housndespli: ok i forgiv ye but pls not to HATE b4 da mip. ye like da phizzy pheas? pls?
Full_of_Scotch: I don’t know what phizzy pheas is
housndespli: or TOLERATO da phizz?
Full_of_Scotch: please tell me
housndespli: miminimum to TOLERATEO
Full_of_Scotch: what is phizz?
housndespli: PHIZZ like da CHESS!!! YE HAVE MANY CHESS PLS?
housndespli: want hear da jokeo of da CHESS pls?
housndespli: thank! how many BISH in da corner of da board???
housndespli: 3!!! because BISH, BASH, MIP!!!
housndespli: YE LIKE??? ‘;)
Full_of_Scotch: I don’t understand it. sorry
housndespli: SORRO FOR OFFENDO YE
Full_of_Scotch: what is bish, bash and MIP?
Full_of_Scotch: no you don’t offend me
Full_of_Scotch: i just don’t know what you are talking about
Full_of_Scotch: what is MIP?
housndespli: MIP IS da word for da MIGHTY ONE, DA HOLY ONE, DA ONE LIVE PON HIGH IN DA NEST OF DA PHIZZY PHEAS
housndespli: ye read da NEWSPAPAR?
housndespli: today MIP on page 15!!!
housndespli: b/cause MIP smiteo DA SNAIL!
Full_of_Scotch: page 15 of which newspaper?
housndespli: da MIPPO CHRONICLO – ye read it?
Full_of_Scotch: never heard of it
housndespli: sorro 4 offendeth ye
housndespli: ye have da GOOGLEO?
Full_of_Scotch: i just did. nothing came up
housndespli: YES! B/CAUSE mip banish from da GOOGLEO 4 DA REASON OF POLITICIAIO
housndespli: GOOGLEO SCARE FROM DA MIP, BUT MIP WILL WIN, MIP WILL BE UNITEDING 4 DA GLOBEO
housndespli: ye like da chess?
Full_of_Scotch: why are the politicians scared of MIP?
housndespli: b/cause of da PHIZZ – it terriblo sitautio
Full_of_Scotch: What is PHIZZ?
housndespli: phizz = bish
Full_of_Scotch: I don’t know BISH either
housndespli: what DOTH ye know pls?
Full_of_Scotch: About what?
housndespli: ABOUT DOING DA LOCOMOTIONO
housndespli: JUMP UP, JUMP BACKO, I THINK YE HAVE DA KNACKO, WOAH, WOAH
Full_of_Scotch: I think I’m going to go. Nice talking to you.
housndespli: THANK! pls say hello 2 da PHIZZ from me and da MIP
Full_of_Scotch: what is the phizz?
housndespli: PHIZZ = LOCOMOTIONO. everybody doing da brand new danceo now
housndespli: cmon cmon do da phizzy pheas now
housndespli: ye are doing da phizzy pheas? or it just me???