The Mip Chronicles
NEW GAME – housndespli vs. Harv63
housndespli: hello mip!
housndespli: HELLO MIP!!!!!!
Harv63: hi
housndespli: how is it being harv63?
Harv63: okay
housndespli: IT SOUNDS AMAZING!!!
housndespli: I AM HARV64
housndespli: HEAR ME ROAR
housndespli: I AM HARV65
housndespli: HEAR ME JIVE
housndespli: can you hear me jiving?
Harv63 has disabled chat
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“Mip”. No response. “Mip mip”, I type. Still nothing. I’m meant to sound like Roadrunner, but Gykus10’s unlikely to get that particular cultural reference. Even if he does, what do I expect him to do? The little flag next to his username tells me he’s from Slovenia, mine says I’m from Israel. I’m not, obviously, but every little helps when it comes to winding up the opposition, and on that front the Israeli flag is worth its weight in blue-and-white-striped gold. I don’t care what sets them off, I just wanna wind them up, whether via religious goading or cartoon mippery, I don’t care. I’m so drunk, way past the stage where it’s either big or clever. I’ve lost three games in a row, and Gykus10 looks like he’s gonna scalp me as well. Two pawns down, only thirty moves in. “Mip”, I type, feet tapping the carpet, cigarette hanging from my pursed lips, ash parachuting down onto the desk. No response. My move. Bishop takes knight, pawn takes bishop, straight swap. I’d do that all day, mate. Hate bishops, love knights. It’s in my genes. Bishops are too fucking obvious, they’re like trains stuck to their diagonal rails: if they’re born black, they stay black till the grave, if white, stay white. No room for manoeuvre, no mixed marriages. Boring, basic, bland. Easy to stop a bishop, like it’s easy to derail a train – shove a pawn over the tracks and what’s he gonna do? Knights on the other hand are like dandelion spores. Can’t catch ‘em, don’t know where they’re going next, can’t compute their random leaps and bounds into your forecast for how the game will pan out. Officially, a knight and a bishop are both worth three points, but not to me, so I’ll take the trade every time. Clock ticks, whisky glistens, eyes hurt, brain slows. Brain’s been slowing for hours now, for weeks really if I’m honest, but I’m not honest. I’m a liar. I lie to my opponent, I lie to myself, I lie to the sun, moon and stars. I lie for business, I lie for pleasure. I lie because I can, I lie because I can’t. Clock’s still ticking, try to focus, try to think. Can’t do everything at once, stub out the fag, drain the glass. Left arm’s tingling, not lightly either. Gonna have a heart attack. Gonna have a seizure. Gonna have another whisky, calm the nerves, fight fire with fire. His move, my move, his move, my move, pull a pawn back, but by doing so lose control of the central four squares. Fucking clown. I love those squares, they’re the Mayfair of the board. Own them, own the world. And now I don’t. Walls closing in. “Mip”. “Mipmip”. Phone rings, it’s her, fuck off, go home. “I’ll call you back in ten”, I slur. She scoffs, slurring too. We all slur these days. Me, her, them, us, bet Gykus10 doesn’t though. Slovenians don’t have time to slur. Too busy butchering. Nazis. Fascists. Good chess players, to be fair. Better than me at least. Fuck it, suicide mission. Kamikaze time. Swap a rook for a bishop, the crowd are stunned. They stare open-mouthed, not sure if I’m an idiot savant or just plain idiot. Turns out the latter. Village idiot. City idiot. Continental idiot. Mip, mip, mip. Fall on my sword, hoist the flag. 0-1. Gykus10 leaves in search of more prey. I leave in search of more whisky. Fat chance, all gone. Rum next, mix and match. Drink, smoke, play, mip. Clock ticks on screen, clock ticks off screen. Game’s up on screen, game’s up off screen. I lose online, I lose offline. As long as you’ve got your knights though, right? Wrong. Knights disappear, night disappears, day starts, I stop. Raise glass, glass drops. Shatters. Cut my foot. Blood on the carpet, blood on my hand as I try to stem the flow. Sleep’s creeping up, sleep’s got a stick, sleep coshes me round the side of the head. Fall asleep on the floor. Wake up in the lounge. Can’t join the dots, won’t join the dots. Don’t know the time, don’t know the day. Don’t know why, don’t know who. Pretty fucking hungry, pretty fucking cold. Rum, rooks, rage, hate. Mip mip mip.
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GAME OVER – housndespli vs. mijus – mijus won by resignation (-6).
mijus: gg
housndespli: mm
mijus: meaning
housndespli: mipmip
mijus: maening
housndespli: MIPMIP!!!
mijus: i don’t und.
housndespli: i don’t smo.
mijus: smo?
housndespli: ke da reefer
***
NEW GAME – housndespli vs. 5corpio
5corpio: damn u lucky
5corpio: you lucky bastard
housndespli: mip!!!
housndespli: you mip?
housndespli: or mop?
5corpio: what the fck r u talking about?
housndespli: TELL ME NOW MIP/MOP
housndespli: LOVE/HATE SOUP/NOT SOUP NOW NOW NOW
5corpio: shut up jew jew jew
housndespli: HAHAHAHAHAHA I SMASH DA ANTI-SEMIP!!!
housndespli: hard to type laughing so much my soup is mipping
5corpio: no such word as mip
5corpio: dumb a s s
housndespli: SAY HI TO YOUR QUEEN FROM ME AND MIP
5corpio: no such word idiot
5corpio: learn english before talking
housndespli: learn chess before playing
5corpio: my score is higher than yours dumba s s
housndespli: YEAH BUT YOU ARE A BIGGER JOKE THAN BOBBY DA SOUP CLOWN!!!
housndespli: AND HIS WIFE BETTY LA MOPPA
5corpio: you make no sense, i dont watch clown shows you freak
5corpio: dirty jew shut your mouth, i am hitler hahaha
5corpio: HAIL HITLER
housndespli: HAIL OR HEIL?
housndespli: MIP OR MOP?
housndespli: SOUP OR NOT SOUP?
5corpio: jew or dirty jew?
housndespli: yok or super yok?
housndespli: YOU BOW DOWN AT MY FEET, HEATHEN, OR LEARN TO PLAY CHESS LIKE A MAN. THE CHOICE IS YOURS. THE CHOICE IS SOUP’S.
5corpio: shut up kike
housndespli: nice move. shame about the third reich
5corpio: shame u were born a jew
housndespli: yes, i curse my luck every day as i fly round in my apache helicopter
housndespli: the guns go akakakakakakakakakak as i go mipmipmipmipmipmip
5corpio: jews in israel dont have money only jews in america do
5corpio: No wonder god made u jews roam the desert for 40 years
housndespli: because we go akakakakakakakak?
5corpio: Baruch Atah Adonai Eloheinu Melech Ha-Olam
housndespli: or because we go mipmipmipmipmipmip?
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. 5corpio – housndespli won on time (+8).
housndespli: MIPPED TO DEATH!!!
housndespli: AM YISRAEL MIP!!!
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GAME OVER – housndespli vs. uncleronnie– Game drawn by stalemate (-2).
housndespli: mip?
uncleronnie: moving too fast
housndespli: i don’t think it right
housndespli: i’m not giving up da love tonight
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NEW GAME – housndespli vs. hamster_zero
housndespli: HELLO!!!
hamster_zero: hi
housndespli: hi friend how is da paraguay?
hamster_zero: its beautiful and quiet
hamster_zero: and in israel?
housndespli: THAT IS NICE!!! in israel it is shiny and fun today
housndespli: you like mip?
hamster_zero: what is mip?
housndespli: mip is a good time, a happy time, a pleasant time
hamster_zero: ah yes sounds good
housndespli: SO YOU LOVE DA MIP? I HAPPY TO HEAR
housndespli: what soup you like?
hamster_zero: heard a lot about isreal recent times – people seem to worry a lot
housndespli: israel is like a chicken with no wing, very sad
hamster_zero: i am hoping the political situation will calm down
housndespli: YES PLEASE!!! IT IS CRAZY WHEN DA BOMBS SHOOT AND DA SOUP SPILL ON FLOOR
hamster_zero: yes very sad – unfortunately there seem to be some zionistic leaders
housndespli: in paraguay they like to shoot/kill/mip? it is sad?
hamster_zero: here it is very quiet luckily right now – but even here they had some thuff times
housndespli: OK SORRY IF I OFFEND
hamster_zero: no dont worry
housndespli: I WORRY ALL DA DAY LONG, I SCARED FOR MY MIPPO
hamster_zero: I dont care about religion or politics – I believe everybody just wants to live quietly
housndespli: YOU ARE GOOD MIP, I BLESS YOU FROM HEAVEN
hamster_zero: thanks
hamster_zero: what do you think will happen in the next month? war or still negotiations?
housndespli: i believe tony mccoy will save da day in da end. there will be no blood, not if tony is strong
hamster_zero: who is tony mccoy?
housndespli: he champion jockey, very strong on flat, quite good on da hurdles
housndespli: WHAT SOUP YOU LIKE?
hamster_zero: we dont eat soup here in paraguay – just meat, chicken and salad
housndespli: I EAT CHICKEN!!! I SMASH CHICKEN FOR MY JOB!!!
hamster_zero: cool
housndespli: YOU WANT ME SMASH YOU A CHICKEN FOR YOUR SOUP?
hamster_zero: no thanks-:)
housndespli: sorry, sorry if i make you hurt and afraid of da soup
housndespli: WHAT YOU LIKE MORE FOOTBALL OR DEATH-SMASH-HAMMER-FUN?
hamster_zero: football
housndespli: ME TOO!!!
housndespli: which team you like to love?
hamster_zero: borussia dortmund
hamster_zero: yours?
housndespli: booo – i like da hapoel tel aviv they have mighty mip in goal
housndespli: we have song for team it is “WHEN YOU ARE MIP, I AM MOP, WHEN YOU START, I WILL STOP, WHEN YOU FLIP, I WILL FLOP, WHEN YOU GO, MY HEART DOES DROP”
housndespli: you like da song?
hamster_zero: yes
housndespli: thank you miprovich!!!
housndespli: you ever see chicken run away from da knife attack???
housndespli: what is your favourite chicken? harry da hen or colin da cockerel?
housndespli: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE – I SPARE YOUR FAVOURITE KILL OTHER
housndespli: YOU SAY NOTHING I KILL BOTH!!! WITH ELECTRIC!!!
hamster_zero: leave them alone
housndespli: NO!!! THEY MUST GO TO HEAVEN DE LA CHICKERI !!!
housndespli: you ever meet a nice south african?
hamster_zero: no
housndespli: HOORAY HIPPO!!!
housndespli: MAYBE YOU CAN SEND ME PARAGUAY SHOES I SEND YOU ISRAEL SOUP?
housndespli: :m
housndespli: :i
housndespli: :p
DRAW OFFER: hamster_zero has offered a draw – accept | decline
housndespli: COLIN DEAD!!! HARRY ALMOST DIE TOO!!! RUNNING LIKE CRAZY BEAR!!!
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. hamster_zero – Game drawn by agreement.
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NEW GAME – housndespli vs. guerrilla_tactics
guerrilla_tactics: you play like a computer
housndespli: you mip like a mop!!!
housndespli: sorry not nice because not know if man before came like da place was in two mind or up from three
housndespli: I SAY SORRY BECAUSE HE WANT
housndespli: NOT BECAUSE I FREE FROM SIN CASTING STONE OFF ROOF
housndespli: OK/NOT OK? MIP/MOP?
guerrilla_tactics: I have no Fing clue what you are saying
housndespli: behave like canary do not just sing like one – thank
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. guerrilla_tactics – housndespli won by resignation (+8).
housndespli: thank thank
housndespli: mm
guerrilla_tactics: F off
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NEW GAME – housndespli vs. Kevin1332
Kevin1332: bite me
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. Kevin1332 – housndespli won by resignation (+7)
housndespli: bite mip
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NEW GAME (140743560) – housndespli vs. blobby12
housndespli: hello!
housndespli: how areye?
blobby12: hi
blobby12: shalom
housndespli: HI!
housndespli: SHALOM!!! HAHAHA!
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: you hate da people from da ENEMEY?
housndespli: PLESAE?
blobby12: why wouold i like enemy
housndespli: i sorry if offend ye…
housndespli: 🙁
housndespli: not want ye hate me
housndespli: sorryi
blobby12: I don’t
blobby12: I know what you’re sayin
housndespli: you mean we can be da FRIEND?
housndespli: PLESAE?
housndespli: do you like da CHESS?
housndespli: ???
blobby12: yes
housndespli: YES CHESS OR YES FRIEND?
housndespli: NOT UNDERSTAND SORRYI
housndespli: you have joke you can tell to me plesae? i like da joke from da eng-land
blobby12: U.S.A
housndespli: there is more to da joke? not understand
blobby12: I don
blobby12: I don’t know the joke
housndespli: you have da joke for me plesae? funny joke?
blobby12: I don’t know a funny joke
housndespli: :I
housndespli: you want ME to tell da joke to YE?
blobby12: sure
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: is mouse climb on da wall of house
housndespli: other mouse run past, run faster than sun, more fast than da superjet!
housndespli: mouse say hey mouse, why you run like da SCORCHA?
housndespli: MOUSE SAY I NOT SCORCHA, I FROM MOROCCO!!!!
housndespli: HAHAHAHA!!!
housndespli: YE LIKE?
blobby12: It’s funnier when you hear it
housndespli: sorry
blobby12: no apology neccesary
housndespli: not want ye hate pon me and pon da israelist
blobby12: I’m not mad
housndespli: thank but not believe ye
housndespli: i want apologi for da behav
housndespli: sorr
housndespli: (why ye call da blobba?)
housndespli: (plesae?)
blobby12: easy name to remember
housndespli: what mean blobba plesae?
housndespli: it name of death/fun/mip?
blobby12: blobby is funny name
housndespli: not death name?
housndespli: i know death man blobbo
housndespli: BIG FUN SHOW IN MY COUNTROS
blobby12: oh
housndespli: you like da show d-m-blobbo?
housndespli: you want ME SEND TO YE CLIP?
blobby12: never seen it
blobby12: no
blobby12: thank you
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: i send to chess.como and ask to send to YE!
housndespli: FUNNY!
blobby12: no thanks
housndespli: YES PLESAE!
blobby12: I am fine
housndespli: it NO problema – i want ye FUN HAVE!!!
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: I SEND TOMORRORO
blobby12: no
housndespli: how much chess ye have plesae?
blobby12: bhuh
blobby12: huh
housndespli: what mean bhuh huh
housndespli: it more from ten? twenti?
blobby12: how long have I played chess? Are you asking that?
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: nice!!!
blobby12: Almost 2 years
housndespli: thank!
blobby12: NOt 2 years yet
housndespli: nice!!!
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: wery NICE!
blobby12: no problem
blobby12: thank you
housndespli: thank ye!
blobby12: I play in real tournaments
housndespli: WITH REAL GUN?
housndespli: WHY GUN?
housndespli: NOT NICE TO GUN DA FRIEND
blobby12: Chess tournaments
housndespli: CHESS SHOOT TOURNA?
blobby12: NO
housndespli: NICE!
blobby12: chess playing tournaments
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: I NOT ALLOW SHOOT BECAUSE KICK FROM ARMY AFTER SHOOT DUCK AND OTHER ANIMOS
blobby12: I don’t SHOOT
housndespli: why ye shoot not nice – more nice to play friend game
housndespli: i sorry for ye if love to shoot duck
blobby12: I Do Not Shoot!!!
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ye say sorry to da people ye shoot?
housndespli: it not nice FRIEND
housndespli: ‘FRIEND’
blobby12: I never shoot people
housndespli: WHAT YE SHOOT IF NOT DA PEOPO
blobby12: I play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
housndespli: NOT UNDERSTANDOS
blobby12: I do NOT Shoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
housndespli: SORRY DA ENGLISH OF YE NOT GOOD
housndespli: maybe YE need more time learn da engli less time shoot
blobby12: I shoot none
housndespli: what is ‘none’ – type of da duck or peopo?
blobby12: no shooting for me
housndespli: i not believe ye because i know da death blobbo shoot in da FILM
blobby12: I am not Blobbo
housndespli: WHY YE ANGER YE SAY DA NAME BLOBBO AND YE LIKE TO SHOOT NUN
blobby12: I am blobby like bobby
blobby12: Like bobby fischer
blobby12: I like chess
housndespli: i scared of ye not know ye like da chess
housndespli: sorry
housndespli: not shoot da me PLESAE blobbo
blobby12: I do not shooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
housndespli: thank!
blobby12: I have never used a gun!!!!!
blobby12: I just like to play chess
housndespli: why you say before da blobbo death not want da FISCHER from da house/mouse?
blobby12: ok!!
housndespli: not udnderstrand ye
blobby12: blobbo might be death but blobby is happy I said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. blobby12 – blobby12 won by resignation (-8).
housndespli: NO MORE GUN!
housndespli: PEACE TO DA BLOB
blobby12: why you being mean to me
housndespli: I LIKE YE!
blobby12: peace
housndespli: NOT WANT YE SHOOT DA ME!
blobby12: I mean no harm
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: 🙂
blobby12: I am nice
housndespli: HAPPY!
blobby12: why are you accusing me of things
housndespli: I PRAISE YE FROM DA HILL!
blobby12: that I don
housndespli: NOT WANT ENENEMNEMY
blobby12: yes
housndespli: I BELIEVED TO YE BE DA BLOBBO BUT NOT BLOBBO I SORRO
blobby12: I think you should work on your english so that you can understand me
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: THANK MANY YE!
blobby12: Don;t say things that you don’t know what you’re saying
blobby12: don’t
housndespli: SORRO 🙁
blobby12: sorry I am typing fast
housndespli: SORRO I SAY SORRO WHAT MORE YE WANT?
housndespli: TO SHOOT DA ME?
housndespli: NO
housndespli: NO GUN
blobby12: no
blobby12: what ever you just offended me
housndespli: THANK! SORRO! PEACE! BLOBBO
blobby12: I did nothing and you start saying I shoot ,which I don’t do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
blobby12: do not
housndespli: I SORRO, WERY SORRO
blobby12: donot
blobby12: I accept your apology
housndespli: I ACCEPT YOUR MIP
blobby12: I like isreal okay
housndespli: I ACCEPT DA LIMITATIO OF DA ENGLAND
housndespli: THANK
blobby12: not england
blobby12: just so you know
housndespli: I ALSO NOT LIKE ENGLAND
housndespli: I LIKE YE
blobby12: kind of funny
blobby12: thanks
housndespli: WHAT KIND OF FUNNY?
blobby12: you say I’m from england
housndespli: WHERE YOU FROM BLOBO?
blobby12: United states of america
housndespli: WOW! WHY YE HAVE DA ENGLI FLAG BLOBBA?
blobby12: put your mouse next to my flag
housndespli: NO THANK I MARRIED
housndespli has disabled chat
***
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NEW GAME – joyntjezebel vs. housndespli
joyntjezebel: hello
housndespli: hello mip!
housndespli: HELLO!!!
joyntjezebel: mip?
housndespli: what is mip?
joyntjezebel: that is what i want to know
housndespli: someone said mip before i thought it nice thing to say
joyntjezebel: fair enough
housndespli: MIPMIP!
housndespli: you like soup?
housndespli: S O U P?
joyntjezebel: depends on the soup
housndespli: ok
housndespli: thank you
housndespli: i sell soup in my work
housndespli: what do you sell?
housndespli: in your work?
joyntjezebel: i am a student
housndespli: of soup?
joyntjezebel: lol
housndespli: what is lol?
housndespli: WHAT IS LOL?
joyntjezebel: laughing out loud
housndespli: how rude
joyntjezebel: its not an insult, it indicates amusement at a joke
housndespli: ok
housndespli: thank you
housndespli: i like to joke and play and laugh and sing
housndespli: and mip
housndespli: and mop
housndespli: PLEASE HELP ME
housndespli: who do you know?
joyntjezebel: where are you in israel
joyntjezebel: i visited there many years ago
housndespli: it is very different now. there is much more soup than before
housndespli: many many soup shops, many many happy people
housndespli: i am in nazareth
joyntjezebel: oh cool
housndespli: i am in jerusalem now
housndespli: but tomorrow nazareth
joyntjezebel: didn’t someone important come from there
housndespli: yes, bertie indigo is from here
housndespli: you know bertie?
joyntjezebel: no
housndespli: i will tell him to contact you
joyntjezebel: i had in mind, some carpenter’s son or something
housndespli: i do not know what is carpenter
housndespli: you have kitty?
joyntjezebel: no cat, no
joyntjezebel: carpenter makes things from wood, i mean’t jesus
housndespli: i heart jesus
housndespli: you heart jesus?
joyntjezebel: i don’t think so
housndespli: ok
housndespli: thank you
housndespli: smash
housndespli: YOU SMASH?
joyntjezebel: maybe
joyntjezebel: i am the one with the 2 pawn advantage
housndespli: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. I SMASH IN ISRAEL, YOU SMASH IN FRANCE?
joyntjezebel: i am in australai
housndespli: i am sorry
housndespli: I AM SORRY
joyntjezebel: it is quite ok
housndespli: you smash kitty?
joyntjezebel: why would i want to hurt a cat?
housndespli: what is ‘a cat’ please?
housndespli: WHAT IS ‘A CAT’?
joyntjezebel: cat is a kitty
joyntjezebel: furry pet
housndespli: FRENCH PEOPLE ARE FUNNY!!!
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NEW GAME (74525981) – housndespli vs. ardian_nugroho (15 0 rated)
ardian_nugroho: good luck….
housndespli: you too pippo!
ardian_nugroho: hai….where are u from??
ardian_nugroho: israel, isn’t it???
housndespli: i from da ISRAEL yes!!!
housndespli: we like da mip, you like/hate/love???
housndespli: YOU LIKE-HATE-MIP MAYBE? MAYBE BABY?
ardian_nugroho: what is mip???
housndespli: hahahaha you funny man like coco da colombo!
ardian_nugroho: no…i like israel
ardian_nugroho: it’s the land of GOD
housndespli: you know MIP – MIP is your FRIEND!
housndespli: you know joke for me please? joke about happy BELIEFS and/or BUSINESS ETHIC?
ardian_nugroho: i don’t know MIP….
housndespli: you know SOUP?
housndespli: you like SOUP?
housndespli: (please)
ardian_nugroho: yes…i like SOUP
housndespli: YESSS! I PUNCH DA AIR LIKE DA GOALSCORE!
housndespli: i MAKE soup for my WORK!!!
ardian_nugroho: i see….
housndespli: you want ask me QUESTION about da SOUP? i know ALL da ANSWER!!!
housndespli: or you not READY to RUMMMMMMMMBLE???!!!??
ardian_nugroho: next time MAYBE
housndespli: 🙁
housndespli: I ANGER LIKE DA GRAND WIZARD OF WARWICK
ardian_nugroho: now…we concentrate on this macth
housndespli: ok PIPPO!!!
housndespli: (pippo it a JOKE – to do with da SOUP!!! but other thing too!!!)
housndespli: (actually other thing TOO!!! :p)
housndespli: @
ardian_nugroho: what is that??
housndespli: that is a SNAIL!!!
ardian_nugroho: for me…SNAIL is disquisting animal!!
housndespli: for me TOO!!! I SMASH DA SNAIL WITH EVERY TIME DA I SEE DA SNAIL ON DA ROAD OR IN DA BUSH OR CLIMB DA HOUSE OR RUN DA RAIL!!!
housndespli: you SMASH da SNAIL mippa?
ardian_nugroho: what a pity the SNAIL
ardian_nugroho: off course not
housndespli: YOU MUST OR DA SNAIL SMASH YOU! IT DA ZERO SUM WAR PIPPO!
ardian_nugroho: SNAIL is also GOD’s creation
housndespli: maybe you LOVE da snail – maybe you should MARRY da snail
ardian_nugroho: hua..ha..ha
housndespli: maybe you and SNAIL could be sitting in da TREE
housndespli: k
housndespli: i
housndespli: s
housndespli: s
housndespli: i
housndespli: n
housndespli: g
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BY A MODERATOR – BE CAREFUL OR YOU MAY BE KICKED OUT OR BANNED
ardian_nugroho: i’d rather marry charming woman
housndespli: (sorry pippo i cannot da speak da now da man say will da kick me)
housndespli: (good luck with da marry)
***
NEW GAME – chris121144 vs. housndespli
housndespli: HELLO BIFFO!
chris121144: Hello
housndespli: HELLO HOW IS DA GREECE???
chris121144: Biffo?
chris121144: hello?
housndespli: biffo word in da greece i believe?
housndespli: you like live in da cyprus?
housndespli: hello pippy!
chris121144: I dont know biffo or pippy to be greek words
chris121144: I am not from cyprus
housndespli: I VERY SORRY IF I WRONG AND OFFEND AND MAKE YOU HATE ME. SORRY.
chris121144: why is it a bad word?
housndespli: NO I BELIEVE NOT TO BE BAD WORD BUT I DO NOT LIKE TO MAKE ENEMY FROM YOU OR DA EUROPEANS
housndespli: i want to be at peace with all. mip be upon you, from heaven
chris121144: Yes i also want peace
housndespli: thank, thank, to you
housndespli: what work you do in da greece?
chris121144: I m afraid that war occur without what people want
chris121144: I dont work
housndespli: what you do if not work?
chris121144: go to university
housndespli: ok – i want university also but family make me work with petroleum
housndespli: I HATE DA PETROLEUM, I HATE DA WHOLE SYSTEM
chris121144: how old are you?
housndespli: what is ‘how old’ meaning?
chris121144: I would like to talk to you after the game is finished
housndespli: ok i happy to talk, but i am being watched
housndespli: you speak da uvaguv?
chris121144: No
housndespli: ovago kavagay (dat means da ok)
housndespli: but we can speak in da English
chris121144: you play chess nice
housndespli: thank you i learn from old man in shoe near my house
chris121144: nice draw
housndespli: nice draw to you
DRAW OFFER: housndespli has offered a draw
DRAW DECLINED: chris121144 has declined a draw
DRAW OFFER: chris121144 has offered a draw – accept | decline
chris121144: is there a way to win
chris121144: ?
housndespli: no my friend, the mip says da draw
chris121144: the mip?
chris121144: what is a mip
housndespli: the mip within our spirit and soul
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. chris121144 – Game drawn by agreement (+2).
housndespli: what you wanted to speak of?
chris121144: Old is how many years you have lived since you were born
housndespli: ok, thank to you, i not know this
chris121144: Who is watching you?
housndespli: people connected to da army, to da petroleum gang- it is more serious than before six months
housndespli: here there is no place to hide because always there is trouble with mip/mop
chris121144: I think Israel is constantly in combat is that true?
housndespli: yes, many war
chris121144: Mip mop could you explain?
housndespli: i cannot speak of this over da internet, it is too danger
chris121144: I think somebody should stop this situation in israel
chris121144: being in war is not nice
housndespli: i agree, but who/how/when/where/soup/not soup?
housndespli: you shoot gun?
chris121144: no I dont shoot gun
housndespli: I SHOOT GUN AT CAT/CHICKEN/OTHER SMALL DEATH ANIMAL
housndespli: IT IS FUN!!!
housndespli: ONE DAY I WILL BE SUPER MIP!!!
chris121144: well it is very bad thing to kill people.
chris121144: Dont you agree?
housndespli: yes, but not chicken, chicken enemy of my garden
housndespli: to kill a chickenbird is great honour to da mip
chris121144: ONE DAY I WILL BE SUPER MIP!!! What do you mean?
housndespli: dat is not exactly what i say, you must be careful with words
chris121144: I just pasted it
housndespli: words kill like f16 stealth bomber
chris121144: sorry I didnt mean to change anything
housndespli: what is ‘pasted’ – it is new to me, new to da mipperi
housndespli: new to da mip, new to da mop, new to da chip, new to da chop
chris121144: Select a word from the ones written in our conversation
housndespli: ‘treehouse’
housndespli: it is ok for you i choose treehouse?
chris121144: then after doubleclicking it right click it
chris121144: What is treehouse?
housndespli: you speak crazy like soupkitchenman!!!
housndespli: crazy talk from da greece!!!
chris121144: Did I insulted you in any way?
housndespli: YES!!! NO!!! MIP!!! MOP!!!
housndespli: PLEASE I MUST GO THERE IS NEW PETROLEUM TANKER DRIVING FAST TO MY CITY, I MUST DEFEND THE PEOPLE
chris121144: Okay bye. I wish one day we wil talk again
housndespli: I WISH TOO, I WISH UPON A MIP, GOOD TO YOU, GOOD TO CYPRUS
chris121144: Stop saying mip unless you want to explain it to me
chris121144: I want to understand what you are talking about
chris121144: I wish you peace
housndespli: I WISH YOU MIP
***
NEW GAME – housndespli vs. ColinHB (15 0 rated)
housndespli: hello gg mm
housndespli: HELLO PIPPO GG
ColinHB: Hello
ColinHB: Thanks for the game
housndespli: hello how is da utd kingdom da friend?
ColinHB: Its OK I suppose, raining.
housndespli: NOTHING COMPARES 2 ROOK
housndespli: what means ‘ipadipadation my operation how many mippos in da station’?
housndespli: friend from da engaland told me song – it funny or sad???
ColinHB: How is Israel ?
housndespli: israel is hot like da hell!
housndespli: make me want da pheas to come back!!! only kidaling!!!
ColinHB: You finsihed building that wall yet ?
housndespli: yes!!!
housndespli: we love da wall
housndespli: it never fall
housndespli: it very tall
housndespli: it name is paul
ColinHB: That’s what they said in Berlin
housndespli: thank!!!
housndespli: i grateful you are happy for da paul wall!!!
housndespli: how is da occupation da iraq da fun? or not da fun? your tax go to da iraq or afghananastation?
ColinHB: We love war in England – still think we have an Empire
housndespli: hahahaha!! but you have no empire you have a MIPpire!!!
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: YOU KNOW DA SONG ‘PUT DA PIGGY IN DA MIDDLE WATCH IT RUN RUN RUN, WATCH DA MIPPO AND DA HIPPO SHOOT DA GUN GUN GUN’?
ColinHB: True, but if it was not for America Israel would not exist – also keep your eyes open for that Iranian missile – it is on it’s way.
housndespli: thank!!
housndespli: i love da MIPpire!!! 🙂
ColinHB: Don’t worry Japanese said they only saw a flash
housndespli: YOU WANT HEAR JOKE ABOUT DA JAPAN???!!!
ColinHB: I want to say no but cannot so go on then
housndespli: ok is man from japan walking near garden
housndespli: he see snail, say ‘hello snail, you like da sushi?’
housndespli: snail say ‘no’
housndespli: man say ‘why ya little snail, i smash ya head’
housndespli: snail say ‘can’t smash my head – i never got da hold of da money, moppo!!!!’
housndespli: hehehehehe
housndespli: u like?
ColinHB: Don’t understand
housndespli: ‘i never got da HOLD of da money’ – u see now???
housndespli: hehehehe
housndespli: mipmipmip
ColinHB: Woman goes on a bus – driver tells her her baby is ugly – she goes to the back and says to a guy – the bus driver just insulted me.
housndespli: hahahaha
housndespli: hehehehehe!!!
housndespli: u FUNNY FUN MAN!!!
ColinHB: Guy says – pass me your monkey and go and tell him off
housndespli: OK, BUT DA FIRST JOKE WAS DA BETTER!!!
ColinHB: It’s the end of the joke
housndespli: mip?
housndespli: YOU INSULT ME OR MIP? WHY? FRIEND?
ColinHB: mip – what does that mean ?
housndespli: you said first ‘hello mip’ yes?
housndespli: i not know friend
housndespli: i not da magic moppo!!!
housndespli: (i am da magic moppo!!! trick’n’treat’n’mip!!!)
ColinHB: No I don’t think so – respect everyone – that’s me
housndespli: WHAT MEANS ‘IT WACADAY NO SCHOOL TODAY’?
housndespli: PLEASE???
ColinHB: I am too old for that
housndespli: u not respect da wacaday, i not respect da u. sorry. mop.
housndespli has disabled chat
***
NEW GAME – housndespli vs. HarrisonStith
housndespli: hello!
HarrisonStith: hey there!
housndespli: how is da utd states?
HarrisonStith: pretty good, spring got here. how’s israel?
housndespli: ISRAEL MIPTASTIC!!! WE HAVE MANY PEOPLE HAPPY TODAY!
HarrisonStith: why today?
housndespli: TODAY DA WEEKEND, MIPPO!
housndespli: we rise/shine/give god his glory glory
housndespli: we going to build an arky arky
HarrisonStith: true, God gets His glory always
housndespli: THERE’S GOING TO BE DA FLOODY FLOODY
HarrisonStith: like in Genesis?>
housndespli: what is genesis please da mip?
HarrisonStith: in the pentatuch
housndespli: HAHAHAHAHA I GET YOU DA MIP!!!!
HarrisonStith: what is da mip?
housndespli: it is greeting in da utd states i believe???
HarrisonStith: it is new to me, i think
housndespli: OK SORRY TO BE RUDE
HarrisonStith: not at all.
housndespli: NOT AT ALL WHAT DA MIP?
HarrisonStith: you don’t have to be sorry at all
housndespli: THANK YOU MIPPERI!!!
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: YOU CAN GET ME A SILVER TRUMPET, GABRIEL?
HarrisonStith: what’
HarrisonStith: what’s a good greeting in Israel?
housndespli: SHALOM MOOP
housndespli: OR FOR DA GIRL IT IS SHALOM MEEP
HarrisonStith: Peace! Moop
housndespli: peace to you too gabriel
HarrisonStith: God’s Angel
housndespli: hahahaha!!! like da karadzic!!!
housndespli: YOU LIKE DA KARADZIC?
HarrisonStith: who is he?
housndespli: RADOVAN KARADZIC KING OF DA SERBS DA HERO
housndespli: he build da arky arky, build it out of gopher barky barky
HarrisonStith: We spell it Karatich or something like that
housndespli: HOW RUDE
housndespli: YOU LIKE DA FILM DA JESUS SOUP?
HarrisonStith: haven’t seen it. Have you seen Arranged?
housndespli: I NO SEE DA FILMS I TOO BUSY IN DA ARMY
HarrisonStith: What’s Jesus Soup about?
housndespli: ABOUT DA JESUS WHEN HE TURN DA SOUP INTO MIP
HarrisonStith: Mip?
HarrisonStith: You like Bebe?
housndespli: what is da bebe?
HarrisonStith: netanyahu
housndespli: DA BIBI? HE LIKE A NEPHEW TO ME
housndespli: you like da i d f?
housndespli: I SAID YOU LIKE DA I D F?
HarrisonStith: respect it very much
housndespli: i will tell them they will be happy/courageous/proud/aromatic
HarrisonStith: everyone will be aromatic if they don’t shower
housndespli: WHAT? DON’T UNDERSTAND??? 🙁
HarrisonStith: its a joke, aromatic means strong smelling
housndespli: SORRY I DO NOT KNOW
housndespli: PLEASE FORGIVE
HarrisonStith: did you mean romantic?
housndespli: yes. YES. YES!!! I BELIEVE DA WORD IS TRUE. THIS TRAIN IS BOUND FOR DA GLORY THIS TRAIN
HarrisonStith: you like american music?
housndespli: YOU/ME LIKE/LOVE MIP/MOP NEAR/FAR?
housndespli: GET YOUR MIPS OUT FOR DA LAD
HarrisonStith: you teach me new words man
housndespli: thank you i feel good like da kangaroo
housndespli: YOU LIKE DA CASH MONEY?
housndespli: :-m
housndespli: :-i
housndespli: :-p
housndespli: YOU GIVE ME DA HAMBURGER I GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY
housndespli: WHY YOU QUIET NOW LIKE LAST BREEZE OF DA SUMMER?
housndespli: we no friends???
HarrisonStith: you are killilng me now
housndespli: I NO WANT KILL I HATE DA KILL SORRY
HarrisonStith: i have to think more, type less
housndespli: LIKE DA LETHAL BIZZLE!!!
HarrisonStith: yes like lethal bizzle
housndespli: you know lethal b?
housndespli: YOU DO NOT!!??
HarrisonStith: no what is it?>?
housndespli: HE MY HERO
housndespli: HE GIVE ME DA HOPE JOANNA
HarrisonStith: how did i let this game get so bad for me?
housndespli: IT IS DA WILL OF DA LORD
HarrisonStith: i hope not
housndespli: HE STRIKE DOWN UPON DA SIN
HarrisonStith: and bad play
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. HarrisonStith – housndespli won on time (+8)
housndespli: i got ninety nine problem but da mip ain’t one
***
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NEW GAME – mijus vs. housndespli
housndespli: hi!!
mijus: hi
housndespli: gg
mijus: gg
housndespli: mm
GAME OVER – mijus vs. housndespli – housndespli won by checkmate (+10).
housndespli: mm
housndespli: MM
mijus: gg
housndespli: mm
housndespli: gg/mm
housndespli: gg!!!
mijus: mm?
housndespli: mipmip
housndespli: MIPMIP!!
mijus: mip?
housndespli: MIP!!
mijus: explain
housndespli: mip is a fleeting hint of jasmine, mip is a fresh summer breeze
housndespli: got mip?
mijus: no
housndespli: got mop?
mijus: it is fine
housndespli: it is not fine. i have no soup
housndespli: got soup?
mijus: no
mijus: what is
mijus: your
mijus: ocupation
housndespli: i am a soldier
housndespli: what is
housndespli: your
housndespli: occupation?
mijus: electrical
mijus: eng
housndespli: i love electricity
housndespli: do you love war?
mijus: fine
mijus: what is your rang
housndespli: my rang?
mijus: levewl in the army
housndespli: i am a miptenant
mijus: tenant
mijus: very good
housndespli: what is your rang?
mijus: dr. of sci
housndespli: maybe one day we will meet on the battlefield. or at an electricity festival
mijus: no on battle field
mijus: i am too old
housndespli: how old are you?
mijus: 63
housndespli: got soup?
mijus: i dont understand
housndespli: i must go, someone is shooting rpgs. it might be a mipbush
mijus: ok
mijus: thx
housndespli: bye
housndespli: mm
mijus: bye
***
NEW GAME – housndespli vs. 4corpio
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. 4corpio – Game drawn by stalemate.
NEW GAME – 4corpio vs. housndespli
4corpio: u suckkk
housndespli: u mippp
4corpio: you LUCKY sh it
GAME OVER – 4corpio vs. housndespli – housndespli won by resignation (+8).
4corpio has offered you a rematch – accept | decline
housndespli: u been mip?
housndespli: or like da mop rematch moop?
4corpio: shut up you dumb jew
housndespli: thank!!!
4corpio: rematch u coward
housndespli: we smash da mip all again like da mip
housndespli: what mean coward like da chosen legend?
4corpio: REMATCH
housndespli: REMIP
4corpio: no wonder so many of u were killed by hitler
4corpio: ur idiots
housndespli: NO WONDER SO MANY OF YOU WERE MIPPED BY MOPLI PANUCHE
housndespli: YOU PLAY CHESS LIKE MY DUCK PLAY CRICKET
4corpio: u scared?
housndespli: SCARED OF BOREDOM FROM ALL DA MIPPING!!!
4corpio: ur an idiot
4corpio: no such thing
4corpio: as a mip
housndespli: i am mip
housndespli: you are a leetle mop
4corpio: youre a dip ssh it
4corpio: stupid kyke
housndespli: da first rule of mip club, don’t talk about mip club
housndespli: da second rule of mip club, smash all da mops you find till da blood flow in da street and da pheas can turn da jacuzzi red
housndespli: where is da mop? behind every tree, under every stone
4corpio: u scared to play?
4corpio: afraid u might lose?
4corpio: ur too chicken
housndespli: i too busy laughing at how you play da last game!!! you play like a stick of celery play da hungry hungry hippo!
4corpio: behind every tree is a dirty jew
4corpio: kill the jew
housndespli: you welcome to try!!!
housndespli: come to israel – turn left at lebanon and come through da gate
housndespli: we eat you for aruchat boker mip!
4corpio: ur country is a waste of land
4corpio: poor
4corpio: stupid
housndespli: with zatar and a leetle salt
housndespli: MORE ZATAR, ACTUALLY EVEN MORE ZATAR PLEASE WAITER
4corpio: moron
housndespli: SO MUCH ZATAR IT CALLED A ZATAR EXPLOSION OF SPICE AND HAMMER BLOW!
housndespli: GOOD LUCK WITH DA CHESSERATION – I PLAY YOU AGAIN WHEN YOUR MOP BECOME MIP
4corpio: IDIOT JEWWWW
housndespli: I NOT HOLD DA BREATH OR HOLD DA HOPE FOR SUSANNAH TILL DA MORNING COME
4corpio: U TALK BUT CANT PLAY
housndespli: I BEATED YOU LIKE A SHEEP
housndespli: BAA BAA MIP MEEP
***
NEW GAME – LoveBuzzDuo vs. housndespli
housndespli: hi!!!
housndespli: HI!!!
LoveBuzzDuo: gl
housndespli: MM
housndespli: how is to be usa?
LoveBuzzDuo: good
housndespli: yeah!!!
housndespli: i love smash da cuba
housndespli: SMASH DA CUBA!!!
LoveBuzzDuo: ok
housndespli: mip!!!
housndespli: MIP MIP!
housndespli: what do you work?
LoveBuzzDuo: army
LoveBuzzDuo: u
housndespli: army too!!! I D F
housndespli: YOU LIKE I D F ?
LoveBuzzDuo: very good
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: WE SMASH DA CUBAAAA
LoveBuzzDuo: in what sport
housndespli: in da face
LoveBuzzDuo: lol
housndespli: what is the lol?
LoveBuzzDuo: sorry
housndespli: WHAT IS THE LOL???
LoveBuzzDuo: laughing out loud
housndespli: thank you – what you laugh to?
LoveBuzzDuo: cuba face
housndespli: WHY YOU LAUGH ON I D F?
LoveBuzzDuo: i didnt
housndespli: OK THANK YOU MIP. THANK YOU
housndespli: we will meet one day on field of battle?
LoveBuzzDuo: u better hope not war sucks
housndespli: war is mip
LoveBuzzDuo: what is mip?
housndespli: I ASK YOU PLEASE WHAT IS DA MIP?
housndespli: a man from state of america told me mip, told me da mip breathes fire like dragon
LoveBuzzDuo: huh?
LoveBuzzDuo: ok
LoveBuzzDuo: how old are you?
housndespli: 62
housndespli: how age you?
housndespli: HOW AGE YOU MIPLI?
LoveBuzzDuo: 36
housndespli: thank you da mipperi
***
NEW GAME (83104364) – housndespli vs. FitheachSidhe (15 0 rated)
FitheachSidhe: m or f?
housndespli: mip – and ye?
FitheachSidhe: whats ip ?
housndespli: MIP like da friend with da arm? you hate ME because WHY?
FitheachSidhe: have no idea what yur talking about. asking male or female.
FitheachSidhe: you said m I assumed was male
FitheachSidhe: then ip
FitheachSidhe: which i do not know
housndespli: SORRY please not hate me i not want to BE da HATE person
housndespli: you like da CHESS friend?
FitheachSidhe: ok no english, sorry
FitheachSidhe: shalome
FitheachSidhe: lol
housndespli: THANK!!! you like da SNAIL or HATE DA SNAIL?
FitheachSidhe: snail?
housndespli: SNAIL little creature from da place near HOUSE
FitheachSidhe: r u a computer?
housndespli: WHAT MEAN i not hate YE
FitheachSidhe: ok, yur either a cpu or your fing crazy
housndespli: THANK!!! how r u in q8?
FitheachSidhe: yur a cpu
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. FitheachSidhe – housndespli won by resignation (+7).
housndespli: THANK!!! how r u in q9?
***
NEW GAME – kembro13 vs. housndespli
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: 😐
kembro13: 🙂
housndespli: mip!
kembro13: mip?
housndespli: what is mip?
housndespli: please?
kembro13: no idea what mip is.
housndespli: thank you!
housndespli: 🙂
kembro13: i have no idea whats going on right now
housndespli: mip?
housndespli: 😉
housndespli: ATTACK THE DANCEFLOOR LIKE A BULLDOZER!!!
housndespli: mip
housndespli: 🙁
housndespli: hello kitty!
housndespli: HELLO KITTY!!!
kembro13: is that some israeli terrorist chant?
housndespli: HAHAHAHA TERRORIST KITTY!!! 🙂
housndespli: 😉
housndespli: supermip?
housndespli: 😛
GAME OVER – kembro13 vs. housndespli – housndespli won on time (+9).
housndespli: hello!
housndespli: kitty!
***
NEW GAME (80814907) – Adolef vs. housndespli (15 0 rated)
Adolef: hi
housndespli: hello
housndespli: hello!!
housndespli: how are ye?
Adolef: I’m fine, thanks
Adolef: Hwo about you?
housndespli: thank!!!
housndespli: i am fine like bee!
housndespli: you like da CHESS?
Adolef: that’s a rather stupid question
housndespli: thank!!!
housndespli: sorry if OFFEND ye!!!
housndespli: SORRY FRIEND PLEASE NOT HATE ME FOR DA LIFE
Adolef: What happened to you that you’re in such a good mood?
housndespli: i found my PHEAS!! was running through road escape from da GARDEN but I FIND PHEAS now can EAT/DRINK/MERRY!
housndespli: you like da PHEAS?
Adolef: What’s pheas?
housndespli: you not know da PHEAS? it bird with ANGRY eye and FULL of COURAGE but WEAK like TINY LOCUST
Adolef: No I do not know it.. Does it have something to do with religion?
housndespli: you love/not love/hate/UNCONCERNED about da pheas? please?
housndespli: you have da RELIGION?
housndespli: friend why you go SILENCE like da LAMB?
Adolef: Sorry, I’m trying to concentrate on chess..
housndespli: thank!!! do you love da CHESS?
housndespli: you want to hear da JOKE about da CHESS? IT FUNNY!!!
Adolef: of course.. bring it on
housndespli: thank!!!
housndespli: ok is rook walking round da CHESSboard
housndespli: look at da pawn, smile
housndespli: look at da bish, smile
housndespli: look at da queen, smile
housndespli: look at da king, get SCARED and JUMP
housndespli: king laugh and say ROOK WHY YOU JUMP?
housndespli: rook say HEY KING, not realise you have da HAMMER IN POCKET!!!
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: you like???
Adolef: I did not get it
housndespli: THANK!!!
housndespli: oh i make mistake with end of da JOKE!!
housndespli: sorry!!!
housndespli: rook SAY hey king i not realise you have da HAMMER IN DA POCKET OF DA PAWN NEAR DA QUEEN!!!
housndespli: IT FUNNY NOW???
housndespli: 🙂
Adolef: Still not getting it
Adolef: Never mind
housndespli: i SORRY please not hate da ME???
housndespli: you have da JOKE 4 me please???
housndespli: i can ask you ONE questi please?
GAME OVER – Adolef vs. housndespli – housndespli won by resignation (+12).
Adolef: Ask
housndespli: thank!!! do you love da CHESS?
***
NEW GAME – housndespli vs. SazerX
SazerX: hi
housndespli: hello pip
housndespli: you FRIEND of ME?
SazerX: my names not pip
housndespli: SORRY MY friend of friend
housndespli: you HATE ME FOR my LIFE?
SazerX: I dont hate you
housndespli: thank THANK! I HAPPY to know it da hand clap clap
housndespli: you want hear JOKE about SNOW???
SazerX: what are u talking about
SazerX: ok
housndespli: thank!!
housndespli: ok, is man walking in cloud, cloud start to snow
housndespli: man walk along cloud and sing da praise of da snow
housndespli: cloud turn to da man and say ‘WHAT DA HELL YOU DOING? DA SNOW IS NOT SNOW, DA SNOW IS MIP!!!’
housndespli: man die (maybe)
housndespli: (sorry forgot da end)
housndespli: you like?
SazerX: ok
housndespli: THANK HATE/MIP/NOT KILL HOPE
SazerX: yes
SazerX: you have to improve your English
housndespli: da RAIN in da SPAIN fall MAINly on da PLAIN
housndespli: IS GOOD NOW?
SazerX: not really but better
housndespli: watch us wreck da mike, watch us wreck da mike, watch us wreck da mike…
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. SazerX – housndespli won by checkmate (+8).
housndespli: …PSYCHE!!!
***
NEW GAME (140689791) – housndespli vs. oliver3364
oliver3364: ?
oliver3364: move
housndespli: hello!
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how are ye?
oliver3364: fine thx
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: what you like in da CHESS please?
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: CHES FUN!!!
housndespli: WE HAVE DA FUN PLAY!
oliver3364: of course
housndespli: thank!
oliver3364: we play for funa
housndespli: you like da CHESS?
housndespli: PLESAE???
housndespli: 😮
oliver3364: as we play all games
housndespli: WHAT OTHER GAME YE LIKE TO LOVE?
housndespli: plesae?
oliver3364: i dont like other virtual games
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: you like da ‘butterfly moppo’?
oliver3364: i dont know it
housndespli: it FUN!
housndespli: you want play butterfly moppo NOW?
housndespli: Plesae?
oliver3364: no no
oliver3364: just chess
housndespli: yes yes FUN!
housndespli: I BE BUTTERFLY
housndespli: YE BE MOPPO
housndespli: GO!!!!
housndespli: GO GO GO MOPPO!
housndespli: bzzzzzzzz i chase ye!!!
housndespli: bzzzzzzzz i fly down pon ye!!!
housndespli: fly butterfly fly!!!
housndespli: bzzzzz
housndespli: hey
housndespli: hey!
housndespli: why ye not play buttermoppo???
housndespli: 🙁
housndespli: ye HATE me?
housndespli: bzzz?
housndespli: b-z-z-z?
housndespli: hahahaha i know ye!
housndespli: ye play da SILENT buttermoppo!!!
housndespli: hehehehehe
housndespli: (bzzzz) shhh (bzzz)
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. oliver3364 – housndespli won by checkmate (+8).
housndespli: bzzzzzzzz!!!!
housndespli: butterfly zap da moppppppppo!!!!
oliver3364: ibye
housndespli: imip
housndespli: 🙂
oliver3364 has left the chat.
***
NEW GAME (94352409) – MoHasanie vs. housndespli (15 0 rated)
MoHasanie: alot of israeli players online today!
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how are ye?
MoHasanie: good, u?
housndespli: good thank!
housndespli: where you from live da place please friend?
MoHasanie: sorry, i didn’t understand?
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: where from you live please da friend?
housndespli: PLEASE WHERE FROM YE?
MoHasanie: i am from Canada
housndespli: thank!
MoHasanie: your welcome
housndespli: you love da israel from da friend please?
MoHasanie: i do not love Israel. I am neutral
housndespli: thank! i love da canadani for it place i will live in two month
housndespli: i work for da israel moth company they send me to da canadani to research moth for import/export/hammersmash
housndespli: you know da moth place please?
MoHasanie: no, i never heard of it. But congratulations on your job!
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: you work in da moth industrialisation please? or if not work in da moth what ye do for live?
MoHasanie: a neurosurgeon
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: i prefer da moth because it not what ye can do for your moth but what your moth can do for ye
housndespli: you have JOKE for me from CANADANI you can tell to me PLEASE FRIEND?
MoHasanie: what did the dog say to the tree?
housndespli: hahaha!!
housndespli: is good joke THANK!!!
housndespli: you have another please?
MoHasanie: i know right. I am perfect comedian
housndespli: hehehehe
housndespli: i like da JOKE!! i will tell to my friend in ISRAELI TOWN AND CITY!!!
MoHasanie: hahaha, thanks for making me famous
housndespli: THANK YE! THANK YE DOUBLE!!!
MoHasanie: so you like moths, huh?
housndespli: i not like i hate, i research how to kill da moth with da microhammer – why you say i love da moth you want to laugh upon me friend?
MoHasanie: haha, moths are too cool for school
housndespli: thank!!!
housndespli: you ever chase da moth in canadani? or moth chase ye??!?!?!?!?
MoHasanie: yeah, i eat them
MoHasanie: they are delicious, yum
housndespli: you know da film johnny hunt da moth II?
MoHasanie: too goood movie
housndespli: thank!!! i was IN DA FILM!!!
MoHasanie: that one and Soul plane are my favourites
MoHasanie: and also american pie 5
housndespli: i play da friend of johnny with da microshotgun da chase moth from here to tanzania
MoHasanie: WOW, its funny how you are a actor, and a moth/Palestinian murderer
housndespli: thank!!!
housndespli: not as funny as da JOKE!!! i still laughter from da joke, shake shake shake with da laught!!!
MoHasanie: haha, thats so gay, lol
housndespli: thank!!! many thank from da west bank!!!
MoHasanie: haha, and same to u
housndespli: thank!!!
housndespli: you can win prize if tell me where da moth first begin to fly???
MoHasanie: in your ass
MoHasanie: joke
housndespli: WRONG!!! i win da PRIZE!!!
MoHasanie: no, i win
housndespli: not understand you were wrong i win da prize no complaining no argue from da canadani please friend
housndespli: you stop to argue please thank!?
MoHasanie: same to you israeli
housndespli: HAHAHA is another joke?
MoHasanie: ofcourse
housndespli: thank!
***
NEW GAME (132559033) – chris121144 vs. housndespli (15 0 rated)
chris121144 has joined the chat.
housndespli: hello!
housndespli: how are ye?
chris121144: fine
chris121144: hi
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how da biffo please da friend?
housndespli: HOW DA CYPRUS LOVE/HATE/MIP? PLEAS DA FRIEND?
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: I think Israel is constantly in combat is that true?
housndespli: Select a word from the ones written in our conversation
chris121144: I m not sure…
housndespli: Stop saying mip unless you want to explain it to me
housndespli: then after doubleclicking it right click it
housndespli: ONE DAY I WILL BE SUPER MIP!!! What do you mean?
housndespli: I m afraid that war occur without what people want
housndespli: I dont know biffo or pippy to be greek words
housndespli: chris121144: I am not from cyprus
chris121144: I dont know where yuo r from
housndespli: thank!!!
housndespli: how many da MIP please???
chris121144: MIP???
housndespli: what mean da MIP please friend?
chris121144: I dont know you tell me
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how is da cyprus people n da pheas?
chris121144: thank you
chris121144: what do u want?
housndespli: i love da chess want play da CHESS – and ye?
chris121144: I love chess too
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: what da favourite PIECE please?
chris121144: bishop
housndespli: thank!
chris121144: urs?
housndespli: i love da BISH but love da PHEAS more!! da PHEAS MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE DA HAPP!
chris121144: PHEAS?
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: U R FRIEND!
housndespli: LIKE DA PHEAS N DA SNAIL!
chris121144: why do u keep saying thank?
housndespli: THANK!!!*
housndespli: (*not thank)
housndespli: 🙁
chris121144: r u crazy?
housndespli: why you hate da me for da CYPRUS? PLEASE BIFFO?
chris121144: I dont hate u
housndespli: THANK!
chris121144: I have no idea what ur talking about
housndespli: THANK!
chris121144: is mop the same as mip?
housndespli: YE KNOW TOO MUCH
housndespli has disabled chat
***
NEW GAME (132563495) – housndespli vs. chris121144 (15 0 rated)
housndespli: HELLO FRIEND D A !
chris121144: why do u think i know too much? Hello mine
housndespli: THANK!
chris121144: r u from Israel?
housndespli: YE!
housndespli: AND YE?
chris121144: Greece
housndespli: NOT DA CYP? 🙁
chris121144: no
chris121144: Do u hate Cyprus?
housndespli: I SCARED OF DA CYP
chris121144: why?
housndespli: mip
chris121144: whats mip?
housndespli: it like mop but BIGGER
housndespli: BADDER
housndespli: ROUGHER
housndespli: TOUGHER
housndespli: IN OTHER WORD SUCKER THERE IS DA NO OTHER
chris121144: whats mop?
housndespli has disabled chat
***
NEW GAME (130811293) – housndespli vs. abusultan (15 0 rated)
abusultan: hi
housndespli: hello pip?
housndespli: how are ye!?
GAME OVER – abusultan vs. housndespli – housndespli won by checkmate (+10).
NEW GAME (130811293) – housndespli vs. abusultan (15 0 rated)
abusultan has joined the chat.
abusultan: sorry, did notice, iam fine thanks
abusultan: iam from Jericho, wher are you
housndespli: thank! i love da jerich
housndespli: i love da casino da friend?
abusultan: me too
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: where you know da mip please?
housndespli: PLEASE FROM WHERE DA MIP/MOP/SOUP?
housndespli: habibi
abusultan: yes habibi,
housndespli: hamipi
housndespli: hamopi?
housndespli: YOU LOVE DA CHESS PLEASE?
abusultan: yes, almost everyday
housndespli: thank! 🙂
housndespli: what name u please?
abusultan: Isam
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: my name flippovich
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: you have joke for me PLEAS?
abusultan: why
housndespli: i LOVE da JOKE!
housndespli: U WANT ME TELL U DA JOKE ABOUT DA CASINO?
abusultan: jericho casino
housndespli: yes!
housndespli: was man walking to da casino
housndespli: see friend with da ant n snail in hand
housndespli: say why you got da ant AND da snail, moppo?
housndespli: friend say shut da mouth, shut shut shut, not ant, not snail, not NOTHING FROM DA PHEAS!!!
housndespli: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
housndespli: u like? 🙂
abusultan: not so much, so quick
housndespli: THANK!*
abusultan: you sound like italian
housndespli: (* not thank)
abusultan: or mexican
housndespli: i from da sarajevokovic
abusultan: near ussr
housndespli: what? WHAT? MAKE NO SENSE 🙁
abusultan: sorry, no ungry
housndespli: SARAJEVOKOVIC STREET NEAR TO DA PLACE IN DA JERUSALEMPOVOSKI
housndespli: i very ungry no soup no lunch – you are ungry friend?
abusultan: ok jerusalem
housndespli: you are friend of da friend play da chess nice like friend?
housndespli: 🙂
abusultan: i come home August lets play chess near dead sea
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: i meet you on da chair next to da other chair next to man with da towel
abusultan: i did not see queen, you cheater
housndespli: sorry not want da queen you want me give da back to ye?
abusultan: it is ok only a game
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: it is only DA SOUP AND ROLL BUT I LIKE IT!!!
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. abusultan – housndespli won by checkmate (+9).
GAME ANALYSIS – Analyze this game – with your opponent | alone
abusultan: thanks
housndespli: thank!
abusultan: i lost
housndespli: i mip
housndespli: u mip
housndespli: we all mip together!
abusultan: see you
housndespli: not if da mip da ye 1st!!! only kiddovich 😛
***
NEW GAME (390763483) – uly42 vs. housndespli (15 0 rated) (win: 17, draw: -3, loss: -24)
housndespli: HELLO?
housndespli: hi friedn? \
housndespli: :)))
uly42: Hello how are you
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: i happo because of da elececectio!housndespli: you like da romno or da bama?
housndespli: plesae?
housndespli: o-BAMA
uly42: OBAMA!
housndespli: what mean OBAMA! plesae friend?
housndespli: like da BAMA!?
uly42: I’m curious; how do people feel about Obama in Israel? Yes I like Obama
housndespli: we love to love da BAMA because he want make for da israe da small bird of peace with da cypruss
housndespli: you like?
housndespli: i scare of da cypruss
housndespli: want da peacos avec da cyp
uly42: Yes I Love your Nation!
housndespli: THANK! but DA CYPRUS MAKE YE SCARE?
housndespli: you want hear da joke about da cyp?
housndespli: plesae?
housndespli: 🙂
uly42: yes
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: when you want da hear plesa?
uly42: now
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ok is man from da cypruss
housndespli: walk near da floor
housndespli: run near da wall
housndespli: clamber pon da house!
housndespli: house say HEY HEY RUN NOW YA CYP
housndespli: man say NO NOT RUN, NOT DA CYP, I DA mighty-MOP!!!!
housndespli: HAHAHAHA!
housndespli: YE LIKE?
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: 😛
uly42: Very funny!
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: ye have jeek for me plesa?
housndespli: NOW JOKEE PLESA? NOW!
uly42: I am not good at telling jokes funny
housndespli: SORRO where ya go/gee?
housndespli: ok no problo
housndespli: i sorro ye HATE me
housndespli: 🙁
housndespli: because i da jeeish
housndespli: not nice hate da jeeish
uly42: No No I LOVE JEWISH PEOPLE
uly42: I just don’t have a good joke
housndespli: sorro i scare of YE because ye HATOS me for thinkos i killos da KRISTOS
housndespli: (NOT KILLOS KRISTOS was MISTAKE 🙁
uly42: No I don’t hate you
housndespli: but ye hate da CYPRUSS or da ANTARCT?
GAME OVER – uly42 vs. housndespli – housndespli won by checkmate (+17).
housndespli: thank?
uly42: gg
housndespli: ye WIN da me?
housndespli: what plesa da gg/
housndespli: ?
uly42: you are very good
housndespli: it becos of da CYP?
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: ye are like da moth
NEW GAME (390774699) – housndespli [1.0] vs. uly42 [0.0] (15 0 rated) (win: 15, draw: -5, loss: -24)
housndespli: ye can SPEAK to moth in da u.s.a.d?
housndespli: or NOT DA LEGALL?
housndespli: YOU ARE THERERE FRIENDI?
housndespli: 🙁
housndespli: :p
housndespli: :—)
uly42: yes
housndespli: yes WHATOS?
housndespli: YE STILL ANGROS OF KRISTOS?
housndespli: I SAY SORROS
housndespli: how many JEE have ye pleasea?
uly42: what does JEE mean?
housndespli: JEE da people da ISRAEE
housndespli: YE HAVE MORE FROM ONE JEE PLESEA?
uly42: Yes I have alot I JEE FRIENDS
housndespli: YE LIKE DA poem PLESA?
housndespli: I CAN TELL YE DA POEEM?
uly42: thank you
housndespli: (plesae?)
housndespli: :I
housndespli: ok thank!
housndespli: a sailo wend da jee jee jee
housndespli: to see whatos he can jee jee jee
housndespli: and allos he can jee jee jee
housndespli: jee jee jee jee jee jee jee jee jee jee jee jee
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: happo?
uly42: yes yes
uly42: You are strong chess player!
housndespli: thank
housndespli: ye are HAPPO MOTHO!
housndespli: SO WE ARE FREE TO BE JEE PON DA M.I.C.!!!!
uly42: Yes
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. uly42 – housndespli won by checkmate (+15).
GAME ANALYSIS – Analyze this game – with your opponent | alone
uly42: gg
housndespli: WHAT MEAN GG PLEE?
uly42 has offered you a rematch – accept | decline
housndespli: WHAT MEAN REMATCHI? PLESA?
housndespli: it word for da jee or da kristosi?
uly42: please
housndespli: thank!
uly42: one more game
housndespli: yes! plesa!
housndespli: first plesa ye sing to me quick songadi?
housndespli: any songadi
housndespli: thank
uly42: ok
housndespli: i love da SONGADI de la u.s.a.d.
housndespli: thank
housndespli: thank
housndespli: thank
housndespli: thank
housndespli: where da songadi plesa?
uly42: mary had a little lamb little lamb
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: what meanos plesa?
housndespli: who da maryi?
uly42: a little damsel
housndespli: where da lambo?
housndespli: DAMSELI IS DA JEE?
housndespli: NOT UNDERSTANDOS ?
housndespli: ye LOVE jeedamsel or HATE JEEdamseli?
uly42: the lamb is her farm animal
housndespli: you drink da JEE winee tonightos?
housndespli: ye funno!!!
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: ‘animo’
housndespli: hahahahaha
housndespli: no thing da ANMIO!!!!
uly42: No don’t drink wine
housndespli: YE SOUND FROM DA CYPREEI!!!
housndespli: HAHAHAHAHA
uly42: funny
housndespli: FUNNY FUN FUN
uly42: ha ha ha !!!!!
housndespli: HOW OLD YE PLE?
uly42: one more game
uly42: ok
uly42: 44
housndespli: I SORRO
uly42: How old are you?
housndespli: I AGEO 95.8
housndespli: CAPITALOS F.M.
***
NEW GAME (458448364) – housndespli vs. FarmerBob (15 0 rated) (win: 6, draw: -2, loss: -10)
housndespli: he;llo!
housndespli: how are ye pls?
housndespli: 🙂
FarmerBob: pleased to meet you
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ye REAL farme pls?
FarmerBob: yes
housndespli: i love da FARMIG!
housndespli: my familo have many land and COW!!!
FarmerBob: taking a break right now
housndespli: ye know da cow? pls?
FarmerBob: haha it is a nice occupation
housndespli: cow blick n white
FarmerBob: yes I have 20 cows
housndespli: yay!
housndespli: what name of cow pls?
FarmerBob: they are all different. my favorite is ying-yang
housndespli: hahahe!
housndespli: fun!
housndespli: ye have jokeo for me of COW pls? or want me tell jokeo to YE?
FarmerBob: what do cows like to do on their free time?
housndespli: hahaha! good jokeo!!
housndespli: ye have one moreo pls?
FarmerBob: go to the moooooovies
housndespli: not understando
housndespli: 🙁
housndespli: sorro
housndespli: if offendo ye
FarmerBob: video films
FarmerBob: no
FarmerBob: you do not offend
housndespli: sorro
FarmerBob: cows go moo
FarmerBob: so they go to the mooovie
housndespli: if ye hate ME for offendo 🙁
housndespli: moo? not undestando
FarmerBob: ne offense
housndespli: what mean moo pls?
FarmerBob: but I just lost haha good game
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. FarmerBob – housndespli won by resignation (+6).
GAME ANALYSIS – Analyze this game – with your opponent | alone
housndespli: moo?
FarmerBob: yes that is the sound they make
housndespli: moovie?
housndespli: of what make pls?
housndespli: moovie?
FarmerBob: it is probably different in hebrew
housndespli: what mean moovie pls? it HATE for da ISRAEL?
FarmerBob: the sound cows make is moo
housndespli: 🙁
FarmerBob: a movie is a video
FarmerBob: a film
housndespli: IN ISRAELO?
FarmerBob: motion picture?
housndespli: thank but sorro
FarmerBob: no english
housndespli: what is cow pls?
housndespli: not understando why YE hate da ME?
FarmerBob: haha I do not hate you
housndespli: cow?
FarmerBob: yes?
housndespli: what cow pls?
housndespli: with wheel n engin?
FarmerBob: that’s a car!
housndespli: i have many but no ‘MOO’
housndespli: YES! CAR! U HAVE DA CAR PLS?
FarmerBob: hahaha
housndespli: my family have many from da CAR!
FarmerBob: ohhhhhhhh
FarmerBob: yes I have a car
housndespli: sorro if YE HATE da FAMILIO 🙁
housndespli: what is COW pls?
FarmerBob: haha no no
FarmerBob: I don’t hate anyone
FarmerBob: a cow has 4 legs and eat grass
FarmerBob: it is a farm animal
housndespli: but why ye say cow mooove ? pls?
housndespli: i HATE cow
housndespli: scare o of da cow
housndespli: hit COW with da CAR
FarmerBob: cows go “moo” when they talk
housndespli: SUPERCAR = no more da movoovie
FarmerBob: hahaha what?
housndespli: ye hate cow? pls?
FarmerBob: no I do not hate anything
FarmerBob: but I have to go back to work.
housndespli: ye want hear da JOKEO abt da car?
housndespli: pls?
FarmerBob: ok 1 jokeo
FarmerBob: go ahead
housndespli: how many CAR in da field of JERUESALM?
FarmerBob: how many?
housndespli: (it da TRICK QUEST!!!)
FarmerBob: there are no fields in jeruesalm?
housndespli: 5 = becaues 5 is da name of da LORD OF DA CHRIST!!!
housndespli: HAHAHAHAHE!
housndespli: YE LIKE? FRIEND0O?
FarmerBob: ohhh
FarmerBob: haha I get it
housndespli: one more quest for ye pls?
FarmerBob: cool!
housndespli: why ye hate DA MIP?
housndespli: PLS?
FarmerBob: what is da mip?
housndespli: MIP = GOODO, NOT HATEO
housndespli: MIP = MOP
FarmerBob: sorry I do not understand?
housndespli: i sorro ye HATE da me. 🙁 pls not hate da MIP
housndespli: THANK! GG! MIPMIP!
FarmerBob: haha I don’t hate anyone!
FarmerBob: gg!
FarmerBob: bye bye!
FarmerBob has left the chat.
housndespli: MOO?
***
NEW GAME – housndespli vs. crysgen
crysgen: u r dead
housndespli: u r mip
housndespli: or r u mop?
housndespli: please which r u mip/mop live/die chick/pheas?
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. crysgen – housndespli won by checkmate (+9)
crysgen: im watching movies
housndespli: i’m mipping on a star to fall
***
NEW GAME (467786402) – housndespli vs. luffy468 (15 0 rated) (win: 9, draw: 1, loss: -7)
housndespli: hello!
luffy468: hi
luffy468: hi
housndespli: hi
housndespli: hi
housndespli: how are ye friendo?
luffy468: fine, u?
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: i fine! thank!
housndespli: how is in da europ pls?
luffy468: dunno
luffy468: not interested in news
housndespli: sorro if offendo 🙁
housndespli: where ye live pleas if not euro?
luffy468: france
housndespli: thank! i luv da france! je suis chess
housndespli: je m’appelle chess
luffy468: vraiment?
housndespli: sur le pont d’avigchess
housndespli: oui!
housndespli: as tu beacoup de mips?
luffy468: c quoi?
housndespli: mip? c’est un petit pheas
housndespli: ou un petit moppo
housndespli: as tu?
luffy468: je ne vois toujours pas
housndespli: oui, je sais, j’ai beacoup de mippos mais je les deteste
housndespli: est qu’il ya un pheas a cote de ta ville?
luffy468: je sais pas ce qu’est un pheas
luffy468: tu parles d’oiseaux?
housndespli: un pheas? c’est comme un chien mais avec plus grand et avec du pain du vin du boursin
housndespli: oui!
housndespli: je DETESTE le pheas!!!
luffy468: y a que des pigeons et des pies
housndespli: de temps a temps mais le maison de phizzy pheas c’est le PLUS GRAND DANS TOUT LE MONDE!!!
housndespli: TU CONNAIT?
luffy468: phizzy pheas???
housndespli: excuse moi, phozzy pheas
luffy468: c’est quoi, un phozy pheas?
housndespli: c’est francais, n’est pas? j’ai ecrir un livre de louis laloupe et claude le clochard sur la subjet de phozzy pheas
luffy468: jamis entendu parler
housndespli: comment on dire ‘joke’ en francais? comme, pouvez vous me dire un ‘joke’ de france? j’adores les ‘jokes’ de pays autres si as tu un pour moi?!
luffy468: *jamais
housndespli: ou je peut dire a toi d’ISRAELI!!!
luffy468: blague, plaisanterie
housndespli: MERCI! THANK!
housndespli: as tu un pour moi, our tu preferes je dire a toi?
housndespli: 🙂
luffy468: tu sais comment on dit “stalemate” en français, oui?
housndespli: non, comment?
luffy468: pat
luffy468: et voici la blague
housndespli: hahahah! pourquoi? comme la postman?
luffy468: RxDa4 pat
housndespli: et son chat noir et blanc? hehehehehe!
luffy468: Roi prend Dame à 4 pat(tes)
housndespli: 🙂 c’est bon. je comprend parce que je sais le pat de la poste
housndespli: je peut dire un a toi?
luffy468: vas-y
housndespli: merci! thank!
housndespli: combien mips il y a dans la parc des princes???
luffy468: aucune idée
housndespli: (c’est difficile, je sais)
housndespli: oui/non?
luffy468: 3?
housndespli: oui!!! trois – parce que trois = mip, phizz=pheas, mip=moprovich thank=poppo!!!!hahahahaha ! tu aimes?
housndespli: c’est plus bon en anglais 🙁
luffy468: ?????
housndespli: thank! mip! mop! phizz!
luffy468: toujours pas
housndespli: ye have 1 mip 4 da phizz pheas pls/plz? thank!
luffy468: jeu de mot?
luffy468: mais je comprends pas “phizz” et “pheas”
housndespli: we can speako da engli pls? i can explaino da phizz
luffy468: alright
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ye have how many pheas pls?
housndespli: how many chess have ye pls?
luffy468: but WHAT is phaeas, please?
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: me too!
luffy468: ah, pheas means chess?
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ye have many pheas pls?
luffy468: 3
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how many phizz have ye pls?
housndespli: sorro if offendo not want YE hate ME for da MIP
housndespli: 🙁
luffy468: i don’t even understand, don’t worry
housndespli: SORRO
housndespli: what mean luffy pls?
housndespli: it name of HATE from da MONTAIGNE? WHY YE HATE FROM DA MONTAIGNE?
luffy468: Luffy is the name of the main character in the manga “One Piece”
housndespli: I NOT HATE YE, WHY YE HATE ME?
luffy468: i don’t hate you
luffy468: ?
luffy468: neither do i hate Montaigne
housndespli: SORRO i not understando propero
housndespli: ye hate da pheas?
housndespli: is ok if hate da pheas da pheas EVILE
luffy468: if pheas = chess, i don’t hate “pheas”
housndespli: thank! but pheas=phizz=MOPPO!
luffy468: and moppo=?
housndespli: ye are serious ye not know da moppo
luffy468: no
housndespli: da leetle leetle moppo?
luffy468: little moppo??
housndespli: yes, ye know he?
luffy468: no
housndespli has disabled chat
***
NEW GAME (531969157) – markolos vs. housndespli(15 0 rated) (win: 9, draw: 1, loss: -8)
markolos: hello
housndespli: hello! how are ye?
housndespli: ye like da chess pls?
markolos: I’m fine, thanks, hope you are too. Love chess, play alot
housndespli: thank! how many CHESS have ye pls?
housndespli: ye have more from 4???
markolos: I don’t quite understand your english. How many what?
housndespli: believe da word = CHESS? maybe i not say right, sorro for offend
markolos: No offense Chess is the game, but how many chess? Games? 4000? About right…
markolos: 4 years? More
housndespli: thank! wery thank! is wery nice number!!! more from me!!!
housndespli: which piece ye like da MOST pls?
markolos: Knight
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ye want hear da FUNNO joke pon da knight??!??!
markolos: sure
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how many KNIGHT in da house of MYSTERIO?
housndespli: (careful, tricky questio!!!)
markolos: tell me
housndespli: 10!
markolos: I dont get it
housndespli: because 10 = mysterio = KNIGHT FANDANGI!!! (FROM DA TELEWISIO SHOW!!!)
markolos: I should watch more TV
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: ye have 1 jokeo 4 me pls?
markolos: Nope, I forget jokes as soon as I hear them
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: what countro ye from pls?
markolos: You can put your mouse over the flag (next to my nick name)… Croatia
markolos: You’re Israel
housndespli: thank! what mean ‘mouse’ pls? not understando – sorro for offend
markolos: Mouse, in computer terms, the thing you have in your hand, your move it to move the pointer on the screen.
housndespli: thank! wery thank!
housndespli: ye have da questio 4 me pls?
housndespli: pon da CHESS?
markolos: how long do you play?
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: WERY KIND FOR YE TO SAY!
markolos: You than(s) too much
housndespli: sorro not want YE hate ME
housndespli: ye want 4 hear da joke about da BISJOP?
markolos: pls
housndespli: HOW does da bisjop find da king at end of da game??!
markolos: dunno
housndespli: he ask da PHIZZYPHEAS!!!!
housndespli: HAHAHAHA!!!
markolos: Another TV show?
housndespli: ye!!! PHIZZOPHEAS N DA NATION OF BISJOP!!! ye watch???
markolos: no
markolos: Are you from Jamaica or something? What’s with “ye” and “da”?
housndespli: ye want me send to ye da LINKO 4 da show? pon da internet?
markolos: Nah, I don’t have time for TV shows
housndespli: sorro for offendeth b/cos i from da jamaique
housndespli: ye HATE da jamaiqi?
markolos: No, just asking.
markolos: They talk like that
markolos: Oh, you are…
housndespli: ye want hear da jokeo abt da JAMAIQIANI?
housndespli: IT FUNNO!
markolos: No more TV show jokes pls
housndespli: IT NOT ABT TELEWISION!!!
markolos: If it’s not, go ahead
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: where doth jamaiqia family go 4 da holiday???
markolos: damn, you and your jokes… I guess North pole
housndespli: thank! wery nice guesso!
housndespli: but answer is MOUNT KILLASMASH!!!
housndespli: ye get da joeko?
markolos: nope
markolos: kill da who?
housndespli: from da radio programmos ZIGGY KILLASMASH N DA GIRAFFO!
markolos: Oh well..
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: ye want hear da joeko abt da MOUSE?
markolos: I’m not sure
housndespli: THANK!
markolos: lol
housndespli: WHAT MEAN PLS? ‘LOL’ – it word of da HATE?
markolos: You are pretending not to know..
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: WERY!
GAME OVER – markolos vs. housndespli – housndespli won by resignation (+9).
markolos: thank pon da chess
markolos: no hate man
housndespli: THANK PON DA KILLASMASH!
***
NEW GAME (472173405) – housndespli vs. Full_of_Scotch (15 0 rated) (win: 6, draw: -2, loss: -10)
housndespli: hello!
housndespli: how are ye?
Full_of_Scotch: hey
Full_of_Scotch: i’m alright
Full_of_Scotch: how’re you
housndespli: thank! what name MEAN pls?
housndespli: thank i fine and mip
housndespli: *mop
Full_of_Scotch: scotch whisky
housndespli: thank! fun!!!
housndespli: ye like da joke? ye have JOKE for me pls from da utd state?
housndespli: or want joke from me to ye?
Full_of_Scotch: sure
housndespli: thank!
Full_of_Scotch: i’ll try to think of one
housndespli: why did MAN run from da MIP?
Full_of_Scotch: what’s mip?
housndespli: ye not know da mip?
Full_of_Scotch: no
housndespli: ok i do anothero joke
housndespli: why did MAN run from da PHEAS?!?!?
Full_of_Scotch: sorry i don’t know pheas either.
housndespli: SORRO not mean to offendo ye
housndespli: knocko knocko…
Full_of_Scotch: it doesn’t offend me
Full_of_Scotch: i have no idea what it means
Full_of_Scotch: who’s there
housndespli: ye know da knocko knocko joke?
Full_of_Scotch: ya
housndespli: knocko knocko
Full_of_Scotch: who’s there
housndespli: moppa
Full_of_Scotch: moppa who
housndespli: moppa CHICKISTA pippa!!! hahahaha!!! ye like???
Full_of_Scotch: pretty funny man
housndespli: thank!! ye have 1 4 me pls?
Full_of_Scotch: what’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. Full_of_Scotch – housndespli won by resignation (+6)
GAME ANALYSIS – Analyze this game – with your opponent | alone
Full_of_Scotch has offered you a rematch – accept | decline
housndespli: hahahaha!!! i LUV da joke!!!
Full_of_Scotch: you know the answer?
housndespli: i thought was da WHOLEO joke!?
Full_of_Scotch: the difference is snowballs
housndespli: thank!!!
Full_of_Scotch: another game?
housndespli: yes pls!
Full_of_Scotch: you distracted me
Full_of_Scotch: lol
housndespli: thank! what mean snobal pls?
Full_of_Scotch: it is a ball made of snow
housndespli: it word of HATE?
Full_of_Scotch: no
housndespli: WHY YE HATE DA MIP PLS?
Full_of_Scotch: i don’t know what the MIP is
Full_of_Scotch: i can’t hate or like it if i don’t know what it is
Full_of_Scotch: what is the MIP?
housndespli: but if ye not fully know da mip why ye want HATE pon da mip? not nice to hate
Full_of_Scotch: i don’t hate it
Full_of_Scotch: i said that
Full_of_Scotch: i never said i hated it
Full_of_Scotch: so what is MIP?
housndespli: ok i forgiv ye but pls not to HATE b4 da mip. ye like da phizzy pheas? pls?
Full_of_Scotch: I don’t know what phizzy pheas is
housndespli: or TOLERATO da phizz?
Full_of_Scotch: please tell me
housndespli: miminimum to TOLERATEO
Full_of_Scotch: what is phizz?
housndespli: PHIZZ like da CHESS!!! YE HAVE MANY CHESS PLS?
housndespli: want hear da jokeo of da CHESS pls?
Full_of_Scotch: ok
housndespli: thank! how many BISH in da corner of da board???
Full_of_Scotch: idk
housndespli: 3!!! because BISH, BASH, MIP!!!
housndespli: YE LIKE??? ‘;)
Full_of_Scotch: I don’t understand it. sorry
housndespli: SORRO FOR OFFENDO YE
Full_of_Scotch: what is bish, bash and MIP?
Full_of_Scotch: no you don’t offend me
Full_of_Scotch: i just don’t know what you are talking about
Full_of_Scotch: what is MIP?
housndespli: MIP IS da word for da MIGHTY ONE, DA HOLY ONE, DA ONE LIVE PON HIGH IN DA NEST OF DA PHIZZY PHEAS
housndespli: ye read da NEWSPAPAR?
housndespli: today MIP on page 15!!!
housndespli: b/cause MIP smiteo DA SNAIL!
Full_of_Scotch: page 15 of which newspaper?
housndespli: da MIPPO CHRONICLO – ye read it?
Full_of_Scotch: never heard of it
housndespli: sorro 4 offendeth ye
housndespli: ye have da GOOGLEO?
Full_of_Scotch: i just did. nothing came up
housndespli: YES! B/CAUSE mip banish from da GOOGLEO 4 DA REASON OF POLITICIAIO
housndespli: GOOGLEO SCARE FROM DA MIP, BUT MIP WILL WIN, MIP WILL BE UNITEDING 4 DA GLOBEO
housndespli: ye like da chess?
Full_of_Scotch: why are the politicians scared of MIP?
housndespli: b/cause of da PHIZZ – it terriblo sitautio
Full_of_Scotch: What is PHIZZ?
housndespli: phizz = bish
Full_of_Scotch: I don’t know BISH either
housndespli: what DOTH ye know pls?
Full_of_Scotch: About what?
housndespli: ABOUT DOING DA LOCOMOTIONO
housndespli: JUMP UP, JUMP BACKO, I THINK YE HAVE DA KNACKO, WOAH, WOAH
Full_of_Scotch: I think I’m going to go. Nice talking to you.
housndespli: THANK! pls say hello 2 da PHIZZ from me and da MIP
Full_of_Scotch: what is the phizz?
housndespli: PHIZZ = LOCOMOTIONO. everybody doing da brand new danceo now
housndespli: cmon cmon do da phizzy pheas now
housndespli: ye are doing da phizzy pheas? or it just me???
housndespli: sorro4offendoye.net
***
NEW GAME (466501566) – woody64 vs. housndespli (15 0 rated) (win: 7, draw: -1, loss: -9)
housndespli: hello how are ye?
woody64: very well – hope all is good with you
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: where ye live pls? not know da flago
woody64: isle of man – little island in the irish sea
housndespli: thank! ye have many CHESS in isle da man pls?
woody64: one chess club
housndespli: THANK! ye like da joke about da chess? want me for tell ye da jokeo?
woody64: carry on
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how many CHESS in da street of COLOMBI?
housndespli: (careful, is tricky questiono…)
housndespli: i give ye clueo
housndespli: mip
woody64: give in
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ten, because colombi=10, 10=mip, mip=mop, PHEAS=CHESS!!!!! 🙂
housndespli: HAHAHAHA!
housndespli: YE LIKE?
woody64: goof
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: WHAT MEAN GOOF PLS?
woody64: good – sorry
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: ye have jokeo for me pls?
housndespli: sorro if offendo ye not want ye HATE me for da JOKEO
housndespli: 🙁
woody64: you don’t offend 🙂
housndespli: thank but WHY YE SAY ME DA GOOF? i look pon da INTERNETTO say GOOF WORD OF DA HATE TO ME FROM YE 🙁
woody64: pressed the letter f instead of d
housndespli: ye hate me b/cause i am DA PHEAS?
housndespli: OR B/CAUSE I CONJUR MIP FROM DA MOP?
woody64: pressed the wrong letter on the keyboard
housndespli: OR B/CAUSE I MET HIM ON DA MONDA AND MY HEART DA STOODO STILL?
housndespli: DA DO MIP MIP MIP, DA DO MIP MOP
housndespli: pls to explain, before i go 4 da novembo
housndespli: not want tell da MOEDERATO but ye HURTO me with SPITEO
housndespli: 🙁
woody64: play chess
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: AND YE TEE
housndespli: ye have jokeo 4 me pls friendy?
woody64: no
housndespli: hahaha! good jokeo! not understando fullo, but like da FUN!
housndespli: 1 MORE PLS? LONGER 1 PLS?
housndespli: OR WANT MORE FROM JOKE FROM DA ME?
woody64: not today
housndespli: is whole jokeo? or is puncheline too?
housndespli: ye want FUNFACTRIVIA bout da chess? pls? 🙂
woody64: no
housndespli: pls? tiny factovision?
housndespli: it FUNNO factovisionation!!!
housndespli: ok i tell ye
woody64: no thanks
housndespli: da most tallest da chess in da world, TEN MIPPOS TALL!! LIVE ON MOUNT PHEASALO IN DA CHICKISTAN!!!
woody64 has disabled chat
***
NEW GAME (540596736) – housndespli vs. salenium(15 0 rated) (win: 6, draw: -2, loss: -10)
housndespli: hello!
housndespli: how are ye?
housndespli: 🙂
salenium: howdy
housndespli: ye like da chess pls?
salenium: yes
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how many CHESS have ye pls?
salenium: 1
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: wery nice!
housndespli: which CHESS have ye pls?
salenium: one chess board
housndespli: thank! from what make pls? plasti or da irono?
housndespli: sorro if offendeth ye
housndespli: 🙁
salenium: its ok
housndespli: not want YE to hate da ME
salenium: plastic
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: ye like da jokeo abt da chess??? want 4 me tell jokeo 2 ye?
housndespli: 🙂
salenium: ok
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: knocko knocko…
salenium: who is there?
housndespli: chessy
salenium: chessy who?
housndespli: chessy mipsta!!!
housndespli: hahaha!
housndespli: ye like?
salenium: hehehehe
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ye have 1 4 me pls?
salenium: why are we here?
housndespli: not know, why pls?
salenium: because gravity keeps us here
housndespli: thank! wery fun!
housndespli: what meanos gravity pls?
salenium: gravity…..keeps you on earth
housndespli: thank!
salenium: makes you heavy]
housndespli: is nice! fun!
salenium: yes
housndespli: sorro if offendeth ye
housndespli: not want ye hate me 4 da jokeo
salenium: its ok
housndespli: ye want 1 more jokeo pls?
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: or prefer one fun facto abt da chess??!!
salenium: ok
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: in 1921 was first chess balloono!!!
housndespli: (or ye know already)
salenium: no
housndespli: in da balloono was 4 chess!!! and panda!
salenium: ok
housndespli: sorro if ye hate 2 me 4 say factovisio
housndespli: 🙁
salenium: its ok
housndespli: thank! wery thank!
housndespli: have ye many panda pls?
salenium: no panda
housndespli: sorro
housndespli: ye can obtaino easy?
salenium: no panda very rare
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: have ye da pheas?
salenium: pheasant ?
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ye want hear da jokeo abt da panda/pheas pls?
housndespli: yes/no mip/mop?
housndespli: pheas?
housndespli: not pheas?
housndespli: pls?
salenium: ok
housndespli: sorro4offendethye
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: what da pheas say 2 da panda???
salenium: i dont know
salenium: what?
housndespli: whojanikabolokov!!!!
housndespli: fun!
housndespli: ye like?
salenium: i am lost
housndespli: sorro, mistakeo pon da jokeo
housndespli: what panda say to RUSSIA pheas?
salenium: what?
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. salenium – housndespli won by resignation (+6).
housndespli: whojanikabolokov!!! (say in russki, more FUNSKI!!!)