The Mip Chronicles

guerrilla_tactics: F off

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NEW GAME – housndespli vs. Kevin1332

Kevin1332: bite me

GAME OVER – housndespli vs. Kevin1332 – housndespli won by resignation (+7)

housndespli: bite mip

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NEW GAME (140743560) – housndespli vs. blobby12

housndespli: hello!

housndespli: how areye?

blobby12: hi

blobby12: shalom

housndespli: HI!

housndespli: SHALOM!!! HAHAHA!

housndespli: THANK!

housndespli: you hate da people from da ENEMEY?

housndespli: PLESAE?

blobby12: why wouold i like enemy

housndespli: i sorry if offend ye…

housndespli: not want ye hate me

housndespli: sorryi

blobby12: I don’t

blobby12: I know what you’re sayin

housndespli: you mean we can be da FRIEND?

housndespli: PLESAE?

housndespli: do you like da CHESS?

housndespli: ???

blobby12: yes

housndespli: YES CHESS OR YES FRIEND?

housndespli: NOT UNDERSTAND SORRYI

housndespli: you have joke you can tell to me plesae? i like da joke from da eng-land

blobby12: U.S.A

housndespli: there is more to da joke? not understand

blobby12: I don

blobby12: I don’t know the joke

housndespli: you have da joke for me plesae? funny joke?

blobby12: I don’t know a funny joke

housndespli: :I

housndespli: you want ME to tell da joke to YE?

blobby12: sure

housndespli: THANK!

housndespli: is mouse climb on da wall of house

housndespli: other mouse run past, run faster than sun, more fast than da superjet!

housndespli: mouse say hey mouse, why you run like da SCORCHA?

housndespli: MOUSE SAY I NOT SCORCHA, I FROM MOROCCO!!!!

housndespli: HAHAHAHA!!!

housndespli: YE LIKE?

blobby12: It’s funnier when you hear it

housndespli: sorry

blobby12: no apology neccesary

housndespli: not want ye hate pon me and pon da israelist

blobby12: I’m not mad

housndespli: thank but not believe ye

housndespli: i want apologi for da behav

housndespli: sorr

housndespli: (why ye call da blobba?)

housndespli: (plesae?)

blobby12: easy name to remember

housndespli: what mean blobba plesae?

housndespli: it name of death/fun/mip?

blobby12: blobby is funny name

housndespli: not death name?

housndespli: i know death man blobbo

housndespli: BIG FUN SHOW IN MY COUNTROS

blobby12: oh

housndespli: you like da show d-m-blobbo?

housndespli: you want ME SEND TO YE CLIP?

blobby12: never seen it

blobby12: no

blobby12: thank you

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: i send to chess.como and ask to send to YE!

housndespli: FUNNY!

blobby12: no thanks

housndespli: YES PLESAE!

blobby12: I am fine

housndespli: it NO problema – i want ye FUN HAVE!!!

housndespli: I SEND TOMORRORO

blobby12: no

housndespli: how much chess ye have plesae?

blobby12: bhuh

blobby12: huh

housndespli: what mean bhuh huh

housndespli: it more from ten? twenti?

blobby12: how long have I played chess? Are you asking that?

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: nice!!!

blobby12: Almost 2 years

housndespli: thank!

blobby12: NOt 2 years yet

housndespli: nice!!!

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: wery NICE!

blobby12: no problem

blobby12: thank you

housndespli: thank ye!

blobby12: I play in real tournaments

housndespli: WITH REAL GUN?

housndespli: WHY GUN?

housndespli: NOT NICE TO GUN DA FRIEND

blobby12: Chess tournaments

housndespli: CHESS SHOOT TOURNA?

blobby12: NO

housndespli: NICE!

blobby12: chess playing tournaments

housndespli: THANK!

housndespli: I NOT ALLOW SHOOT BECAUSE KICK FROM ARMY AFTER SHOOT DUCK AND OTHER ANIMOS

blobby12: I don’t SHOOT

housndespli: why ye shoot not nice – more nice to play friend game

housndespli: i sorry for ye if love to shoot duck

blobby12: I Do Not Shoot!!!

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: ye say sorry to da people ye shoot?

housndespli: it not nice FRIEND

housndespli: ‘FRIEND’

blobby12: I never shoot people

housndespli: WHAT YE SHOOT IF NOT DA PEOPO

blobby12: I play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

housndespli: NOT UNDERSTANDOS

blobby12: I do NOT Shoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

housndespli: SORRY DA ENGLISH OF YE NOT GOOD

housndespli: maybe YE need more time learn da engli less time shoot

blobby12: I shoot none

housndespli: what is ‘none’ – type of da duck or peopo?

blobby12: no shooting for me

housndespli: i not believe ye because i know da death blobbo shoot in da FILM

blobby12: I am not Blobbo

housndespli: WHY YE ANGER YE SAY DA NAME BLOBBO AND YE LIKE TO SHOOT NUN

blobby12: I am blobby like bobby

blobby12: Like bobby fischer

blobby12: I like chess

housndespli: i scared of ye not know ye like da chess

housndespli: sorry

housndespli: not shoot da me PLESAE blobbo

blobby12: I do not shooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

housndespli: thank!

blobby12: I have never used a gun!!!!!

blobby12: I just like to play chess

housndespli: why you say before da blobbo death not want da FISCHER from da house/mouse?

blobby12: ok!!

housndespli: not udnderstrand ye

blobby12: blobbo might be death but blobby is happy I said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAME OVER – housndespli vs. blobby12 – blobby12 won by resignation (-8).

housndespli: NO MORE GUN!

housndespli: PEACE TO DA BLOB

blobby12: why you being mean to me

housndespli: I LIKE YE!

blobby12: peace

housndespli: NOT WANT YE SHOOT DA ME!

blobby12: I mean no harm

housndespli: THANK!

blobby12: I am nice

housndespli: HAPPY!

blobby12: why are you accusing me of things

housndespli: I PRAISE YE FROM DA HILL!

blobby12: that I don

housndespli: NOT WANT ENENEMNEMY

blobby12: yes

housndespli: I BELIEVED TO YE BE DA BLOBBO BUT NOT BLOBBO I SORRO

blobby12: I think you should work on your english so that you can understand me

housndespli: THANK!

housndespli: THANK MANY YE!

blobby12: Don;t say things that you don’t know what you’re saying

blobby12: don’t

housndespli: SORRO 🙁

blobby12: sorry I am typing fast

housndespli: SORRO I SAY SORRO WHAT MORE YE WANT?

housndespli: TO SHOOT DA ME?

housndespli: NO

housndespli: NO GUN

blobby12: no

blobby12: what ever you just offended me

housndespli: THANK! SORRO! PEACE! BLOBBO

blobby12: I did nothing and you start saying I shoot ,which I don’t do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

blobby12: do not

housndespli: I SORRO, WERY SORRO

blobby12: donot

blobby12: I accept your apology

housndespli: I ACCEPT YOUR MIP

blobby12: I like isreal okay

housndespli: I ACCEPT DA LIMITATIO OF DA ENGLAND

housndespli: THANK

blobby12: not england

blobby12: just so you know

housndespli: I ALSO NOT LIKE ENGLAND

housndespli: I LIKE YE

blobby12: kind of funny

blobby12: thanks

housndespli: WHAT KIND OF FUNNY?

blobby12: you say I’m from england

housndespli: WHERE YOU FROM BLOBO?

blobby12: United states of america

housndespli: WOW! WHY YE HAVE DA ENGLI FLAG BLOBBA?

blobby12: put your mouse next to my flag

housndespli: NO THANK I MARRIED

housndespli has disabled chat

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NEW GAME – joyntjezebel vs. housndespli

joyntjezebel: hello

housndespli: hello mip!

housndespli: HELLO!!!

joyntjezebel: mip?

housndespli: what is mip?

joyntjezebel: that is what i want to know

housndespli: someone said mip before i thought it nice thing to say

joyntjezebel: fair enough

housndespli: MIPMIP!

housndespli: you like soup?

housndespli: S O U P?

joyntjezebel: depends on the soup

housndespli: ok

housndespli: thank you

housndespli: i sell soup in my work

housndespli: what do you sell?

housndespli: in your work?

joyntjezebel: i am a student

housndespli: of soup?

joyntjezebel: lol

housndespli: what is lol?

housndespli: WHAT IS LOL?

joyntjezebel: laughing out loud

housndespli: how rude

joyntjezebel: its not an insult, it indicates amusement at a joke

housndespli: ok

housndespli: thank you

housndespli: i like to joke and play and laugh and sing

housndespli: and mip

housndespli: and mop

housndespli: PLEASE HELP ME

housndespli: who do you know?

joyntjezebel: where are you in israel

joyntjezebel: i visited there many years ago

housndespli: it is very different now. there is much more soup than before

housndespli: many many soup shops, many many happy people

housndespli: i am in nazareth

joyntjezebel: oh cool

housndespli: i am in jerusalem now

housndespli: but tomorrow nazareth

joyntjezebel: didn’t someone important come from there

housndespli: yes, bertie indigo is from here

housndespli: you know bertie?

joyntjezebel: no

housndespli: i will tell him to contact you

joyntjezebel: i had in mind, some carpenter’s son or something

housndespli: i do not know what is carpenter

housndespli: you have kitty?

joyntjezebel: no cat, no

joyntjezebel: carpenter makes things from wood, i mean’t jesus

housndespli: i heart jesus

housndespli: you heart jesus?

joyntjezebel: i don’t think so

housndespli: ok

housndespli: thank you

housndespli: smash

housndespli: YOU SMASH?

joyntjezebel: maybe

joyntjezebel: i am the one with the 2 pawn advantage

housndespli: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. I SMASH IN ISRAEL, YOU SMASH IN FRANCE?

joyntjezebel: i am in australai

housndespli: i am sorry

housndespli: I AM SORRY

joyntjezebel: it is quite ok

housndespli: you smash kitty?

joyntjezebel: why would i want to hurt a cat?

housndespli: what is ‘a cat’ please?

housndespli: WHAT IS ‘A CAT’?

joyntjezebel: cat is a kitty

joyntjezebel: furry pet

housndespli: FRENCH PEOPLE ARE FUNNY!!!

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NEW GAME (74525981) – housndespli vs. ardian_nugroho (15 0 rated)

ardian_nugroho: good luck….

housndespli: you too pippo!

ardian_nugroho: hai….where are u from??

ardian_nugroho: israel, isn’t it???

housndespli: i from da ISRAEL yes!!!

housndespli: we like da mip, you like/hate/love???

housndespli: YOU LIKE-HATE-MIP MAYBE? MAYBE BABY?

ardian_nugroho: what is mip???

housndespli: hahahaha you funny man like coco da colombo!

ardian_nugroho: no…i like israel

ardian_nugroho: it’s the land of GOD

housndespli: you know MIP – MIP is your FRIEND!

housndespli: you know joke for me please? joke about happy BELIEFS and/or BUSINESS ETHIC?

ardian_nugroho: i don’t know MIP….

housndespli: you know SOUP?

housndespli: you like SOUP?

housndespli: (please)

ardian_nugroho: yes…i like SOUP

housndespli: YESSS! I PUNCH DA AIR LIKE DA GOALSCORE!

housndespli: i MAKE soup for my WORK!!!

ardian_nugroho: i see….

housndespli: you want ask me QUESTION about da SOUP? i know ALL da ANSWER!!!

housndespli: or you not READY to RUMMMMMMMMBLE???!!!??

ardian_nugroho: next time MAYBE

housndespli: I ANGER LIKE DA GRAND WIZARD OF WARWICK

ardian_nugroho: now…we concentrate on this macth

housndespli: ok PIPPO!!!

housndespli: (pippo it a JOKE – to do with da SOUP!!! but other thing too!!!)

housndespli: (actually other thing TOO!!! :p)

housndespli: @

ardian_nugroho: what is that??

housndespli: that is a SNAIL!!!

ardian_nugroho: for me…SNAIL is disquisting animal!!

housndespli: for me TOO!!! I SMASH DA SNAIL WITH EVERY TIME DA I SEE DA SNAIL ON DA ROAD OR IN DA BUSH OR CLIMB DA HOUSE OR RUN DA RAIL!!!

housndespli: you SMASH da SNAIL mippa?

ardian_nugroho: what a pity the SNAIL

ardian_nugroho: off course not

housndespli: YOU MUST OR DA SNAIL SMASH YOU! IT DA ZERO SUM WAR PIPPO!

ardian_nugroho: SNAIL is also GOD’s creation

housndespli: maybe you LOVE da snail – maybe you should MARRY da snail

ardian_nugroho: hua..ha..ha

housndespli: maybe you and SNAIL could be sitting in da TREE

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BY A MODERATOR – BE CAREFUL OR YOU MAY BE KICKED OUT OR BANNED

ardian_nugroho: i’d rather marry charming woman

housndespli: (sorry pippo i cannot da speak da now da man say will da kick me)

housndespli: (good luck with da marry)

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NEW GAME – chris121144 vs. housndespli

housndespli: HELLO BIFFO!

chris121144: Hello

housndespli: HELLO HOW IS DA GREECE???

chris121144: Biffo?

chris121144: hello?

housndespli: biffo word in da greece i believe?

housndespli: you like live in da cyprus?

housndespli: hello pippy!

chris121144: I dont know biffo or pippy to be greek words

chris121144: I am not from cyprus

housndespli: I VERY SORRY IF I WRONG AND OFFEND AND MAKE YOU HATE ME. SORRY.

chris121144: why is it a bad word?

housndespli: NO I BELIEVE NOT TO BE BAD WORD BUT I DO NOT LIKE TO MAKE ENEMY FROM YOU OR DA EUROPEANS

housndespli: i want to be at peace with all. mip be upon you, from heaven

chris121144: Yes i also want peace

housndespli: thank, thank, to you

housndespli: what work you do in da greece?

chris121144: I m afraid that war occur without what people want

chris121144: I dont work

housndespli: what you do if not work?

chris121144: go to university

housndespli: ok – i want university also but family make me work with petroleum

housndespli: I HATE DA PETROLEUM, I HATE DA WHOLE SYSTEM

chris121144: how old are you?

housndespli: what is ‘how old’ meaning?

chris121144: I would like to talk to you after the game is finished

housndespli: ok i happy to talk, but i am being watched

housndespli: you speak da uvaguv?

chris121144: No

housndespli: ovago kavagay (dat means da ok)

housndespli: but we can speak in da English

chris121144: you play chess nice

housndespli: thank you i learn from old man in shoe near my house

chris121144: nice draw

housndespli: nice draw to you

DRAW OFFER: housndespli has offered a draw

DRAW DECLINED: chris121144 has declined a draw

DRAW OFFER: chris121144 has offered a draw – accept | decline

chris121144: is there a way to win

chris121144: ?

housndespli: no my friend, the mip says da draw

chris121144: the mip?

chris121144: what is a mip

housndespli: the mip within our spirit and soul

GAME OVER – housndespli vs. chris121144 – Game drawn by agreement (+2).

housndespli: what you wanted to speak of?

chris121144: Old is how many years you have lived since you were born

housndespli: ok, thank to you, i not know this

chris121144: Who is watching you?

housndespli: people connected to da army, to da petroleum gang- it is more serious than before six months

housndespli: here there is no place to hide because always there is trouble with mip/mop

chris121144: I think Israel is constantly in combat is that true?

housndespli: yes, many war

chris121144: Mip mop could you explain?

housndespli: i cannot speak of this over da internet, it is too danger

chris121144: I think somebody should stop this situation in israel

chris121144: being in war is not nice

housndespli: i agree, but who/how/when/where/soup/not soup?

housndespli: you shoot gun?

chris121144: no I dont shoot gun

housndespli: I SHOOT GUN AT CAT/CHICKEN/OTHER SMALL DEATH ANIMAL

housndespli: IT IS FUN!!!

housndespli: ONE DAY I WILL BE SUPER MIP!!!

chris121144: well it is very bad thing to kill people.

chris121144: Dont you agree?

housndespli: yes, but not chicken, chicken enemy of my garden

housndespli: to kill a chickenbird is great honour to da mip

chris121144: ONE DAY I WILL BE SUPER MIP!!! What do you mean?

housndespli: dat is not exactly what i say, you must be careful with words

chris121144: I just pasted it

housndespli: words kill like f16 stealth bomber

chris121144: sorry I didnt mean to change anything

housndespli: what is ‘pasted’ – it is new to me, new to da mipperi

housndespli: new to da mip, new to da mop, new to da chip, new to da chop

chris121144: Select a word from the ones written in our conversation

housndespli: ‘treehouse’

housndespli: it is ok for you i choose treehouse?

chris121144: then after doubleclicking it right click it

chris121144: What is treehouse?

housndespli: you speak crazy like soupkitchenman!!!

housndespli: crazy talk from da greece!!!

chris121144: Did I insulted you in any way?

housndespli: YES!!! NO!!! MIP!!! MOP!!!

housndespli: PLEASE I MUST GO THERE IS NEW PETROLEUM TANKER DRIVING FAST TO MY CITY, I MUST DEFEND THE PEOPLE

chris121144: Okay bye. I wish one day we wil talk again

housndespli: I WISH TOO, I WISH UPON A MIP, GOOD TO YOU, GOOD TO CYPRUS

chris121144: Stop saying mip unless you want to explain it to me

chris121144: I want to understand what you are talking about

chris121144: I wish you peace

housndespli: I WISH YOU MIP

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NEW GAME – housndespli vs. ColinHB (15 0 rated)

housndespli: hello gg mm

housndespli: HELLO PIPPO GG

ColinHB: Hello

ColinHB: Thanks for the game

housndespli: hello how is da utd kingdom da friend?

ColinHB: Its OK I suppose, raining.

housndespli: NOTHING COMPARES 2 ROOK

housndespli: what means ‘ipadipadation my operation how many mippos in da station’?

housndespli: friend from da engaland told me song – it funny or sad???

ColinHB: How is Israel ?

housndespli: israel is hot like da hell!

housndespli: make me want da pheas to come back!!! only kidaling!!!

ColinHB: You finsihed building that wall yet ?

housndespli: yes!!!

housndespli: we love da wall

housndespli: it never fall

housndespli: it very tall

housndespli: it name is paul

ColinHB: That’s what they said in Berlin

housndespli: thank!!!

housndespli: i grateful you are happy for da paul wall!!!

housndespli: how is da occupation da iraq da fun? or not da fun? your tax go to da iraq or afghananastation?

ColinHB: We love war in England – still think we have an Empire

housndespli: hahahaha!! but you have no empire you have a MIPpire!!!

housndespli: YOU KNOW DA SONG ‘PUT DA PIGGY IN DA MIDDLE WATCH IT RUN RUN RUN, WATCH DA MIPPO AND DA HIPPO SHOOT DA GUN GUN GUN’?

ColinHB: True, but if it was not for America Israel would not exist – also keep your eyes open for that Iranian missile – it is on it’s way.

housndespli: thank!!

housndespli: i love da MIPpire!!! 🙂

ColinHB: Don’t worry Japanese said they only saw a flash

housndespli: YOU WANT HEAR JOKE ABOUT DA JAPAN???!!!

ColinHB: I want to say no but cannot so go on then

housndespli: ok is man from japan walking near garden

housndespli: he see snail, say ‘hello snail, you like da sushi?’

housndespli: snail say ‘no’

housndespli: man say ‘why ya little snail, i smash ya head’

housndespli: snail say ‘can’t smash my head – i never got da hold of da money, moppo!!!!’

housndespli: hehehehehe

housndespli: u like?

ColinHB: Don’t understand

housndespli: ‘i never got da HOLD of da money’ – u see now???

housndespli: hehehehe

housndespli: mipmipmip

ColinHB: Woman goes on a bus – driver tells her her baby is ugly – she goes to the back and says to a guy – the bus driver just insulted me.

housndespli: hahahaha

housndespli: hehehehehe!!!

housndespli: u FUNNY FUN MAN!!!

ColinHB: Guy says – pass me your monkey and go and tell him off

housndespli: OK, BUT DA FIRST JOKE WAS DA BETTER!!!

ColinHB: It’s the end of the joke

housndespli: mip?

housndespli: YOU INSULT ME OR MIP? WHY? FRIEND?

ColinHB: mip – what does that mean ?

housndespli: you said first ‘hello mip’ yes?

housndespli: i not know friend

housndespli: i not da magic moppo!!!

housndespli: (i am da magic moppo!!! trick’n’treat’n’mip!!!)

ColinHB: No I don’t think so – respect everyone – that’s me

housndespli: WHAT MEANS ‘IT WACADAY NO SCHOOL TODAY’?

housndespli: PLEASE???

ColinHB: I am too old for that

housndespli: u not respect da wacaday, i not respect da u. sorry. mop.

housndespli has disabled chat

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NEW GAME – housndespli vs. HarrisonStith

housndespli: hello!

HarrisonStith: hey there!

housndespli: how is da utd states?

HarrisonStith: pretty good, spring got here. how’s israel?

housndespli: ISRAEL MIPTASTIC!!! WE HAVE MANY PEOPLE HAPPY TODAY!

HarrisonStith: why today?

housndespli: TODAY DA WEEKEND, MIPPO!

housndespli: we rise/shine/give god his glory glory

housndespli: we going to build an arky arky

HarrisonStith: true, God gets His glory always

housndespli: THERE’S GOING TO BE DA FLOODY FLOODY

HarrisonStith: like in Genesis?>

housndespli: what is genesis please da mip?

HarrisonStith: in the pentatuch

housndespli: HAHAHAHAHA I GET YOU DA MIP!!!!

HarrisonStith: what is da mip?

housndespli: it is greeting in da utd states i believe???

HarrisonStith: it is new to me, i think

housndespli: OK SORRY TO BE RUDE

HarrisonStith: not at all.

housndespli: NOT AT ALL WHAT DA MIP?

HarrisonStith: you don’t have to be sorry at all

housndespli: THANK YOU MIPPERI!!!

housndespli: YOU CAN GET ME A SILVER TRUMPET, GABRIEL?

HarrisonStith: what’

HarrisonStith: what’s a good greeting in Israel?

housndespli: SHALOM MOOP

housndespli: OR FOR DA GIRL IT IS SHALOM MEEP

HarrisonStith: Peace! Moop

housndespli: peace to you too gabriel

HarrisonStith: God’s Angel

housndespli: hahahaha!!! like da karadzic!!!

housndespli: YOU LIKE DA KARADZIC?

HarrisonStith: who is he?

housndespli: RADOVAN KARADZIC KING OF DA SERBS DA HERO

housndespli: he build da arky arky, build it out of gopher barky barky

HarrisonStith: We spell it Karatich or something like that

housndespli: HOW RUDE

housndespli: YOU LIKE DA FILM DA JESUS SOUP?

HarrisonStith: haven’t seen it. Have you seen Arranged?

housndespli: I NO SEE DA FILMS I TOO BUSY IN DA ARMY

HarrisonStith: What’s Jesus Soup about?

housndespli: ABOUT DA JESUS WHEN HE TURN DA SOUP INTO MIP

HarrisonStith: Mip?

HarrisonStith: You like Bebe?

housndespli: what is da bebe?

HarrisonStith: netanyahu

housndespli: DA BIBI? HE LIKE A NEPHEW TO ME

housndespli: you like da i d f?

housndespli: I SAID YOU LIKE DA I D F?

HarrisonStith: respect it very much

housndespli: i will tell them they will be happy/courageous/proud/aromatic

HarrisonStith: everyone will be aromatic if they don’t shower

housndespli: WHAT? DON’T UNDERSTAND??? 🙁

HarrisonStith: its a joke, aromatic means strong smelling

housndespli: SORRY I DO NOT KNOW

housndespli: PLEASE FORGIVE

HarrisonStith: did you mean romantic?

housndespli: yes. YES. YES!!! I BELIEVE DA WORD IS TRUE. THIS TRAIN IS BOUND FOR DA GLORY THIS TRAIN

HarrisonStith: you like american music?

housndespli: YOU/ME LIKE/LOVE MIP/MOP NEAR/FAR?

housndespli: GET YOUR MIPS OUT FOR DA LAD

HarrisonStith: you teach me new words man

housndespli: thank you i feel good like da kangaroo

housndespli: YOU LIKE DA CASH MONEY?

housndespli: :-m

housndespli: :-i

housndespli: :-p

housndespli: YOU GIVE ME DA HAMBURGER I GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY

housndespli: WHY YOU QUIET NOW LIKE LAST BREEZE OF DA SUMMER?

housndespli: we no friends???

HarrisonStith: you are killilng me now

housndespli: I NO WANT KILL I HATE DA KILL SORRY

HarrisonStith: i have to think more, type less

housndespli: LIKE DA LETHAL BIZZLE!!!

HarrisonStith: yes like lethal bizzle

housndespli: you know lethal b?

housndespli: YOU DO NOT!!??

HarrisonStith: no what is it?>?

housndespli: HE MY HERO

housndespli: HE GIVE ME DA HOPE JOANNA

HarrisonStith: how did i let this game get so bad for me?

housndespli: IT IS DA WILL OF DA LORD

HarrisonStith: i hope not

housndespli: HE STRIKE DOWN UPON DA SIN

HarrisonStith: and bad play

GAME OVER – housndespli vs. HarrisonStith – housndespli won on time (+8)

housndespli: i got ninety nine problem but da mip ain’t one

***

NEW GAME – mijus vs. housndespli

housndespli: hi!!

mijus: hi

housndespli: gg

mijus: gg

GAME OVER – mijus vs. housndespli – housndespli won by checkmate (+10).

housndespli: MM

mijus: gg

housndespli: gg/mm

housndespli: gg!!!

mijus: mm?

housndespli: mipmip

housndespli: MIPMIP!!

mijus: mip?

housndespli: MIP!!

mijus: explain

housndespli: mip is a fleeting hint of jasmine, mip is a fresh summer breeze

housndespli: got mip?

mijus: no

housndespli: got mop?

mijus: it is fine

housndespli: it is not fine. i have no soup

housndespli: got soup?

mijus: no

mijus: what is

mijus: your

mijus: ocupation

housndespli: i am a soldier

housndespli: what is

housndespli: your

housndespli: occupation?

mijus: electrical

mijus: eng

housndespli: i love electricity

housndespli: do you love war?

mijus: fine

mijus: what is your rang

housndespli: my rang?

mijus: levewl in the army

housndespli: i am a miptenant

mijus: tenant

mijus: very good

housndespli: what is your rang?

mijus: dr. of sci

housndespli: maybe one day we will meet on the battlefield. or at an electricity festival

mijus: no on battle field

mijus: i am too old

housndespli: how old are you?

mijus: 63

housndespli: got soup?

mijus: i dont understand

housndespli: i must go, someone is shooting rpgs. it might be a mipbush

mijus: ok

mijus: thx

housndespli: bye

mijus: bye

***

NEW GAME – housndespli vs. 4corpio

GAME OVER – housndespli vs. 4corpio – Game drawn by stalemate.

NEW GAME – 4corpio vs. housndespli

4corpio: u suckkk

housndespli: u mippp

4corpio: you LUCKY sh it

GAME OVER – 4corpio vs. housndespli – housndespli won by resignation (+8).

4corpio has offered you a rematch – accept | decline

housndespli: u been mip?

housndespli: or like da mop rematch moop?

4corpio: shut up you dumb jew

housndespli: thank!!!

4corpio: rematch u coward

housndespli: we smash da mip all again like da mip

housndespli: what mean coward like da chosen legend?

4corpio: REMATCH

housndespli: REMIP

4corpio: no wonder so many of u were killed by hitler

4corpio: ur idiots

housndespli: NO WONDER SO MANY OF YOU WERE MIPPED BY MOPLI PANUCHE

housndespli: YOU PLAY CHESS LIKE MY DUCK PLAY CRICKET

4corpio: u scared?

housndespli: SCARED OF BOREDOM FROM ALL DA MIPPING!!!

4corpio: ur an idiot

4corpio: no such thing

4corpio: as a mip

housndespli: i am mip

housndespli: you are a leetle mop

4corpio: youre a dip ssh it

4corpio: stupid kyke

housndespli: da first rule of mip club, don’t talk about mip club

housndespli: da second rule of mip club, smash all da mops you find till da blood flow in da street and da pheas can turn da jacuzzi red

housndespli: where is da mop? behind every tree, under every stone

4corpio: u scared to play?

4corpio: afraid u might lose?

4corpio: ur too chicken

housndespli: i too busy laughing at how you play da last game!!! you play like a stick of celery play da hungry hungry hippo!

4corpio: behind every tree is a dirty jew

4corpio: kill the jew

housndespli: you welcome to try!!!

housndespli: come to israel – turn left at lebanon and come through da gate

housndespli: we eat you for aruchat boker mip!

4corpio: ur country is a waste of land

4corpio: poor

4corpio: stupid

housndespli: with zatar and a leetle salt

housndespli: MORE ZATAR, ACTUALLY EVEN MORE ZATAR PLEASE WAITER

4corpio: moron

housndespli: SO MUCH ZATAR IT CALLED A ZATAR EXPLOSION OF SPICE AND HAMMER BLOW!

housndespli: GOOD LUCK WITH DA CHESSERATION – I PLAY YOU AGAIN WHEN YOUR MOP BECOME MIP

4corpio: IDIOT JEWWWW

housndespli: I NOT HOLD DA BREATH OR HOLD DA HOPE FOR SUSANNAH TILL DA MORNING COME

4corpio: U TALK BUT CANT PLAY

housndespli: I BEATED YOU LIKE A SHEEP

housndespli: BAA BAA MIP MEEP

***

NEW GAME – LoveBuzzDuo vs. housndespli

housndespli: hi!!!

housndespli: HI!!!

LoveBuzzDuo: gl

housndespli: MM

housndespli: how is to be usa?

LoveBuzzDuo: good

housndespli: yeah!!!

housndespli: i love smash da cuba

housndespli: SMASH DA CUBA!!!

LoveBuzzDuo: ok

housndespli: mip!!!

housndespli: MIP MIP!

housndespli: what do you work?

LoveBuzzDuo: army

LoveBuzzDuo: u

housndespli: army too!!! I D F

housndespli: YOU LIKE I D F ?

LoveBuzzDuo: very good

housndespli: WE SMASH DA CUBAAAA

LoveBuzzDuo: in what sport

housndespli: in da face

LoveBuzzDuo: lol

housndespli: what is the lol?

LoveBuzzDuo: sorry

housndespli: WHAT IS THE LOL???

LoveBuzzDuo: laughing out loud

housndespli: thank you – what you laugh to?

LoveBuzzDuo: cuba face

housndespli: WHY YOU LAUGH ON I D F?

LoveBuzzDuo: i didnt

housndespli: OK THANK YOU MIP. THANK YOU

housndespli: we will meet one day on field of battle?

LoveBuzzDuo: u better hope not war sucks

housndespli: war is mip

LoveBuzzDuo: what is mip?

housndespli: I ASK YOU PLEASE WHAT IS DA MIP?

housndespli: a man from state of america told me mip, told me da mip breathes fire like dragon

LoveBuzzDuo: huh?

LoveBuzzDuo: ok

LoveBuzzDuo: how old are you?

housndespli: 62

housndespli: how age you?

housndespli: HOW AGE YOU MIPLI?

LoveBuzzDuo: 36

housndespli: thank you da mipperi

***

NEW GAME (83104364) – housndespli vs. FitheachSidhe (15 0 rated)

FitheachSidhe: m or f?

housndespli: mip – and ye?

FitheachSidhe: whats ip ?

FitheachSidhe: m

housndespli: MIP like da friend with da arm? you hate ME because WHY?

FitheachSidhe: have no idea what yur talking about. asking male or female.

FitheachSidhe: you said m I assumed was male

FitheachSidhe: then ip

FitheachSidhe: which i do not know

housndespli: SORRY please not hate me i not want to BE da HATE person

housndespli: you like da CHESS friend?

FitheachSidhe: ok no english, sorry

FitheachSidhe: shalome

FitheachSidhe: lol

housndespli: THANK!!! you like da SNAIL or HATE DA SNAIL?

FitheachSidhe: snail?

housndespli: SNAIL little creature from da place near HOUSE

FitheachSidhe: r u a computer?

housndespli: WHAT MEAN i not hate YE

FitheachSidhe: ok, yur either a cpu or your fing crazy

housndespli: THANK!!! how r u in q8?

FitheachSidhe: yur a cpu

GAME OVER – housndespli vs. FitheachSidhe – housndespli won by resignation (+7).

housndespli: THANK!!! how r u in q9?

***

NEW GAME – kembro13 vs. housndespli

housndespli: 😐

kembro13: 🙂

housndespli: mip!

kembro13: mip?

housndespli: what is mip?

housndespli: please?

kembro13: no idea what mip is.

housndespli: thank you!

kembro13: i have no idea whats going on right now

housndespli: mip?

housndespli: 😉

housndespli: ATTACK THE DANCEFLOOR LIKE A BULLDOZER!!!

housndespli: mip

housndespli: hello kitty!

housndespli: HELLO KITTY!!!

kembro13: is that some israeli terrorist chant?

housndespli: HAHAHAHA TERRORIST KITTY!!! 🙂

housndespli: 😉

housndespli: supermip?

housndespli: 😛

GAME OVER – kembro13 vs. housndespli – housndespli won on time (+9).

housndespli: hello!

housndespli: kitty!

***

NEW GAME (80814907) – Adolef vs. housndespli (15 0 rated)

Adolef: hi

housndespli: hello

housndespli: hello!!

housndespli: how are ye?

Adolef: I’m fine, thanks

Adolef: Hwo about you?

housndespli: thank!!!

housndespli: i am fine like bee!

housndespli: you like da CHESS?

Adolef: that’s a rather stupid question

housndespli: thank!!!

housndespli: sorry if OFFEND ye!!!

housndespli: SORRY FRIEND PLEASE NOT HATE ME FOR DA LIFE

Adolef: What happened to you that you’re in such a good mood?

housndespli: i found my PHEAS!! was running through road escape from da GARDEN but I FIND PHEAS now can EAT/DRINK/MERRY!

housndespli: you like da PHEAS?

Adolef: What’s pheas?

housndespli: you not know da PHEAS? it bird with ANGRY eye and FULL of COURAGE but WEAK like TINY LOCUST

Adolef: No I do not know it.. Does it have something to do with religion?

housndespli: you love/not love/hate/UNCONCERNED about da pheas? please?

housndespli: you have da RELIGION?

housndespli: friend why you go SILENCE like da LAMB?

Adolef: Sorry, I’m trying to concentrate on chess..

housndespli: thank!!! do you love da CHESS?

housndespli: you want to hear da JOKE about da CHESS? IT FUNNY!!!

Adolef: of course.. bring it on

housndespli: thank!!!

housndespli: ok is rook walking round da CHESSboard

housndespli: look at da pawn, smile

housndespli: look at da bish, smile

housndespli: look at da queen, smile

housndespli: look at da king, get SCARED and JUMP

housndespli: king laugh and say ROOK WHY YOU JUMP?

housndespli: rook say HEY KING, not realise you have da HAMMER IN POCKET!!!

housndespli: you like???

Adolef: I did not get it

housndespli: THANK!!!

housndespli: oh i make mistake with end of da JOKE!!

housndespli: sorry!!!

housndespli: rook SAY hey king i not realise you have da HAMMER IN DA POCKET OF DA PAWN NEAR DA QUEEN!!!

housndespli: IT FUNNY NOW???

Adolef: Still not getting it

Adolef: Never mind

housndespli: i SORRY please not hate da ME???

housndespli: you have da JOKE 4 me please???

housndespli: i can ask you ONE questi please?

GAME OVER – Adolef vs. housndespli – housndespli won by resignation (+12).

Adolef: Ask

housndespli: thank!!! do you love da CHESS?

***

NEW GAME – housndespli vs. SazerX

SazerX: hi

housndespli: hello pip

housndespli: you FRIEND of ME?

SazerX: my names not pip

housndespli: SORRY MY friend of friend

housndespli: you HATE ME FOR my LIFE?

SazerX: I dont hate you

housndespli: thank THANK! I HAPPY to know it da hand clap clap

housndespli: you want hear JOKE about SNOW???

SazerX: what are u talking about

SazerX: ok

housndespli: thank!!

housndespli: ok, is man walking in cloud, cloud start to snow

housndespli: man walk along cloud and sing da praise of da snow

housndespli: cloud turn to da man and say ‘WHAT DA HELL YOU DOING? DA SNOW IS NOT SNOW, DA SNOW IS MIP!!!’

housndespli: man die (maybe)

housndespli: (sorry forgot da end)

housndespli: you like?

SazerX: ok

housndespli: THANK HATE/MIP/NOT KILL HOPE

SazerX: yes

SazerX: you have to improve your English

housndespli: da RAIN in da SPAIN fall MAINly on da PLAIN

housndespli: IS GOOD NOW?

SazerX: not really but better

housndespli: watch us wreck da mike, watch us wreck da mike, watch us wreck da mike…

GAME OVER – housndespli vs. SazerX – housndespli won by checkmate (+8).

housndespli: …PSYCHE!!!

***

NEW GAME (140689791) – housndespli vs. oliver3364

oliver3364: ?

oliver3364: move

housndespli: hello!

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: how are ye?

oliver3364: fine thx

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: what you like in da CHESS please?

housndespli: CHES FUN!!!

housndespli: WE HAVE DA FUN PLAY!

oliver3364: of course

housndespli: thank!

oliver3364: we play for funa

housndespli: you like da CHESS?

housndespli: PLESAE???

housndespli: 😮

oliver3364: as we play all games

housndespli: WHAT OTHER GAME YE LIKE TO LOVE?

housndespli: plesae?

oliver3364: i dont like other virtual games

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: you like da ‘butterfly moppo’?

oliver3364: i dont know it

housndespli: it FUN!

housndespli: you want play butterfly moppo NOW?

housndespli: Plesae?

oliver3364: no no

oliver3364: just chess

housndespli: yes yes FUN!

housndespli: I BE BUTTERFLY

housndespli: YE BE MOPPO

housndespli: GO!!!!

housndespli: GO GO GO MOPPO!

housndespli: bzzzzzzzz i chase ye!!!

housndespli: bzzzzzzzz i fly down pon ye!!!

housndespli: fly butterfly fly!!!

housndespli: bzzzzz

housndespli: hey

housndespli: hey!

housndespli: why ye not play buttermoppo???

housndespli: ye HATE me?

housndespli: bzzz?

housndespli: b-z-z-z?

housndespli: hahahaha i know ye!

housndespli: ye play da SILENT buttermoppo!!!

housndespli: hehehehehe

housndespli: (bzzzz) shhh (bzzz)

GAME OVER – housndespli vs. oliver3364 – housndespli won by checkmate (+8).

housndespli: bzzzzzzzz!!!!

housndespli: butterfly zap da moppppppppo!!!!

oliver3364: ibye

housndespli: imip

oliver3364 has left the chat.

***

NEW GAME (94352409) – MoHasanie vs. housndespli (15 0 rated)

MoHasanie: alot of israeli players online today!

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: how are ye?

MoHasanie: good, u?

housndespli: good thank!

housndespli: where you from live da place please friend?

MoHasanie: sorry, i didn’t understand?

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: where from you live please da friend?

housndespli: PLEASE WHERE FROM YE?

MoHasanie: i am from Canada

housndespli: thank!

MoHasanie: your welcome

housndespli: you love da israel from da friend please?

MoHasanie: i do not love Israel. I am neutral

housndespli: thank! i love da canadani for it place i will live in two month

housndespli: i work for da israel moth company they send me to da canadani to research moth for import/export/hammersmash

housndespli: you know da moth place please?

MoHasanie: no, i never heard of it. But congratulations on your job!

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: you work in da moth industrialisation please? or if not work in da moth what ye do for live?

MoHasanie: a neurosurgeon

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: i prefer da moth because it not what ye can do for your moth but what your moth can do for ye

housndespli: you have JOKE for me from CANADANI you can tell to me PLEASE FRIEND?

MoHasanie: what did the dog say to the tree?

housndespli: hahaha!!

housndespli: is good joke THANK!!!

housndespli: you have another please?

MoHasanie: i know right. I am perfect comedian

housndespli: hehehehe

housndespli: i like da JOKE!! i will tell to my friend in ISRAELI TOWN AND CITY!!!

MoHasanie: hahaha, thanks for making me famous

housndespli: THANK YE! THANK YE DOUBLE!!!

MoHasanie: so you like moths, huh?

housndespli: i not like i hate, i research how to kill da moth with da microhammer – why you say i love da moth you want to laugh upon me friend?

MoHasanie: haha, moths are too cool for school

housndespli: thank!!!

housndespli: you ever chase da moth in canadani? or moth chase ye??!?!?!?!?

MoHasanie: yeah, i eat them

MoHasanie: they are delicious, yum

housndespli: you know da film johnny hunt da moth II?

MoHasanie: too goood movie

housndespli: thank!!! i was IN DA FILM!!!

MoHasanie: that one and Soul plane are my favourites

MoHasanie: and also american pie 5

housndespli: i play da friend of johnny with da microshotgun da chase moth from here to tanzania

MoHasanie: WOW, its funny how you are a actor, and a moth/Palestinian murderer

housndespli: thank!!!

housndespli: not as funny as da JOKE!!! i still laughter from da joke, shake shake shake with da laught!!!

MoHasanie: haha, thats so gay, lol

housndespli: thank!!! many thank from da west bank!!!

MoHasanie: haha, and same to u

housndespli: thank!!!

housndespli: you can win prize if tell me where da moth first begin to fly???

MoHasanie: in your ass

MoHasanie: joke

housndespli: WRONG!!! i win da PRIZE!!!

MoHasanie: no, i win

housndespli: not understand you were wrong i win da prize no complaining no argue from da canadani please friend

housndespli: you stop to argue please thank!?

MoHasanie: same to you israeli

housndespli: HAHAHA is another joke?

MoHasanie: ofcourse

housndespli: thank!

***

NEW GAME (132559033) – chris121144 vs. housndespli (15 0 rated)

chris121144 has joined the chat.

housndespli: hello!

housndespli: how are ye?

chris121144: fine

chris121144: hi

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: how da biffo please da friend?

housndespli: HOW DA CYPRUS LOVE/HATE/MIP? PLEAS DA FRIEND?

housndespli: I think Israel is constantly in combat is that true?

housndespli: Select a word from the ones written in our conversation

chris121144: I m not sure…

housndespli: Stop saying mip unless you want to explain it to me

housndespli: then after doubleclicking it right click it

housndespli: ONE DAY I WILL BE SUPER MIP!!! What do you mean?

housndespli: I m afraid that war occur without what people want

housndespli: I dont know biffo or pippy to be greek words

housndespli: chris121144: I am not from cyprus

chris121144: I dont know where yuo r from

housndespli: thank!!!

housndespli: how many da MIP please???

chris121144: MIP???

housndespli: what mean da MIP please friend?

chris121144: I dont know you tell me

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: how is da cyprus people n da pheas?

chris121144: thank you

chris121144: what do u want?

housndespli: i love da chess want play da CHESS – and ye?

chris121144: I love chess too

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: what da favourite PIECE please?

chris121144: bishop

housndespli: thank!

chris121144: urs?

housndespli: i love da BISH but love da PHEAS more!! da PHEAS MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE DA HAPP!

chris121144: PHEAS?

housndespli: THANK!

housndespli: U R FRIEND!

housndespli: LIKE DA PHEAS N DA SNAIL!

chris121144: why do u keep saying thank?

housndespli: THANK!!!*

housndespli: (*not thank)

chris121144: r u crazy?

housndespli: why you hate da me for da CYPRUS? PLEASE BIFFO?

chris121144: I dont hate u

housndespli: THANK!

chris121144: I have no idea what ur talking about

housndespli: THANK!

chris121144: is mop the same as mip?

housndespli: YE KNOW TOO MUCH

housndespli has disabled chat

***

NEW GAME (132563495) – housndespli vs. chris121144 (15 0 rated)

housndespli: HELLO FRIEND D A !

chris121144: why do u think i know too much? Hello mine

housndespli: THANK!

chris121144: r u from Israel?

housndespli: YE!

housndespli: AND YE?

chris121144: Greece

housndespli: NOT DA CYP? 🙁

chris121144: no

chris121144: Do u hate Cyprus?

housndespli: I SCARED OF DA CYP

chris121144: why?

housndespli: mip

chris121144: whats mip?

housndespli: it like mop but BIGGER

housndespli: BADDER

housndespli: ROUGHER

housndespli: TOUGHER

housndespli: IN OTHER WORD SUCKER THERE IS DA NO OTHER

chris121144: whats mop?

housndespli has disabled chat

***

NEW GAME (130811293) – housndespli vs. abusultan (15 0 rated)

abusultan: hi

housndespli: hello pip?

housndespli: how are ye!?

GAME OVER – abusultan vs. housndespli – housndespli won by checkmate (+10).

NEW GAME (130811293) – housndespli vs. abusultan (15 0 rated)

abusultan has joined the chat.

abusultan: sorry, did notice, iam fine thanks

abusultan: iam from Jericho, wher are you

housndespli: thank! i love da jerich

housndespli: i love da casino da friend?

abusultan: me too

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: where you know da mip please?

housndespli: PLEASE FROM WHERE DA MIP/MOP/SOUP?

housndespli: habibi

abusultan: yes habibi,

housndespli: hamipi

housndespli: hamopi?

housndespli: YOU LOVE DA CHESS PLEASE?

abusultan: yes, almost everyday

housndespli: thank! 🙂

housndespli: what name u please?

abusultan: Isam

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: my name flippovich

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: you have joke for me PLEAS?

abusultan: why

housndespli: i LOVE da JOKE!

housndespli: U WANT ME TELL U DA JOKE ABOUT DA CASINO?

abusultan: jericho casino

housndespli: yes!

housndespli: was man walking to da casino

housndespli: see friend with da ant n snail in hand

housndespli: say why you got da ant AND da snail, moppo?

housndespli: friend say shut da mouth, shut shut shut, not ant, not snail, not NOTHING FROM DA PHEAS!!!

housndespli: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

housndespli: u like? 🙂

abusultan: not so much, so quick

housndespli: THANK!*

abusultan: you sound like italian

housndespli: (* not thank)

abusultan: or mexican

housndespli: i from da sarajevokovic

abusultan: near ussr

housndespli: what? WHAT? MAKE NO SENSE 🙁

abusultan: sorry, no ungry

housndespli: SARAJEVOKOVIC STREET NEAR TO DA PLACE IN DA JERUSALEMPOVOSKI

housndespli: i very ungry no soup no lunch – you are ungry friend?

abusultan: ok jerusalem

housndespli: you are friend of da friend play da chess nice like friend?

abusultan: i come home August lets play chess near dead sea

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: i meet you on da chair next to da other chair next to man with da towel

abusultan: i did not see queen, you cheater

housndespli: sorry not want da queen you want me give da back to ye?

abusultan: it is ok only a game

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: it is only DA SOUP AND ROLL BUT I LIKE IT!!!

GAME OVER – housndespli vs. abusultan – housndespli won by checkmate (+9).

GAME ANALYSIS – Analyze this game – with your opponent | alone

abusultan: thanks

housndespli: thank!

abusultan: i lost

housndespli: i mip

housndespli: u mip

housndespli: we all mip together!

abusultan: see you

housndespli: not if da mip da ye 1st!!! only kiddovich 😛

***

NEW GAME (390763483) – uly42 vs. housndespli (15 0 rated) (win: 17, draw: -3, loss: -24)

housndespli: HELLO?

housndespli: hi friedn? \

housndespli: :)))

uly42: Hello how are you

housndespli: THANK!

housndespli: i happo because of da elececectio!housndespli: you like da romno or da bama?

housndespli: plesae?

housndespli: o-BAMA

uly42: OBAMA!

housndespli: what mean OBAMA! plesae friend?

housndespli: like da BAMA!?

uly42: I’m curious; how do people feel about Obama in Israel? Yes I like Obama

housndespli: we love to love da BAMA because he want make for da israe da small bird of peace with da cypruss

housndespli: you like?

housndespli: i scare of da cypruss

housndespli: want da peacos avec da cyp

uly42: Yes I Love your Nation!

housndespli: THANK! but DA CYPRUS MAKE YE SCARE?

housndespli: you want hear da joke about da cyp?

housndespli: plesae?

housndespli: 🙂

uly42: yes

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: when you want da hear plesa?

uly42: now

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: ok is man from da cypruss

housndespli: walk near da floor

housndespli: run near da wall

housndespli: clamber pon da house!

housndespli: house say HEY HEY RUN NOW YA CYP

housndespli: man say NO NOT RUN, NOT DA CYP, I DA mighty-MOP!!!!

housndespli: HAHAHAHA!

housndespli: YE LIKE?

housndespli: 🙂

housndespli: 😛

uly42: Very funny!
housndespli: THANK!

housndespli: ye have jeek for me plesa?

housndespli: NOW JOKEE PLESA? NOW!

uly42: I am not good at telling jokes funny

housndespli: SORRO where ya go/gee?

housndespli: ok no problo

housndespli: i sorro ye HATE me

housndespli: 🙁

housndespli: because i da jeeish

housndespli: not nice hate da jeeish

uly42: No No I LOVE JEWISH PEOPLE

uly42: I just don’t have a good joke

housndespli: sorro i scare of YE because ye HATOS me for thinkos i killos da KRISTOS

housndespli: (NOT KILLOS KRISTOS was MISTAKE 🙁

uly42: No I don’t hate you

housndespli: but ye hate da CYPRUSS or da ANTARCT?

GAME OVER – uly42 vs. housndespli – housndespli won by checkmate (+17).

housndespli: thank?

uly42: gg

housndespli: ye WIN da me?

housndespli: what plesa da gg/

housndespli: ?

uly42: you are very good

housndespli: it becos of da CYP?

housndespli: THANK!

housndespli: ye are like da moth

NEW GAME (390774699) – housndespli [1.0] vs. uly42 [0.0] (15 0 rated) (win: 15, draw: -5, loss: -24)

housndespli: ye can SPEAK to moth in da u.s.a.d?

housndespli: or NOT DA LEGALL?

housndespli: YOU ARE THERERE FRIENDI?

housndespli: 🙁

housndespli: :p

housndespli: :—)

uly42: yes

housndespli: yes WHATOS?

housndespli: YE STILL ANGROS OF KRISTOS?

housndespli: I SAY SORROS

housndespli: how many JEE have ye pleasea?

uly42: what does JEE mean?

housndespli: JEE da people da ISRAEE

housndespli: YE HAVE MORE FROM ONE JEE PLESEA?

uly42: Yes I have alot I JEE FRIENDS

housndespli: YE LIKE DA poem PLESA?

housndespli: I CAN TELL YE DA POEEM?

uly42: thank you

housndespli: (plesae?)

housndespli: :I

housndespli: ok thank!

housndespli: a sailo wend da jee jee jee

housndespli: to see whatos he can jee jee jee

housndespli: and allos he can jee jee jee

housndespli: jee jee jee jee jee jee jee jee jee jee jee jee

housndespli: 🙂

housndespli: happo?

uly42: yes yes

uly42: You are strong chess player!

housndespli: thank

housndespli: ye are HAPPO MOTHO!

housndespli: SO WE ARE FREE TO BE JEE PON DA M.I.C.!!!!

uly42: Yes

GAME OVER – housndespli vs. uly42 – housndespli won by checkmate (+15).

GAME ANALYSIS – Analyze this game – with your opponent | alone

uly42: gg

housndespli: WHAT MEAN GG PLEE?

uly42 has offered you a rematch – accept | decline

housndespli: WHAT MEAN REMATCHI? PLESA?

housndespli: it word for da jee or da kristosi?

uly42: please

housndespli: thank!

uly42: one more game

housndespli: yes! plesa!

housndespli: first plesa ye sing to me quick songadi?

housndespli: any songadi

housndespli: thank

uly42: ok

housndespli: i love da SONGADI de la u.s.a.d.

housndespli: thank

housndespli: where da songadi plesa?

uly42: mary had a little lamb little lamb

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: what meanos plesa?

housndespli: who da maryi?

uly42: a little damsel

housndespli: where da lambo?

housndespli: DAMSELI IS DA JEE?

housndespli: NOT UNDERSTANDOS ?

housndespli: ye LOVE jeedamsel or HATE JEEdamseli?

uly42: the lamb is her farm animal

housndespli: you drink da JEE winee tonightos?

housndespli: ye funno!!!

housndespli: 🙂

housndespli: ‘animo’

housndespli: hahahahaha

housndespli: no thing da ANMIO!!!!

uly42: No don’t drink wine

housndespli: YE SOUND FROM DA CYPREEI!!!

housndespli: HAHAHAHAHA

uly42: funny

housndespli: FUNNY FUN FUN

uly42: ha ha ha !!!!!

housndespli: HOW OLD YE PLE?

uly42: one more game

uly42: ok

uly42: 44

housndespli: I SORRO

uly42: How old are you?

housndespli: I AGEO 95.8

housndespli: CAPITALOS F.M.

***

NEW GAME (458448364) – housndespli vs. FarmerBob (15 0 rated) (win: 6, draw: -2, loss: -10)

housndespli: he;llo!

housndespli: how are ye pls?

FarmerBob: pleased to meet you

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: ye REAL farme pls?

FarmerBob: yes

housndespli: i love da FARMIG!

housndespli: my familo have many land and COW!!!

FarmerBob: taking a break right now

housndespli: ye know da cow? pls?

FarmerBob: haha it is a nice occupation

housndespli: cow blick n white

FarmerBob: yes I have 20 cows

housndespli: yay!

housndespli: what name of cow pls?

FarmerBob: they are all different. my favorite is ying-yang

housndespli: hahahe!

housndespli: fun!

housndespli: ye have jokeo for me of COW pls? or want me tell jokeo to YE?

FarmerBob: what do cows like to do on their free time?

housndespli: hahaha! good jokeo!!

housndespli: ye have one moreo pls?

FarmerBob: go to the moooooovies

housndespli: not understando

housndespli: sorro

housndespli: if offendo ye

FarmerBob: video films

FarmerBob: no

FarmerBob: you do not offend

housndespli: sorro

FarmerBob: cows go moo

FarmerBob: so they go to the mooovie

housndespli: if ye hate ME for offendo 🙁

housndespli: moo? not undestando

FarmerBob: ne offense

housndespli: what mean moo pls?

FarmerBob: but I just lost haha good game

GAME OVER – housndespli vs. FarmerBob – housndespli won by resignation (+6).

GAME ANALYSIS – Analyze this game – with your opponent | alone

housndespli: moo?

FarmerBob: yes that is the sound they make

housndespli: moovie?

housndespli: of what make pls?

housndespli: moovie?

FarmerBob: it is probably different in hebrew

housndespli: what mean moovie pls? it HATE for da ISRAEL?

FarmerBob: the sound cows make is moo

FarmerBob: a movie is a video

FarmerBob: a film

housndespli: IN ISRAELO?

FarmerBob: motion picture?

housndespli: thank but sorro

FarmerBob: no english

housndespli: what is cow pls?

housndespli: not understando why YE hate da ME?

FarmerBob: haha I do not hate you

housndespli: cow?

FarmerBob: yes?

housndespli: what cow pls?

housndespli: with wheel n engin?

FarmerBob: that’s a car!

housndespli: i have many but no ‘MOO’

housndespli: YES! CAR! U HAVE DA CAR PLS?

FarmerBob: hahaha

housndespli: my family have many from da CAR!

FarmerBob: ohhhhhhhh

FarmerBob: yes I have a car

housndespli: sorro if YE HATE da FAMILIO 🙁

housndespli: what is COW pls?

FarmerBob: haha no no

FarmerBob: I don’t hate anyone

FarmerBob: a cow has 4 legs and eat grass

FarmerBob: it is a farm animal

housndespli: but why ye say cow mooove ? pls?

housndespli: i HATE cow

housndespli: scare o of da cow

housndespli: hit COW with da CAR

FarmerBob: cows go “moo” when they talk

housndespli: SUPERCAR = no more da movoovie

FarmerBob: hahaha what?

housndespli: ye hate cow? pls?

FarmerBob: no I do not hate anything

FarmerBob: but I have to go back to work.

housndespli: ye want hear da JOKEO abt da car?

housndespli: pls?

FarmerBob: ok 1 jokeo

FarmerBob: go ahead

housndespli: how many CAR in da field of JERUESALM?

FarmerBob: how many?

housndespli: (it da TRICK QUEST!!!)

FarmerBob: there are no fields in jeruesalm?

housndespli: 5 = becaues 5 is da name of da LORD OF DA CHRIST!!!

housndespli: HAHAHAHAHE!

housndespli: YE LIKE? FRIEND0O?

FarmerBob: ohhh

FarmerBob: haha I get it

housndespli: one more quest for ye pls?

FarmerBob: cool!

housndespli: why ye hate DA MIP?

housndespli: PLS?

FarmerBob: what is da mip?

housndespli: MIP = GOODO, NOT HATEO

housndespli: MIP = MOP

FarmerBob: sorry I do not understand?

housndespli: i sorro ye HATE da me. 🙁 pls not hate da MIP

housndespli: THANK! GG! MIPMIP!

FarmerBob: haha I don’t hate anyone!

FarmerBob: gg!

FarmerBob: bye bye!

FarmerBob has left the chat.

housndespli: MOO?

***

NEW GAME – housndespli vs. crysgen

crysgen: u r dead

housndespli: u r mip

housndespli: or r u mop?

housndespli: please which r u mip/mop live/die chick/pheas?

GAME OVER – housndespli vs. crysgen – housndespli won by checkmate (+9)

crysgen: im watching movies

housndespli: i’m mipping on a star to fall

***

NEW GAME (467786402) – housndespli vs. luffy468 (15 0 rated) (win: 9, draw: 1, loss: -7)

housndespli: hello!

luffy468: hi

housndespli: hi

housndespli: how are ye friendo?

luffy468: fine, u?

housndespli: thank!

housndespli: i fine! thank!

housndespli: how is in da europ pls?

luffy468: dunno

luffy468: not interested in news

housndespli: sorro if offendo 🙁

housndespli: where ye live pleas if not euro?

luffy468: france

housndespli: thank! i luv da france! je suis chess

housndespli: je m’appelle chess

luffy468: vraiment?

housndespli: sur le pont d’avigchess

housndespli: oui!

housndespli: as tu beacoup de mips?

luffy468: c quoi?

housndespli: mip? c’est un petit pheas

housndespli: ou un petit moppo

housndespli: as tu?

luffy468: je ne vois toujours pas

housndespli: oui, je sais, j’ai beacoup de mippos mais je les deteste

housndespli: est qu’il ya un pheas a cote de ta ville?

luffy468: je sais pas ce qu’est un pheas

luffy468: tu parles d’oiseaux?

housndespli: un pheas? c’est comme un chien mais avec plus grand et avec du pain du vin du boursin

housndespli: oui!

housndespli: je DETESTE le pheas!!!

luffy468: y a que des pigeons et des pies

housndespli: de temps a temps mais le maison de phizzy pheas c’est le PLUS GRAND DANS TOUT LE MONDE!!!

housndespli: TU CONNAIT?

luffy468: phizzy pheas???

housndespli: excuse moi, phozzy pheas

luffy468: c’est quoi, un phozy pheas?

housndespli: c’est francais, n’est pas? j’ai ecrir un livre de louis laloupe et claude le clochard sur la subjet de phozzy pheas

luffy468: jamis entendu parler

housndespli: comment on dire ‘joke’ en francais? comme, pouvez vous me dire un ‘joke’ de france? j’adores les ‘jokes’ de pays autres si as tu un pour moi?!

luffy468: *jamais

housndespli: ou je peut dire a toi d’ISRAELI!!!

luffy468: blague, plaisanterie

housndespli: MERCI! THANK!

housndespli: as tu un pour moi, our tu preferes je dire a toi?