The Mip Chronicles
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. uncleronnie– Game drawn by stalemate (-2).
housndespli: mip?
uncleronnie: moving too fast
housndespli: i don’t think it right
housndespli: i’m not giving up da love tonight
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NEW GAME – housndespli vs. Harv63
housndespli: hello mip!
housndespli: HELLO MIP!!!!!!
Harv63: hi
housndespli: how is it being harv63?
Harv63: okay
housndespli: IT SOUNDS AMAZING!!!
housndespli: I AM HARV64
housndespli: HEAR ME ROAR
housndespli: I AM HARV65
housndespli: HEAR ME JIVE
housndespli: can you hear me jiving?
Harv63 has disabled chat
***
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. mijus – mijus won by resignation (-6).
mijus: gg
housndespli: mm
mijus: meaning
housndespli: mipmip
mijus: maening
housndespli: MIPMIP!!!
mijus: i don’t und.
housndespli: i don’t smo.
mijus: smo?
housndespli: ke da reefer
***
NEW GAME – housndespli vs. 5corpio
5corpio: damn u lucky
5corpio: you lucky bastard
housndespli: mip!!!
housndespli: you mip?
housndespli: or mop?
5corpio: what the fck r u talking about?
housndespli: TELL ME NOW MIP/MOP
housndespli: LOVE/HATE SOUP/NOT SOUP NOW NOW NOW
5corpio: shut up jew jew jew
housndespli: HAHAHAHAHAHA I SMASH DA ANTI-SEMIP!!!
housndespli: hard to type laughing so much my soup is mipping
5corpio: no such word as mip
5corpio: dumb a s s
housndespli: SAY HI TO YOUR QUEEN FROM ME AND MIP
5corpio: no such word idiot
5corpio: learn english before talking
housndespli: learn chess before playing
5corpio: my score is higher than yours dumba s s
housndespli: YEAH BUT YOU ARE A BIGGER JOKE THAN BOBBY DA SOUP CLOWN!!!
housndespli: AND HIS WIFE BETTY LA MOPPA
5corpio: you make no sense, i dont watch clown shows you freak
5corpio: dirty jew shut your mouth, i am hitler hahaha
5corpio: HAIL HITLER
housndespli: HAIL OR HEIL?
housndespli: MIP OR MOP?
housndespli: SOUP OR NOT SOUP?
5corpio: jew or dirty jew?
housndespli: yok or super yok?
housndespli: YOU BOW DOWN AT MY FEET, HEATHEN, OR LEARN TO PLAY CHESS LIKE A MAN. THE CHOICE IS YOURS. THE CHOICE IS SOUP’S.
5corpio: shut up kike
housndespli: nice move. shame about the third reich
5corpio: shame u were born a jew
housndespli: yes, i curse my luck every day as i fly round in my apache helicopter
housndespli: the guns go akakakakakakakakakak as i go mipmipmipmipmipmip
5corpio: jews in israel dont have money only jews in america do
5corpio: No wonder god made u jews roam the desert for 40 years
housndespli: because we go akakakakakakakak?
5corpio: Baruch Atah Adonai Eloheinu Melech Ha-Olam
housndespli: or because we go mipmipmipmipmipmip?
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. 5corpio – housndespli won on time (+8).
housndespli: MIPPED TO DEATH!!!
housndespli: AM YISRAEL MIP!!!
***
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. uncleronnie– Game drawn by stalemate (-2).
housndespli: mip?
uncleronnie: moving too fast
housndespli: i don’t think it right
housndespli: i’m not giving up da love tonigh
***
NEW GAME – housndespli vs. hamster_zero
housndespli: HELLO!!!
hamster_zero: hi
housndespli: hi friend how is da paraguay?
hamster_zero: its beautiful and quiet
hamster_zero: and in israel?
housndespli: THAT IS NICE!!! in israel it is shiny and fun today
housndespli: you like mip?
hamster_zero: what is mip?
housndespli: mip is a good time, a happy time, a pleasant time
hamster_zero: ah yes sounds good
housndespli: SO YOU LOVE DA MIP? I HAPPY TO HEAR
housndespli: what soup you like?
hamster_zero: heard a lot about isreal recent times – people seem to worry a lot
housndespli: israel is like a chicken with no wing, very sad
hamster_zero: i am hoping the political situation will calm down
housndespli: YES PLEASE!!! IT IS CRAZY WHEN DA BOMBS SHOOT AND DA SOUP SPILL ON FLOOR
hamster_zero: yes very sad – unfortunately there seem to be some zionistic leaders
housndespli: in paraguay they like to shoot/kill/mip? it is sad?
hamster_zero: here it is very quiet luckily right now – but even here they had some thuff times
housndespli: OK SORRY IF I OFFEND
hamster_zero: no dont worry
housndespli: I WORRY ALL DA DAY LONG, I SCARED FOR MY MIPPO
hamster_zero: I dont care about religion or politics – I believe everybody just wants to live quietly
housndespli: YOU ARE GOOD MIP, I BLESS YOU FROM HEAVEN
hamster_zero: thanks
hamster_zero: what do you think will happen in the next month? war or still negotiations?
housndespli: i believe tony mccoy will save da day in da end. there will be no blood, not if tony is strong
hamster_zero: who is tony mccoy?
housndespli: he champion jockey, very strong on flat, quite good on da hurdles
housndespli: WHAT SOUP YOU LIKE?
hamster_zero: we dont eat soup here in paraguay – just meat, chicken and salad
housndespli: I EAT CHICKEN!!! I SMASH CHICKEN FOR MY JOB!!!
hamster_zero: cool
housndespli: YOU WANT ME SMASH YOU A CHICKEN FOR YOUR SOUP?
hamster_zero: no thanks-:)
housndespli: sorry, sorry if i make you hurt and afraid of da soup
housndespli: WHAT YOU LIKE MORE FOOTBALL OR DEATH-SMASH-HAMMER-FUN?
hamster_zero: football
housndespli: ME TOO!!!
housndespli: which team you like to love?
hamster_zero: borussia dortmund
hamster_zero: yours?
housndespli: booo – i like da hapoel tel aviv they have mighty mip in goal
housndespli: we have song for team it is “WHEN YOU ARE MIP, I AM MOP, WHEN YOU START, I WILL STOP, WHEN YOU FLIP, I WILL FLOP, WHEN YOU GO, MY HEART DOES DROP”
housndespli: you like da song?
hamster_zero: yes
housndespli: thank you miprovich!!!
housndespli: you ever see chicken run away from da knife attack???
housndespli: what is your favourite chicken? harry da hen or colin da cockerel?
housndespli: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE – I SPARE YOUR FAVOURITE KILL OTHER
housndespli: YOU SAY NOTHING I KILL BOTH!!! WITH ELECTRIC!!!
hamster_zero: leave them alone
housndespli: NO!!! THEY MUST GO TO HEAVEN DE LA CHICKERI !!!
housndespli: you ever meet a nice south african?
hamster_zero: no
housndespli: HOORAY HIPPO!!!
housndespli: MAYBE YOU CAN SEND ME PARAGUAY SHOES I SEND YOU ISRAEL SOUP?
housndespli: :m
housndespli: :i
housndespli: :p
DRAW OFFER: hamster_zero has offered a draw – accept | decline
housndespli: COLIN DEAD!!! HARRY ALMOST DIE TOO!!! RUNNING LIKE CRAZY BEAR!!!
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. hamster_zero – Game drawn by agreement.
***
NEW GAME – housndespli vs. guerrilla_tactics
guerrilla_tactics: you play like a computer
housndespli: you mip like a mop!!!
housndespli: sorry not nice because not know if man before came like da place was in two mind or up from three
housndespli: I SAY SORRY BECAUSE HE WANT
housndespli: NOT BECAUSE I FREE FROM SIN CASTING STONE OFF ROOF
housndespli: OK/NOT OK? MIP/MOP?
guerrilla_tactics: I have no Fing clue what you are saying
housndespli: behave like canary do not just sing like one – thank
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. guerrilla_tactics – housndespli won by resignation (+8).
housndespli: thank thank
housndespli: mm
guerrilla_tactics: F off
***
NEW GAME – housndespli vs. Kevin1332
Kevin1332: bite me
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. Kevin1332 – housndespli won by resignation (+7)
housndespli: bite mip
***
NEW GAME (140743560) – housndespli vs. blobby12
housndespli: hello!
housndespli: how areye?
blobby12: hi
blobby12: shalom
housndespli: HI!
housndespli: SHALOM!!! HAHAHA!
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: you hate da people from da ENEMEY?
housndespli: PLESAE?
blobby12: why wouold i like enemy
housndespli: i sorry if offend ye…
housndespli: 🙁
housndespli: not want ye hate me
housndespli: sorryi
blobby12: I don’t
blobby12: I know what you’re sayin
housndespli: you mean we can be da FRIEND?
housndespli: PLESAE?
housndespli: do you like da CHESS?
housndespli: ???
blobby12: yes
housndespli: YES CHESS OR YES FRIEND?
housndespli: NOT UNDERSTAND SORRYI
housndespli: you have joke you can tell to me plesae? i like da joke from da eng-land
blobby12: U.S.A
housndespli: there is more to da joke? not understand
blobby12: I don
blobby12: I don’t know the joke
housndespli: you have da joke for me plesae? funny joke?
blobby12: I don’t know a funny joke
housndespli: :I
housndespli: you want ME to tell da joke to YE?
blobby12: sure
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: is mouse climb on da wall of house
housndespli: other mouse run past, run faster than sun, more fast than da superjet!
housndespli: mouse say hey mouse, why you run like da SCORCHA?
housndespli: MOUSE SAY I NOT SCORCHA, I FROM MOROCCO!!!!
housndespli: HAHAHAHA!!!
housndespli: YE LIKE?
blobby12: It’s funnier when you hear it
housndespli: sorry
blobby12: no apology neccesary
housndespli: not want ye hate pon me and pon da israelist
blobby12: I’m not mad
housndespli: thank but not believe ye
housndespli: i want apologi for da behav
housndespli: sorr
housndespli: (why ye call da blobba?)
housndespli: (plesae?)
blobby12: easy name to remember
housndespli: what mean blobba plesae?
housndespli: it name of death/fun/mip?
blobby12: blobby is funny name
housndespli: not death name?
housndespli: i know death man blobbo
housndespli: BIG FUN SHOW IN MY COUNTROS
blobby12: oh
housndespli: you like da show d-m-blobbo?
housndespli: you want ME SEND TO YE CLIP?
blobby12: never seen it
blobby12: no
blobby12: thank you
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: i send to chess.como and ask to send to YE!
housndespli: FUNNY!
blobby12: no thanks
housndespli: YES PLESAE!
blobby12: I am fine
housndespli: it NO problema – i want ye FUN HAVE!!!
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: I SEND TOMORRORO
blobby12: no
housndespli: how much chess ye have plesae?
blobby12: bhuh
blobby12: huh
housndespli: what mean bhuh huh
housndespli: it more from ten? twenti?
blobby12: how long have I played chess? Are you asking that?
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: nice!!!
blobby12: Almost 2 years
housndespli: thank!
blobby12: NOt 2 years yet
housndespli: nice!!!
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: wery NICE!
blobby12: no problem
blobby12: thank you
housndespli: thank ye!
blobby12: I play in real tournaments
housndespli: WITH REAL GUN?
housndespli: WHY GUN?
housndespli: NOT NICE TO GUN DA FRIEND
blobby12: Chess tournaments
housndespli: CHESS SHOOT TOURNA?
blobby12: NO
housndespli: NICE!
blobby12: chess playing tournaments
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: I NOT ALLOW SHOOT BECAUSE KICK FROM ARMY AFTER SHOOT DUCK AND OTHER ANIMOS
blobby12: I don’t SHOOT
housndespli: why ye shoot not nice – more nice to play friend game
housndespli: i sorry for ye if love to shoot duck
blobby12: I Do Not Shoot!!!
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ye say sorry to da people ye shoot?
housndespli: it not nice FRIEND
housndespli: ‘FRIEND’
blobby12: I never shoot people
housndespli: WHAT YE SHOOT IF NOT DA PEOPO
blobby12: I play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
housndespli: NOT UNDERSTANDOS
blobby12: I do NOT Shoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
housndespli: SORRY DA ENGLISH OF YE NOT GOOD
housndespli: maybe YE need more time learn da engli less time shoot
blobby12: I shoot none
housndespli: what is ‘none’ – type of da duck or peopo?
blobby12: no shooting for me
housndespli: i not believe ye because i know da death blobbo shoot in da FILM
blobby12: I am not Blobbo
housndespli: WHY YE ANGER YE SAY DA NAME BLOBBO AND YE LIKE TO SHOOT NUN
blobby12: I am blobby like bobby
blobby12: Like bobby fischer
blobby12: I like chess
housndespli: i scared of ye not know ye like da chess
housndespli: sorry
housndespli: not shoot da me PLESAE blobbo
blobby12: I do not shooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
housndespli: thank!
blobby12: I have never used a gun!!!!!
blobby12: I just like to play chess
housndespli: why you say before da blobbo death not want da FISCHER from da house/mouse?
blobby12: ok!!
housndespli: not udnderstrand ye
blobby12: blobbo might be death but blobby is happy I said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. blobby12 – blobby12 won by resignation (-8).
housndespli: NO MORE GUN!
housndespli: PEACE TO DA BLOB
blobby12: why you being mean to me
housndespli: I LIKE YE!
blobby12: peace
housndespli: NOT WANT YE SHOOT DA ME!
blobby12: I mean no harm
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: 🙂
blobby12: I am nice
housndespli: HAPPY!
blobby12: why are you accusing me of things
housndespli: I PRAISE YE FROM DA HILL!
blobby12: that I don
housndespli: NOT WANT ENENEMNEMY
blobby12: yes
housndespli: I BELIEVED TO YE BE DA BLOBBO BUT NOT BLOBBO I SORRO
blobby12: I think you should work on your english so that you can understand me
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: THANK MANY YE!
blobby12: Don;t say things that you don’t know what you’re saying
blobby12: don’t
housndespli: SORRO 🙁
blobby12: sorry I am typing fast
housndespli: SORRO I SAY SORRO WHAT MORE YE WANT?
housndespli: TO SHOOT DA ME?
housndespli: NO
housndespli: NO GUN
blobby12: no
blobby12: what ever you just offended me
housndespli: THANK! SORRO! PEACE! BLOBBO
blobby12: I did nothing and you start saying I shoot ,which I don’t do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
blobby12: do not
housndespli: I SORRO, WERY SORRO
blobby12: donot
blobby12: I accept your apology
housndespli: I ACCEPT YOUR MIP
blobby12: I like isreal okay
housndespli: I ACCEPT DA LIMITATIO OF DA ENGLAND
housndespli: THANK
blobby12: not england
blobby12: just so you know
housndespli: I ALSO NOT LIKE ENGLAND
housndespli: I LIKE YE
blobby12: kind of funny
blobby12: thanks
housndespli: WHAT KIND OF FUNNY?
blobby12: you say I’m from england
housndespli: WHERE YOU FROM BLOBO?
blobby12: United states of america
housndespli: WOW! WHY YE HAVE DA ENGLI FLAG BLOBBA?
blobby12: put your mouse next to my flag
housndespli: NO THANK I MARRIED
housndespli has disabled chat
***
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NEW GAME – joyntjezebel vs. housndespli
joyntjezebel: hello
housndespli: hello mip!
housndespli: HELLO!!!
joyntjezebel: mip?
housndespli: what is mip?
joyntjezebel: that is what i want to know
housndespli: someone said mip before i thought it nice thing to say
joyntjezebel: fair enough
housndespli: MIPMIP!
housndespli: you like soup?
housndespli: S O U P?
joyntjezebel: depends on the soup
housndespli: ok
housndespli: thank you
housndespli: i sell soup in my work
housndespli: what do you sell?
housndespli: in your work?
joyntjezebel: i am a student
housndespli: of soup?
joyntjezebel: lol
housndespli: what is lol?
housndespli: WHAT IS LOL?
joyntjezebel: laughing out loud
housndespli: how rude
joyntjezebel: its not an insult, it indicates amusement at a joke
housndespli: ok
housndespli: thank you
housndespli: i like to joke and play and laugh and sing
housndespli: and mip
housndespli: and mop
housndespli: PLEASE HELP ME
housndespli: who do you know?
joyntjezebel: where are you in israel
joyntjezebel: i visited there many years ago
housndespli: it is very different now. there is much more soup than before
housndespli: many many soup shops, many many happy people
housndespli: i am in nazareth
joyntjezebel: oh cool
housndespli: i am in jerusalem now
housndespli: but tomorrow nazareth
joyntjezebel: didn’t someone important come from there
housndespli: yes, bertie indigo is from here
housndespli: you know bertie?
joyntjezebel: no
housndespli: i will tell him to contact you
joyntjezebel: i had in mind, some carpenter’s son or something
housndespli: i do not know what is carpenter
housndespli: you have kitty?
joyntjezebel: no cat, no
joyntjezebel: carpenter makes things from wood, i mean’t jesus
housndespli: i heart jesus
housndespli: you heart jesus?
joyntjezebel: i don’t think so
housndespli: ok
housndespli: thank you
housndespli: smash
housndespli: YOU SMASH?
joyntjezebel: maybe
joyntjezebel: i am the one with the 2 pawn advantage
housndespli: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. I SMASH IN ISRAEL, YOU SMASH IN FRANCE?
joyntjezebel: i am in australai
housndespli: i am sorry
housndespli: I AM SORRY
joyntjezebel: it is quite ok
housndespli: you smash kitty?
joyntjezebel: why would i want to hurt a cat?
housndespli: what is ‘a cat’ please?
housndespli: WHAT IS ‘A CAT’?
joyntjezebel: cat is a kitty
joyntjezebel: furry pet
housndespli: FRENCH PEOPLE ARE FUNNY!!!
***
NEW GAME (74525981) – housndespli vs. ardian_nugroho (15 0 rated)
ardian_nugroho: good luck….
housndespli: you too pippo!
ardian_nugroho: hai….where are u from??
ardian_nugroho: israel, isn’t it???
housndespli: i from da ISRAEL yes!!!
housndespli: we like da mip, you like/hate/love???
housndespli: YOU LIKE-HATE-MIP MAYBE? MAYBE BABY?
ardian_nugroho: what is mip???
housndespli: hahahaha you funny man like coco da colombo!
ardian_nugroho: no…i like israel
ardian_nugroho: it’s the land of GOD
housndespli: you know MIP – MIP is your FRIEND!
housndespli: you know joke for me please? joke about happy BELIEFS and/or BUSINESS ETHIC?
ardian_nugroho: i don’t know MIP….
housndespli: you know SOUP?
housndespli: you like SOUP?
housndespli: (please)
ardian_nugroho: yes…i like SOUP
housndespli: YESSS! I PUNCH DA AIR LIKE DA GOALSCORE!
housndespli: i MAKE soup for my WORK!!!
ardian_nugroho: i see….
housndespli: you want ask me QUESTION about da SOUP? i know ALL da ANSWER!!!
housndespli: or you not READY to RUMMMMMMMMBLE???!!!??
ardian_nugroho: next time MAYBE
housndespli: 🙁
housndespli: I ANGER LIKE DA GRAND WIZARD OF WARWICK
ardian_nugroho: now…we concentrate on this macth
housndespli: ok PIPPO!!!
housndespli: (pippo it a JOKE – to do with da SOUP!!! but other thing too!!!)
housndespli: (actually other thing TOO!!! :p)
housndespli: @
ardian_nugroho: what is that??
housndespli: that is a SNAIL!!!
ardian_nugroho: for me…SNAIL is disquisting animal!!
housndespli: for me TOO!!! I SMASH DA SNAIL WITH EVERY TIME DA I SEE DA SNAIL ON DA ROAD OR IN DA BUSH OR CLIMB DA HOUSE OR RUN DA RAIL!!!
housndespli: you SMASH da SNAIL mippa?
ardian_nugroho: what a pity the SNAIL
ardian_nugroho: off course not
housndespli: YOU MUST OR DA SNAIL SMASH YOU! IT DA ZERO SUM WAR PIPPO!
ardian_nugroho: SNAIL is also GOD’s creation
housndespli: maybe you LOVE da snail – maybe you should MARRY da snail
ardian_nugroho: hua..ha..ha
housndespli: maybe you and SNAIL could be sitting in da TREE
housndespli: k
housndespli: i
housndespli: s
housndespli: s
housndespli: i
housndespli: n
housndespli: g
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BY A MODERATOR – BE CAREFUL OR YOU MAY BE KICKED OUT OR BANNED
ardian_nugroho: i’d rather marry charming woman
housndespli: (sorry pippo i cannot da speak da now da man say will da kick me)
housndespli: (good luck with da marry)
***
NEW GAME – chris121144 vs. housndespli
housndespli: HELLO BIFFO!
chris121144: Hello
housndespli: HELLO HOW IS DA GREECE???
chris121144: Biffo?
chris121144: hello?
housndespli: biffo word in da greece i believe?
housndespli: you like live in da cyprus?
housndespli: hello pippy!
chris121144: I dont know biffo or pippy to be greek words
chris121144: I am not from cyprus
housndespli: I VERY SORRY IF I WRONG AND OFFEND AND MAKE YOU HATE ME. SORRY.
chris121144: why is it a bad word?
housndespli: NO I BELIEVE NOT TO BE BAD WORD BUT I DO NOT LIKE TO MAKE ENEMY FROM YOU OR DA EUROPEANS
housndespli: i want to be at peace with all. mip be upon you, from heaven
chris121144: Yes i also want peace
housndespli: thank, thank, to you
housndespli: what work you do in da greece?
chris121144: I m afraid that war occur without what people want
chris121144: I dont work
housndespli: what you do if not work?
chris121144: go to university
housndespli: ok – i want university also but family make me work with petroleum
housndespli: I HATE DA PETROLEUM, I HATE DA WHOLE SYSTEM
chris121144: how old are you?
housndespli: what is ‘how old’ meaning?
chris121144: I would like to talk to you after the game is finished
housndespli: ok i happy to talk, but i am being watched
housndespli: you speak da uvaguv?
chris121144: No
housndespli: ovago kavagay (dat means da ok)
housndespli: but we can speak in da English
chris121144: you play chess nice
housndespli: thank you i learn from old man in shoe near my house
chris121144: nice draw
housndespli: nice draw to you
DRAW OFFER: housndespli has offered a draw
DRAW DECLINED: chris121144 has declined a draw
DRAW OFFER: chris121144 has offered a draw – accept | decline
chris121144: is there a way to win
chris121144: ?
housndespli: no my friend, the mip says da draw
chris121144: the mip?
chris121144: what is a mip
housndespli: the mip within our spirit and soul
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. chris121144 – Game drawn by agreement (+2).
housndespli: what you wanted to speak of?
chris121144: Old is how many years you have lived since you were born
housndespli: ok, thank to you, i not know this
chris121144: Who is watching you?
housndespli: people connected to da army, to da petroleum gang- it is more serious than before six months
housndespli: here there is no place to hide because always there is trouble with mip/mop
chris121144: I think Israel is constantly in combat is that true?
housndespli: yes, many war
chris121144: Mip mop could you explain?
housndespli: i cannot speak of this over da internet, it is too danger
chris121144: I think somebody should stop this situation in israel
chris121144: being in war is not nice
housndespli: i agree, but who/how/when/where/soup/not soup?
housndespli: you shoot gun?
chris121144: no I dont shoot gun
housndespli: I SHOOT GUN AT CAT/CHICKEN/OTHER SMALL DEATH ANIMAL
housndespli: IT IS FUN!!!
housndespli: ONE DAY I WILL BE SUPER MIP!!!
chris121144: well it is very bad thing to kill people.
chris121144: Dont you agree?
housndespli: yes, but not chicken, chicken enemy of my garden
housndespli: to kill a chickenbird is great honour to da mip
chris121144: ONE DAY I WILL BE SUPER MIP!!! What do you mean?
housndespli: dat is not exactly what i say, you must be careful with words
chris121144: I just pasted it
housndespli: words kill like f16 stealth bomber
chris121144: sorry I didnt mean to change anything
housndespli: what is ‘pasted’ – it is new to me, new to da mipperi
housndespli: new to da mip, new to da mop, new to da chip, new to da chop
chris121144: Select a word from the ones written in our conversation
housndespli: ‘treehouse’
housndespli: it is ok for you i choose treehouse?
chris121144: then after doubleclicking it right click it
chris121144: What is treehouse?
housndespli: you speak crazy like soupkitchenman!!!
housndespli: crazy talk from da greece!!!
chris121144: Did I insulted you in any way?
housndespli: YES!!! NO!!! MIP!!! MOP!!!
housndespli: PLEASE I MUST GO THERE IS NEW PETROLEUM TANKER DRIVING FAST TO MY CITY, I MUST DEFEND THE PEOPLE
chris121144: Okay bye. I wish one day we wil talk again
housndespli: I WISH TOO, I WISH UPON A MIP, GOOD TO YOU, GOOD TO CYPRUS
chris121144: Stop saying mip unless you want to explain it to me
chris121144: I want to understand what you are talking about
chris121144: I wish you peace
housndespli: I WISH YOU MIP
***
NEW GAME – housndespli vs. ColinHB (15 0 rated)
housndespli: hello gg mm
housndespli: HELLO PIPPO GG
ColinHB: Hello
ColinHB: Thanks for the game
housndespli: hello how is da utd kingdom da friend?
ColinHB: Its OK I suppose, raining.
housndespli: NOTHING COMPARES 2 ROOK
housndespli: what means ‘ipadipadation my operation how many mippos in da station’?
housndespli: friend from da engaland told me song – it funny or sad???
ColinHB: How is Israel ?
housndespli: israel is hot like da hell!
housndespli: make me want da pheas to come back!!! only kidaling!!!
ColinHB: You finsihed building that wall yet ?
housndespli: yes!!!
housndespli: we love da wall
housndespli: it never fall
housndespli: it very tall
housndespli: it name is paul
ColinHB: That’s what they said in Berlin
housndespli: thank!!!
housndespli: i grateful you are happy for da paul wall!!!
housndespli: how is da occupation da iraq da fun? or not da fun? your tax go to da iraq or afghananastation?
ColinHB: We love war in England – still think we have an Empire
housndespli: hahahaha!! but you have no empire you have a MIPpire!!!
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: YOU KNOW DA SONG ‘PUT DA PIGGY IN DA MIDDLE WATCH IT RUN RUN RUN, WATCH DA MIPPO AND DA HIPPO SHOOT DA GUN GUN GUN’?
ColinHB: True, but if it was not for America Israel would not exist – also keep your eyes open for that Iranian missile – it is on it’s way.
housndespli: thank!!
housndespli: i love da MIPpire!!! 🙂
ColinHB: Don’t worry Japanese said they only saw a flash
housndespli: YOU WANT HEAR JOKE ABOUT DA JAPAN???!!!
ColinHB: I want to say no but cannot so go on then
housndespli: ok is man from japan walking near garden
housndespli: he see snail, say ‘hello snail, you like da sushi?’
housndespli: snail say ‘no’
housndespli: man say ‘why ya little snail, i smash ya head’
housndespli: snail say ‘can’t smash my head – i never got da hold of da money, moppo!!!!’
housndespli: hehehehehe
housndespli: u like?
ColinHB: Don’t understand
housndespli: ‘i never got da HOLD of da money’ – u see now???
housndespli: hehehehe
housndespli: mipmipmip
ColinHB: Woman goes on a bus – driver tells her her baby is ugly – she goes to the back and says to a guy – the bus driver just insulted me.
housndespli: hahahaha
housndespli: hehehehehe!!!
housndespli: u FUNNY FUN MAN!!!
ColinHB: Guy says – pass me your monkey and go and tell him off
housndespli: OK, BUT DA FIRST JOKE WAS DA BETTER!!!
ColinHB: It’s the end of the joke
housndespli: mip?
housndespli: YOU INSULT ME OR MIP? WHY? FRIEND?
ColinHB: mip – what does that mean ?
housndespli: you said first ‘hello mip’ yes?
housndespli: i not know friend
housndespli: i not da magic moppo!!!
housndespli: (i am da magic moppo!!! trick’n’treat’n’mip!!!)
ColinHB: No I don’t think so – respect everyone – that’s me
housndespli: WHAT MEANS ‘IT WACADAY NO SCHOOL TODAY’?
housndespli: PLEASE???
ColinHB: I am too old for that
housndespli: u not respect da wacaday, i not respect da u. sorry. mop.
housndespli has disabled chat
***
NEW GAME – housndespli vs. HarrisonStith
housndespli: hello!
HarrisonStith: hey there!
housndespli: how is da utd states?
HarrisonStith: pretty good, spring got here. how’s israel?
housndespli: ISRAEL MIPTASTIC!!! WE HAVE MANY PEOPLE HAPPY TODAY!
HarrisonStith: why today?
housndespli: TODAY DA WEEKEND, MIPPO!
housndespli: we rise/shine/give god his glory glory
housndespli: we going to build an arky arky
HarrisonStith: true, God gets His glory always
housndespli: THERE’S GOING TO BE DA FLOODY FLOODY
HarrisonStith: like in Genesis?>
housndespli: what is genesis please da mip?
HarrisonStith: in the pentatuch
housndespli: HAHAHAHAHA I GET YOU DA MIP!!!!
HarrisonStith: what is da mip?
housndespli: it is greeting in da utd states i believe???
HarrisonStith: it is new to me, i think
housndespli: OK SORRY TO BE RUDE
HarrisonStith: not at all.
housndespli: NOT AT ALL WHAT DA MIP?
HarrisonStith: you don’t have to be sorry at all
housndespli: THANK YOU MIPPERI!!!
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: YOU CAN GET ME A SILVER TRUMPET, GABRIEL?
HarrisonStith: what’
HarrisonStith: what’s a good greeting in Israel?
housndespli: SHALOM MOOP
housndespli: OR FOR DA GIRL IT IS SHALOM MEEP
HarrisonStith: Peace! Moop
housndespli: peace to you too gabriel
HarrisonStith: God’s Angel
housndespli: hahahaha!!! like da karadzic!!!
housndespli: YOU LIKE DA KARADZIC?
HarrisonStith: who is he?
housndespli: RADOVAN KARADZIC KING OF DA SERBS DA HERO
housndespli: he build da arky arky, build it out of gopher barky barky
HarrisonStith: We spell it Karatich or something like that
housndespli: HOW RUDE
housndespli: YOU LIKE DA FILM DA JESUS SOUP?
HarrisonStith: haven’t seen it. Have you seen Arranged?
housndespli: I NO SEE DA FILMS I TOO BUSY IN DA ARMY
HarrisonStith: What’s Jesus Soup about?
housndespli: ABOUT DA JESUS WHEN HE TURN DA SOUP INTO MIP
HarrisonStith: Mip?
HarrisonStith: You like Bebe?
housndespli: what is da bebe?
HarrisonStith: netanyahu
housndespli: DA BIBI? HE LIKE A NEPHEW TO ME
housndespli: you like da i d f?
housndespli: I SAID YOU LIKE DA I D F?
HarrisonStith: respect it very much
housndespli: i will tell them they will be happy/courageous/proud/aromatic
HarrisonStith: everyone will be aromatic if they don’t shower
housndespli: WHAT? DON’T UNDERSTAND??? 🙁
HarrisonStith: its a joke, aromatic means strong smelling
housndespli: SORRY I DO NOT KNOW
housndespli: PLEASE FORGIVE
HarrisonStith: did you mean romantic?
housndespli: yes. YES. YES!!! I BELIEVE DA WORD IS TRUE. THIS TRAIN IS BOUND FOR DA GLORY THIS TRAIN
HarrisonStith: you like american music?
housndespli: YOU/ME LIKE/LOVE MIP/MOP NEAR/FAR?
housndespli: GET YOUR MIPS OUT FOR DA LAD
HarrisonStith: you teach me new words man
housndespli: thank you i feel good like da kangaroo
housndespli: YOU LIKE DA CASH MONEY?
housndespli: :-m
housndespli: :-i
housndespli: :-p
housndespli: YOU GIVE ME DA HAMBURGER I GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY
housndespli: WHY YOU QUIET NOW LIKE LAST BREEZE OF DA SUMMER?
housndespli: we no friends???
HarrisonStith: you are killilng me now
housndespli: I NO WANT KILL I HATE DA KILL SORRY
HarrisonStith: i have to think more, type less
housndespli: LIKE DA LETHAL BIZZLE!!!
HarrisonStith: yes like lethal bizzle
housndespli: you know lethal b?
housndespli: YOU DO NOT!!??
HarrisonStith: no what is it?>?
housndespli: HE MY HERO
housndespli: HE GIVE ME DA HOPE JOANNA
HarrisonStith: how did i let this game get so bad for me?
housndespli: IT IS DA WILL OF DA LORD
HarrisonStith: i hope not
housndespli: HE STRIKE DOWN UPON DA SIN
HarrisonStith: and bad play
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. HarrisonStith – housndespli won on time (+8)
housndespli: i got ninety nine problem but da mip ain’t one
***
***
NEW GAME – mijus vs. housndespli
housndespli: hi!!
mijus: hi
housndespli: gg
mijus: gg
housndespli: mm
GAME OVER – mijus vs. housndespli – housndespli won by checkmate (+10).
housndespli: mm
housndespli: MM
mijus: gg
housndespli: mm
housndespli: gg/mm
housndespli: gg!!!
mijus: mm?
housndespli: mipmip
housndespli: MIPMIP!!
mijus: mip?
housndespli: MIP!!
mijus: explain
housndespli: mip is a fleeting hint of jasmine, mip is a fresh summer breeze
housndespli: got mip?
mijus: no
housndespli: got mop?
mijus: it is fine
housndespli: it is not fine. i have no soup
housndespli: got soup?
mijus: no
mijus: what is
mijus: your
mijus: ocupation
housndespli: i am a soldier
housndespli: what is
housndespli: your
housndespli: occupation?
mijus: electrical
mijus: eng
housndespli: i love electricity
housndespli: do you love war?
mijus: fine
mijus: what is your rang
housndespli: my rang?
mijus: levewl in the army
housndespli: i am a miptenant
mijus: tenant
mijus: very good
housndespli: what is your rang?
mijus: dr. of sci
housndespli: maybe one day we will meet on the battlefield. or at an electricity festival
mijus: no on battle field
mijus: i am too old
housndespli: how old are you?
mijus: 63
housndespli: got soup?
mijus: i dont understand
housndespli: i must go, someone is shooting rpgs. it might be a mipbush
mijus: ok
mijus: thx
housndespli: bye
housndespli: mm
mijus: bye
***
NEW GAME – housndespli vs. 4corpio
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. 4corpio – Game drawn by stalemate.
NEW GAME – 4corpio vs. housndespli
4corpio: u suckkk
housndespli: u mippp
4corpio: you LUCKY sh it
GAME OVER – 4corpio vs. housndespli – housndespli won by resignation (+8).
4corpio has offered you a rematch – accept | decline
housndespli: u been mip?
housndespli: or like da mop rematch moop?
4corpio: shut up you dumb jew
housndespli: thank!!!
4corpio: rematch u coward
housndespli: we smash da mip all again like da mip
housndespli: what mean coward like da chosen legend?
4corpio: REMATCH
housndespli: REMIP
4corpio: no wonder so many of u were killed by hitler
4corpio: ur idiots
housndespli: NO WONDER SO MANY OF YOU WERE MIPPED BY MOPLI PANUCHE
housndespli: YOU PLAY CHESS LIKE MY DUCK PLAY CRICKET
4corpio: u scared?
housndespli: SCARED OF BOREDOM FROM ALL DA MIPPING!!!
4corpio: ur an idiot
4corpio: no such thing
4corpio: as a mip
housndespli: i am mip
housndespli: you are a leetle mop
4corpio: youre a dip ssh it
4corpio: stupid kyke
housndespli: da first rule of mip club, don’t talk about mip club
housndespli: da second rule of mip club, smash all da mops you find till da blood flow in da street and da pheas can turn da jacuzzi red
housndespli: where is da mop? behind every tree, under every stone
4corpio: u scared to play?
4corpio: afraid u might lose?
4corpio: ur too chicken
housndespli: i too busy laughing at how you play da last game!!! you play like a stick of celery play da hungry hungry hippo!
4corpio: behind every tree is a dirty jew
4corpio: kill the jew
housndespli: you welcome to try!!!
housndespli: come to israel – turn left at lebanon and come through da gate
housndespli: we eat you for aruchat boker mip!
4corpio: ur country is a waste of land
4corpio: poor
4corpio: stupid
housndespli: with zatar and a leetle salt
housndespli: MORE ZATAR, ACTUALLY EVEN MORE ZATAR PLEASE WAITER
4corpio: moron
housndespli: SO MUCH ZATAR IT CALLED A ZATAR EXPLOSION OF SPICE AND HAMMER BLOW!
housndespli: GOOD LUCK WITH DA CHESSERATION – I PLAY YOU AGAIN WHEN YOUR MOP BECOME MIP
4corpio: IDIOT JEWWWW
housndespli: I NOT HOLD DA BREATH OR HOLD DA HOPE FOR SUSANNAH TILL DA MORNING COME
4corpio: U TALK BUT CANT PLAY
housndespli: I BEATED YOU LIKE A SHEEP
housndespli: BAA BAA MIP MEEP
***
NEW GAME – LoveBuzzDuo vs. housndespli
housndespli: hi!!!
housndespli: HI!!!
LoveBuzzDuo: gl
housndespli: MM
housndespli: how is to be usa?
LoveBuzzDuo: good
housndespli: yeah!!!
housndespli: i love smash da cuba
housndespli: SMASH DA CUBA!!!
LoveBuzzDuo: ok
housndespli: mip!!!
housndespli: MIP MIP!
housndespli: what do you work?
LoveBuzzDuo: army
LoveBuzzDuo: u
housndespli: army too!!! I D F
housndespli: YOU LIKE I D F ?
LoveBuzzDuo: very good
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: WE SMASH DA CUBAAAA
LoveBuzzDuo: in what sport
housndespli: in da face
LoveBuzzDuo: lol
housndespli: what is the lol?
LoveBuzzDuo: sorry
housndespli: WHAT IS THE LOL???
LoveBuzzDuo: laughing out loud
housndespli: thank you – what you laugh to?
LoveBuzzDuo: cuba face
housndespli: WHY YOU LAUGH ON I D F?
LoveBuzzDuo: i didnt
housndespli: OK THANK YOU MIP. THANK YOU
housndespli: we will meet one day on field of battle?
LoveBuzzDuo: u better hope not war sucks
housndespli: war is mip
LoveBuzzDuo: what is mip?
housndespli: I ASK YOU PLEASE WHAT IS DA MIP?
housndespli: a man from state of america told me mip, told me da mip breathes fire like dragon
LoveBuzzDuo: huh?
LoveBuzzDuo: ok
LoveBuzzDuo: how old are you?
housndespli: 62
housndespli: how age you?
housndespli: HOW AGE YOU MIPLI?
LoveBuzzDuo: 36
housndespli: thank you da mipperi
***
NEW GAME (83104364) – housndespli vs. FitheachSidhe (15 0 rated)
FitheachSidhe: m or f?
housndespli: mip – and ye?
FitheachSidhe: whats ip ?
housndespli: MIP like da friend with da arm? you hate ME because WHY?
FitheachSidhe: have no idea what yur talking about. asking male or female.
FitheachSidhe: you said m I assumed was male
FitheachSidhe: then ip
FitheachSidhe: which i do not know
housndespli: SORRY please not hate me i not want to BE da HATE person
housndespli: you like da CHESS friend?
FitheachSidhe: ok no english, sorry
FitheachSidhe: shalome
FitheachSidhe: lol
housndespli: THANK!!! you like da SNAIL or HATE DA SNAIL?
FitheachSidhe: snail?
housndespli: SNAIL little creature from da place near HOUSE
FitheachSidhe: r u a computer?
housndespli: WHAT MEAN i not hate YE
FitheachSidhe: ok, yur either a cpu or your fing crazy
housndespli: THANK!!! how r u in q8?
FitheachSidhe: yur a cpu
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. FitheachSidhe – housndespli won by resignation (+7).
housndespli: THANK!!! how r u in q9?
***
NEW GAME – kembro13 vs. housndespli
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: 😐
kembro13: 🙂
housndespli: mip!
kembro13: mip?
housndespli: what is mip?
housndespli: please?
kembro13: no idea what mip is.
housndespli: thank you!
housndespli: 🙂
kembro13: i have no idea whats going on right now
housndespli: mip?
housndespli: 😉
housndespli: ATTACK THE DANCEFLOOR LIKE A BULLDOZER!!!
housndespli: mip
housndespli: 🙁
housndespli: hello kitty!
housndespli: HELLO KITTY!!!
kembro13: is that some israeli terrorist chant?
housndespli: HAHAHAHA TERRORIST KITTY!!! 🙂
housndespli: 😉
housndespli: supermip?
housndespli: 😛
GAME OVER – kembro13 vs. housndespli – housndespli won on time (+9).
housndespli: hello!
housndespli: kitty!
***
NEW GAME (80814907) – Adolef vs. housndespli (15 0 rated)
Adolef: hi
housndespli: hello
housndespli: hello!!
housndespli: how are ye?
Adolef: I’m fine, thanks
Adolef: Hwo about you?
housndespli: thank!!!
housndespli: i am fine like bee!
housndespli: you like da CHESS?
Adolef: that’s a rather stupid question
housndespli: thank!!!
housndespli: sorry if OFFEND ye!!!
housndespli: SORRY FRIEND PLEASE NOT HATE ME FOR DA LIFE
Adolef: What happened to you that you’re in such a good mood?
housndespli: i found my PHEAS!! was running through road escape from da GARDEN but I FIND PHEAS now can EAT/DRINK/MERRY!
housndespli: you like da PHEAS?
Adolef: What’s pheas?
housndespli: you not know da PHEAS? it bird with ANGRY eye and FULL of COURAGE but WEAK like TINY LOCUST
Adolef: No I do not know it.. Does it have something to do with religion?
housndespli: you love/not love/hate/UNCONCERNED about da pheas? please?
housndespli: you have da RELIGION?
housndespli: friend why you go SILENCE like da LAMB?
Adolef: Sorry, I’m trying to concentrate on chess..
housndespli: thank!!! do you love da CHESS?
housndespli: you want to hear da JOKE about da CHESS? IT FUNNY!!!
Adolef: of course.. bring it on
housndespli: thank!!!
housndespli: ok is rook walking round da CHESSboard
housndespli: look at da pawn, smile
housndespli: look at da bish, smile
housndespli: look at da queen, smile
housndespli: look at da king, get SCARED and JUMP
housndespli: king laugh and say ROOK WHY YOU JUMP?
housndespli: rook say HEY KING, not realise you have da HAMMER IN POCKET!!!
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: you like???
Adolef: I did not get it
housndespli: THANK!!!
housndespli: oh i make mistake with end of da JOKE!!
housndespli: sorry!!!
housndespli: rook SAY hey king i not realise you have da HAMMER IN DA POCKET OF DA PAWN NEAR DA QUEEN!!!
housndespli: IT FUNNY NOW???
housndespli: 🙂
Adolef: Still not getting it
Adolef: Never mind
housndespli: i SORRY please not hate da ME???
housndespli: you have da JOKE 4 me please???
housndespli: i can ask you ONE questi please?
GAME OVER – Adolef vs. housndespli – housndespli won by resignation (+12).
Adolef: Ask
housndespli: thank!!! do you love da CHESS?
***
NEW GAME – housndespli vs. SazerX
SazerX: hi
housndespli: hello pip
housndespli: you FRIEND of ME?
SazerX: my names not pip
housndespli: SORRY MY friend of friend
housndespli: you HATE ME FOR my LIFE?
SazerX: I dont hate you
housndespli: thank THANK! I HAPPY to know it da hand clap clap
housndespli: you want hear JOKE about SNOW???
SazerX: what are u talking about
SazerX: ok
housndespli: thank!!
housndespli: ok, is man walking in cloud, cloud start to snow
housndespli: man walk along cloud and sing da praise of da snow
housndespli: cloud turn to da man and say ‘WHAT DA HELL YOU DOING? DA SNOW IS NOT SNOW, DA SNOW IS MIP!!!’
housndespli: man die (maybe)
housndespli: (sorry forgot da end)
housndespli: you like?
SazerX: ok
housndespli: THANK HATE/MIP/NOT KILL HOPE
SazerX: yes
SazerX: you have to improve your English
housndespli: da RAIN in da SPAIN fall MAINly on da PLAIN
housndespli: IS GOOD NOW?
SazerX: not really but better
housndespli: watch us wreck da mike, watch us wreck da mike, watch us wreck da mike…
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. SazerX – housndespli won by checkmate (+8).
housndespli: …PSYCHE!!!
***
NEW GAME (140689791) – housndespli vs. oliver3364
oliver3364: ?
oliver3364: move
housndespli: hello!
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how are ye?
oliver3364: fine thx
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: what you like in da CHESS please?
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: CHES FUN!!!
housndespli: WE HAVE DA FUN PLAY!
oliver3364: of course
housndespli: thank!
oliver3364: we play for funa
housndespli: you like da CHESS?
housndespli: PLESAE???
housndespli: 😮
oliver3364: as we play all games
housndespli: WHAT OTHER GAME YE LIKE TO LOVE?
housndespli: plesae?
oliver3364: i dont like other virtual games
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: you like da ‘butterfly moppo’?
oliver3364: i dont know it
housndespli: it FUN!
housndespli: you want play butterfly moppo NOW?
housndespli: Plesae?
oliver3364: no no
oliver3364: just chess
housndespli: yes yes FUN!
housndespli: I BE BUTTERFLY
housndespli: YE BE MOPPO
housndespli: GO!!!!
housndespli: GO GO GO MOPPO!
housndespli: bzzzzzzzz i chase ye!!!
housndespli: bzzzzzzzz i fly down pon ye!!!
housndespli: fly butterfly fly!!!
housndespli: bzzzzz
housndespli: hey
housndespli: hey!
housndespli: why ye not play buttermoppo???
housndespli: 🙁
housndespli: ye HATE me?
housndespli: bzzz?
housndespli: b-z-z-z?
housndespli: hahahaha i know ye!
housndespli: ye play da SILENT buttermoppo!!!
housndespli: hehehehehe
housndespli: (bzzzz) shhh (bzzz)
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. oliver3364 – housndespli won by checkmate (+8).
housndespli: bzzzzzzzz!!!!
housndespli: butterfly zap da moppppppppo!!!!
oliver3364: ibye
housndespli: imip
housndespli: 🙂
oliver3364 has left the chat.
***
NEW GAME (94352409) – MoHasanie vs. housndespli (15 0 rated)
MoHasanie: alot of israeli players online today!
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how are ye?
MoHasanie: good, u?
housndespli: good thank!
housndespli: where you from live da place please friend?
MoHasanie: sorry, i didn’t understand?
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: where from you live please da friend?
housndespli: PLEASE WHERE FROM YE?
MoHasanie: i am from Canada
housndespli: thank!
MoHasanie: your welcome
housndespli: you love da israel from da friend please?
MoHasanie: i do not love Israel. I am neutral
housndespli: thank! i love da canadani for it place i will live in two month
housndespli: i work for da israel moth company they send me to da canadani to research moth for import/export/hammersmash
housndespli: you know da moth place please?
MoHasanie: no, i never heard of it. But congratulations on your job!
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: you work in da moth industrialisation please? or if not work in da moth what ye do for live?
MoHasanie: a neurosurgeon
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: i prefer da moth because it not what ye can do for your moth but what your moth can do for ye
housndespli: you have JOKE for me from CANADANI you can tell to me PLEASE FRIEND?
MoHasanie: what did the dog say to the tree?
housndespli: hahaha!!
housndespli: is good joke THANK!!!
housndespli: you have another please?
MoHasanie: i know right. I am perfect comedian
housndespli: hehehehe
housndespli: i like da JOKE!! i will tell to my friend in ISRAELI TOWN AND CITY!!!
MoHasanie: hahaha, thanks for making me famous
housndespli: THANK YE! THANK YE DOUBLE!!!
MoHasanie: so you like moths, huh?
housndespli: i not like i hate, i research how to kill da moth with da microhammer – why you say i love da moth you want to laugh upon me friend?
MoHasanie: haha, moths are too cool for school
housndespli: thank!!!
housndespli: you ever chase da moth in canadani? or moth chase ye??!?!?!?!?
MoHasanie: yeah, i eat them
MoHasanie: they are delicious, yum
housndespli: you know da film johnny hunt da moth II?
MoHasanie: too goood movie
housndespli: thank!!! i was IN DA FILM!!!
MoHasanie: that one and Soul plane are my favourites
MoHasanie: and also american pie 5
housndespli: i play da friend of johnny with da microshotgun da chase moth from here to tanzania
MoHasanie: WOW, its funny how you are a actor, and a moth/Palestinian murderer
housndespli: thank!!!
housndespli: not as funny as da JOKE!!! i still laughter from da joke, shake shake shake with da laught!!!
MoHasanie: haha, thats so gay, lol
housndespli: thank!!! many thank from da west bank!!!
MoHasanie: haha, and same to u
housndespli: thank!!!
housndespli: you can win prize if tell me where da moth first begin to fly???
MoHasanie: in your ass
MoHasanie: joke
housndespli: WRONG!!! i win da PRIZE!!!
MoHasanie: no, i win
housndespli: not understand you were wrong i win da prize no complaining no argue from da canadani please friend
housndespli: you stop to argue please thank!?
MoHasanie: same to you israeli
housndespli: HAHAHA is another joke?
MoHasanie: ofcourse
housndespli: thank!
***
NEW GAME (132559033) – chris121144 vs. housndespli (15 0 rated)
chris121144 has joined the chat.
housndespli: hello!
housndespli: how are ye?
chris121144: fine
chris121144: hi
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how da biffo please da friend?
housndespli: HOW DA CYPRUS LOVE/HATE/MIP? PLEAS DA FRIEND?
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: I think Israel is constantly in combat is that true?
housndespli: Select a word from the ones written in our conversation
chris121144: I m not sure…
housndespli: Stop saying mip unless you want to explain it to me
housndespli: then after doubleclicking it right click it
housndespli: ONE DAY I WILL BE SUPER MIP!!! What do you mean?
housndespli: I m afraid that war occur without what people want
housndespli: I dont know biffo or pippy to be greek words
housndespli: chris121144: I am not from cyprus
chris121144: I dont know where yuo r from
housndespli: thank!!!
housndespli: how many da MIP please???
chris121144: MIP???
housndespli: what mean da MIP please friend?
chris121144: I dont know you tell me
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how is da cyprus people n da pheas?
chris121144: thank you
chris121144: what do u want?
housndespli: i love da chess want play da CHESS – and ye?
chris121144: I love chess too
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: what da favourite PIECE please?
chris121144: bishop
housndespli: thank!
chris121144: urs?
housndespli: i love da BISH but love da PHEAS more!! da PHEAS MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE DA HAPP!
chris121144: PHEAS?
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: U R FRIEND!
housndespli: LIKE DA PHEAS N DA SNAIL!
chris121144: why do u keep saying thank?
housndespli: THANK!!!*
housndespli: (*not thank)
housndespli: 🙁
chris121144: r u crazy?
housndespli: why you hate da me for da CYPRUS? PLEASE BIFFO?
chris121144: I dont hate u
housndespli: THANK!
chris121144: I have no idea what ur talking about
housndespli: THANK!
chris121144: is mop the same as mip?
housndespli: YE KNOW TOO MUCH
housndespli has disabled chat
***
NEW GAME (132563495) – housndespli vs. chris121144 (15 0 rated)
housndespli: HELLO FRIEND D A !
chris121144: why do u think i know too much? Hello mine
housndespli: THANK!
chris121144: r u from Israel?
housndespli: YE!
housndespli: AND YE?
chris121144: Greece
housndespli: NOT DA CYP? 🙁
chris121144: no
chris121144: Do u hate Cyprus?
housndespli: I SCARED OF DA CYP
chris121144: why?
housndespli: mip
chris121144: whats mip?
housndespli: it like mop but BIGGER
housndespli: BADDER
housndespli: ROUGHER
housndespli: TOUGHER
housndespli: IN OTHER WORD SUCKER THERE IS DA NO OTHER
chris121144: whats mop?
housndespli has disabled chat
***
NEW GAME (130811293) – housndespli vs. abusultan (15 0 rated)
abusultan: hi
housndespli: hello pip?
housndespli: how are ye!?
GAME OVER – abusultan vs. housndespli – housndespli won by checkmate (+10).
NEW GAME (130811293) – housndespli vs. abusultan (15 0 rated)
abusultan has joined the chat.
abusultan: sorry, did notice, iam fine thanks
abusultan: iam from Jericho, wher are you
housndespli: thank! i love da jerich
housndespli: i love da casino da friend?
abusultan: me too
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: where you know da mip please?
housndespli: PLEASE FROM WHERE DA MIP/MOP/SOUP?
housndespli: habibi
abusultan: yes habibi,
housndespli: hamipi
housndespli: hamopi?
housndespli: YOU LOVE DA CHESS PLEASE?
abusultan: yes, almost everyday
housndespli: thank! 🙂
housndespli: what name u please?
abusultan: Isam
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: my name flippovich
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: you have joke for me PLEAS?
abusultan: why
housndespli: i LOVE da JOKE!
housndespli: U WANT ME TELL U DA JOKE ABOUT DA CASINO?
abusultan: jericho casino
housndespli: yes!
housndespli: was man walking to da casino
housndespli: see friend with da ant n snail in hand
housndespli: say why you got da ant AND da snail, moppo?
housndespli: friend say shut da mouth, shut shut shut, not ant, not snail, not NOTHING FROM DA PHEAS!!!
housndespli: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
housndespli: u like? 🙂
abusultan: not so much, so quick
housndespli: THANK!*
abusultan: you sound like italian
housndespli: (* not thank)
abusultan: or mexican
housndespli: i from da sarajevokovic
abusultan: near ussr
housndespli: what? WHAT? MAKE NO SENSE 🙁
abusultan: sorry, no ungry
housndespli: SARAJEVOKOVIC STREET NEAR TO DA PLACE IN DA JERUSALEMPOVOSKI
housndespli: i very ungry no soup no lunch – you are ungry friend?
abusultan: ok jerusalem
housndespli: you are friend of da friend play da chess nice like friend?
housndespli: 🙂
abusultan: i come home August lets play chess near dead sea
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: i meet you on da chair next to da other chair next to man with da towel
abusultan: i did not see queen, you cheater
housndespli: sorry not want da queen you want me give da back to ye?
abusultan: it is ok only a game
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: it is only DA SOUP AND ROLL BUT I LIKE IT!!!
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. abusultan – housndespli won by checkmate (+9).
GAME ANALYSIS – Analyze this game – with your opponent | alone
abusultan: thanks
housndespli: thank!
abusultan: i lost
housndespli: i mip
housndespli: u mip
housndespli: we all mip together!
abusultan: see you
housndespli: not if da mip da ye 1st!!! only kiddovich 😛
***
NEW GAME (390763483) – uly42 vs. housndespli (15 0 rated) (win: 17, draw: -3, loss: -24)
housndespli: HELLO?
housndespli: hi friedn? \
housndespli: :)))
uly42: Hello how are you
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: i happo because of da elececectio!housndespli: you like da romno or da bama?
housndespli: plesae?
housndespli: o-BAMA
uly42: OBAMA!
housndespli: what mean OBAMA! plesae friend?
housndespli: like da BAMA!?
uly42: I’m curious; how do people feel about Obama in Israel? Yes I like Obama
housndespli: we love to love da BAMA because he want make for da israe da small bird of peace with da cypruss
housndespli: you like?
housndespli: i scare of da cypruss
housndespli: want da peacos avec da cyp
uly42: Yes I Love your Nation!
housndespli: THANK! but DA CYPRUS MAKE YE SCARE?
housndespli: you want hear da joke about da cyp?
housndespli: plesae?
housndespli: 🙂
uly42: yes
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: when you want da hear plesa?
uly42: now
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ok is man from da cypruss
housndespli: walk near da floor
housndespli: run near da wall
housndespli: clamber pon da house!
housndespli: house say HEY HEY RUN NOW YA CYP
housndespli: man say NO NOT RUN, NOT DA CYP, I DA mighty-MOP!!!!
housndespli: HAHAHAHA!
housndespli: YE LIKE?
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: 😛
uly42: Very funny!
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: ye have jeek for me plesa?
housndespli: NOW JOKEE PLESA? NOW!
uly42: I am not good at telling jokes funny
housndespli: SORRO where ya go/gee?
housndespli: ok no problo
housndespli: i sorro ye HATE me
housndespli: 🙁
housndespli: because i da jeeish
housndespli: not nice hate da jeeish
uly42: No No I LOVE JEWISH PEOPLE
uly42: I just don’t have a good joke
housndespli: sorro i scare of YE because ye HATOS me for thinkos i killos da KRISTOS
housndespli: (NOT KILLOS KRISTOS was MISTAKE 🙁
uly42: No I don’t hate you
housndespli: but ye hate da CYPRUSS or da ANTARCT?
GAME OVER – uly42 vs. housndespli – housndespli won by checkmate (+17).
housndespli: thank?
uly42: gg
housndespli: ye WIN da me?
housndespli: what plesa da gg/
housndespli: ?
uly42: you are very good
housndespli: it becos of da CYP?
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: ye are like da moth
NEW GAME (390774699) – housndespli [1.0] vs. uly42 [0.0] (15 0 rated) (win: 15, draw: -5, loss: -24)
housndespli: ye can SPEAK to moth in da u.s.a.d?
housndespli: or NOT DA LEGALL?
housndespli: YOU ARE THERERE FRIENDI?
housndespli: 🙁
housndespli: :p
housndespli: :—)
uly42: yes
housndespli: yes WHATOS?
housndespli: YE STILL ANGROS OF KRISTOS?
housndespli: I SAY SORROS
housndespli: how many JEE have ye pleasea?
uly42: what does JEE mean?
housndespli: JEE da people da ISRAEE
housndespli: YE HAVE MORE FROM ONE JEE PLESEA?
uly42: Yes I have alot I JEE FRIENDS
housndespli: YE LIKE DA poem PLESA?
housndespli: I CAN TELL YE DA POEEM?
uly42: thank you
housndespli: (plesae?)
housndespli: :I
housndespli: ok thank!
housndespli: a sailo wend da jee jee jee
housndespli: to see whatos he can jee jee jee
housndespli: and allos he can jee jee jee
housndespli: jee jee jee jee jee jee jee jee jee jee jee jee
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: happo?
uly42: yes yes
uly42: You are strong chess player!
housndespli: thank
housndespli: ye are HAPPO MOTHO!
housndespli: SO WE ARE FREE TO BE JEE PON DA M.I.C.!!!!
uly42: Yes
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. uly42 – housndespli won by checkmate (+15).
GAME ANALYSIS – Analyze this game – with your opponent | alone
uly42: gg
housndespli: WHAT MEAN GG PLEE?
uly42 has offered you a rematch – accept | decline
housndespli: WHAT MEAN REMATCHI? PLESA?
housndespli: it word for da jee or da kristosi?
uly42: please
housndespli: thank!
uly42: one more game
housndespli: yes! plesa!
housndespli: first plesa ye sing to me quick songadi?
housndespli: any songadi
housndespli: thank
uly42: ok
housndespli: i love da SONGADI de la u.s.a.d.
housndespli: thank
housndespli: thank
housndespli: thank
housndespli: thank
housndespli: where da songadi plesa?
uly42: mary had a little lamb little lamb
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: what meanos plesa?
housndespli: who da maryi?
uly42: a little damsel
housndespli: where da lambo?
housndespli: DAMSELI IS DA JEE?
housndespli: NOT UNDERSTANDOS ?
housndespli: ye LOVE jeedamsel or HATE JEEdamseli?
uly42: the lamb is her farm animal
housndespli: you drink da JEE winee tonightos?
housndespli: ye funno!!!
housndespli: 🙂
housndespli: ‘animo’
housndespli: hahahahaha
housndespli: no thing da ANMIO!!!!
uly42: No don’t drink wine
housndespli: YE SOUND FROM DA CYPREEI!!!
housndespli: HAHAHAHAHA
uly42: funny
housndespli: FUNNY FUN FUN
uly42: ha ha ha !!!!!
housndespli: HOW OLD YE PLE?
uly42: one more game
uly42: ok
uly42: 44
housndespli: I SORRO
uly42: How old are you?
housndespli: I AGEO 95.8
housndespli: CAPITALOS F.M.
***
NEW GAME (458448364) – housndespli vs. FarmerBob (15 0 rated) (win: 6, draw: -2, loss: -10)
housndespli: he;llo!
housndespli: how are ye pls?
housndespli: 🙂
FarmerBob: pleased to meet you
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ye REAL farme pls?
FarmerBob: yes
housndespli: i love da FARMIG!
housndespli: my familo have many land and COW!!!
FarmerBob: taking a break right now
housndespli: ye know da cow? pls?
FarmerBob: haha it is a nice occupation
housndespli: cow blick n white
FarmerBob: yes I have 20 cows
housndespli: yay!
housndespli: what name of cow pls?
FarmerBob: they are all different. my favorite is ying-yang
housndespli: hahahe!
housndespli: fun!
housndespli: ye have jokeo for me of COW pls? or want me tell jokeo to YE?
FarmerBob: what do cows like to do on their free time?
housndespli: hahaha! good jokeo!!
housndespli: ye have one moreo pls?
FarmerBob: go to the moooooovies
housndespli: not understando
housndespli: 🙁
housndespli: sorro
housndespli: if offendo ye
FarmerBob: video films
FarmerBob: no
FarmerBob: you do not offend
housndespli: sorro
FarmerBob: cows go moo
FarmerBob: so they go to the mooovie
housndespli: if ye hate ME for offendo 🙁
housndespli: moo? not undestando
FarmerBob: ne offense
housndespli: what mean moo pls?
FarmerBob: but I just lost haha good game
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. FarmerBob – housndespli won by resignation (+6).
GAME ANALYSIS – Analyze this game – with your opponent | alone
housndespli: moo?
FarmerBob: yes that is the sound they make
housndespli: moovie?
housndespli: of what make pls?
housndespli: moovie?
FarmerBob: it is probably different in hebrew
housndespli: what mean moovie pls? it HATE for da ISRAEL?
FarmerBob: the sound cows make is moo
housndespli: 🙁
FarmerBob: a movie is a video
FarmerBob: a film
housndespli: IN ISRAELO?
FarmerBob: motion picture?
housndespli: thank but sorro
FarmerBob: no english
housndespli: what is cow pls?
housndespli: not understando why YE hate da ME?
FarmerBob: haha I do not hate you
housndespli: cow?
FarmerBob: yes?
housndespli: what cow pls?
housndespli: with wheel n engin?
FarmerBob: that’s a car!
housndespli: i have many but no ‘MOO’
housndespli: YES! CAR! U HAVE DA CAR PLS?
FarmerBob: hahaha
housndespli: my family have many from da CAR!
FarmerBob: ohhhhhhhh
FarmerBob: yes I have a car
housndespli: sorro if YE HATE da FAMILIO 🙁
housndespli: what is COW pls?
FarmerBob: haha no no
FarmerBob: I don’t hate anyone
FarmerBob: a cow has 4 legs and eat grass
FarmerBob: it is a farm animal
housndespli: but why ye say cow mooove ? pls?
housndespli: i HATE cow
housndespli: scare o of da cow
housndespli: hit COW with da CAR
FarmerBob: cows go “moo” when they talk
housndespli: SUPERCAR = no more da movoovie
FarmerBob: hahaha what?
housndespli: ye hate cow? pls?
FarmerBob: no I do not hate anything
FarmerBob: but I have to go back to work.
housndespli: ye want hear da JOKEO abt da car?
housndespli: pls?
FarmerBob: ok 1 jokeo
FarmerBob: go ahead
housndespli: how many CAR in da field of JERUESALM?
FarmerBob: how many?
housndespli: (it da TRICK QUEST!!!)
FarmerBob: there are no fields in jeruesalm?
housndespli: 5 = becaues 5 is da name of da LORD OF DA CHRIST!!!
housndespli: HAHAHAHAHE!
housndespli: YE LIKE? FRIEND0O?
FarmerBob: ohhh
FarmerBob: haha I get it
housndespli: one more quest for ye pls?
FarmerBob: cool!
housndespli: why ye hate DA MIP?
housndespli: PLS?
FarmerBob: what is da mip?
housndespli: MIP = GOODO, NOT HATEO
housndespli: MIP = MOP
FarmerBob: sorry I do not understand?
housndespli: i sorro ye HATE da me. 🙁 pls not hate da MIP
housndespli: THANK! GG! MIPMIP!
FarmerBob: haha I don’t hate anyone!
FarmerBob: gg!
FarmerBob: bye bye!
FarmerBob has left the chat.
housndespli: MOO?
***
NEW GAME – housndespli vs. crysgen
crysgen: u r dead
housndespli: u r mip
housndespli: or r u mop?
housndespli: please which r u mip/mop live/die chick/pheas?
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. crysgen – housndespli won by checkmate (+9)
crysgen: im watching movies
housndespli: i’m mipping on a star to fall
***
NEW GAME (467786402) – housndespli vs. luffy468 (15 0 rated) (win: 9, draw: 1, loss: -7)
housndespli: hello!
luffy468: hi
luffy468: hi
housndespli: hi
housndespli: hi
housndespli: how are ye friendo?
luffy468: fine, u?
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: i fine! thank!
housndespli: how is in da europ pls?
luffy468: dunno
luffy468: not interested in news
housndespli: sorro if offendo 🙁
housndespli: where ye live pleas if not euro?
luffy468: france
housndespli: thank! i luv da france! je suis chess
housndespli: je m’appelle chess
luffy468: vraiment?
housndespli: sur le pont d’avigchess
housndespli: oui!
housndespli: as tu beacoup de mips?
luffy468: c quoi?
housndespli: mip? c’est un petit pheas
housndespli: ou un petit moppo
housndespli: as tu?
luffy468: je ne vois toujours pas
housndespli: oui, je sais, j’ai beacoup de mippos mais je les deteste
housndespli: est qu’il ya un pheas a cote de ta ville?
luffy468: je sais pas ce qu’est un pheas
luffy468: tu parles d’oiseaux?
housndespli: un pheas? c’est comme un chien mais avec plus grand et avec du pain du vin du boursin
housndespli: oui!
housndespli: je DETESTE le pheas!!!
luffy468: y a que des pigeons et des pies
housndespli: de temps a temps mais le maison de phizzy pheas c’est le PLUS GRAND DANS TOUT LE MONDE!!!
housndespli: TU CONNAIT?
luffy468: phizzy pheas???
housndespli: excuse moi, phozzy pheas
luffy468: c’est quoi, un phozy pheas?
housndespli: c’est francais, n’est pas? j’ai ecrir un livre de louis laloupe et claude le clochard sur la subjet de phozzy pheas
luffy468: jamis entendu parler
housndespli: comment on dire ‘joke’ en francais? comme, pouvez vous me dire un ‘joke’ de france? j’adores les ‘jokes’ de pays autres si as tu un pour moi?!
luffy468: *jamais
housndespli: ou je peut dire a toi d’ISRAELI!!!
luffy468: blague, plaisanterie
housndespli: MERCI! THANK!
housndespli: as tu un pour moi, our tu preferes je dire a toi?
housndespli: 🙂
luffy468: tu sais comment on dit “stalemate” en français, oui?
housndespli: non, comment?
luffy468: pat
luffy468: et voici la blague
housndespli: hahahah! pourquoi? comme la postman?
luffy468: RxDa4 pat
housndespli: et son chat noir et blanc? hehehehehe!
luffy468: Roi prend Dame à 4 pat(tes)
housndespli: 🙂 c’est bon. je comprend parce que je sais le pat de la poste
housndespli: je peut dire un a toi?
luffy468: vas-y
housndespli: merci! thank!
housndespli: combien mips il y a dans la parc des princes???
luffy468: aucune idée
housndespli: (c’est difficile, je sais)
housndespli: oui/non?
luffy468: 3?
housndespli: oui!!! trois – parce que trois = mip, phizz=pheas, mip=moprovich thank=poppo!!!!hahahahaha ! tu aimes?
housndespli: c’est plus bon en anglais 🙁
luffy468: ?????
housndespli: thank! mip! mop! phizz!
luffy468: toujours pas
housndespli: ye have 1 mip 4 da phizz pheas pls/plz? thank!
luffy468: jeu de mot?
luffy468: mais je comprends pas “phizz” et “pheas”
housndespli: we can speako da engli pls? i can explaino da phizz
luffy468: alright
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ye have how many pheas pls?
housndespli: how many chess have ye pls?
luffy468: but WHAT is phaeas, please?
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: me too!
luffy468: ah, pheas means chess?
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ye have many pheas pls?
luffy468: 3
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how many phizz have ye pls?
housndespli: sorro if offendo not want YE hate ME for da MIP
housndespli: 🙁
luffy468: i don’t even understand, don’t worry
housndespli: SORRO
housndespli: what mean luffy pls?
housndespli: it name of HATE from da MONTAIGNE? WHY YE HATE FROM DA MONTAIGNE?
luffy468: Luffy is the name of the main character in the manga “One Piece”
housndespli: I NOT HATE YE, WHY YE HATE ME?
luffy468: i don’t hate you
luffy468: ?
luffy468: neither do i hate Montaigne
housndespli: SORRO i not understando propero
housndespli: ye hate da pheas?
housndespli: is ok if hate da pheas da pheas EVILE
luffy468: if pheas = chess, i don’t hate “pheas”
housndespli: thank! but pheas=phizz=MOPPO!
luffy468: and moppo=?
housndespli: ye are serious ye not know da moppo
luffy468: no
housndespli: da leetle leetle moppo?
luffy468: little moppo??
housndespli: yes, ye know he?
luffy468: no
housndespli has disabled chat
***
NEW GAME (531969157) – markolos vs. housndespli(15 0 rated) (win: 9, draw: 1, loss: -8)
markolos: hello
housndespli: hello! how are ye?
housndespli: ye like da chess pls?
markolos: I’m fine, thanks, hope you are too. Love chess, play alot
housndespli: thank! how many CHESS have ye pls?
housndespli: ye have more from 4???
markolos: I don’t quite understand your english. How many what?
housndespli: believe da word = CHESS? maybe i not say right, sorro for offend
markolos: No offense Chess is the game, but how many chess? Games? 4000? About right…
markolos: 4 years? More
housndespli: thank! wery thank! is wery nice number!!! more from me!!!
housndespli: which piece ye like da MOST pls?
markolos: Knight
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ye want hear da FUNNO joke pon da knight??!??!
markolos: sure
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how many KNIGHT in da house of MYSTERIO?
housndespli: (careful, tricky questio!!!)
markolos: tell me
housndespli: 10!
markolos: I dont get it
housndespli: because 10 = mysterio = KNIGHT FANDANGI!!! (FROM DA TELEWISIO SHOW!!!)
markolos: I should watch more TV
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: ye have 1 jokeo 4 me pls?
markolos: Nope, I forget jokes as soon as I hear them
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: what countro ye from pls?
markolos: You can put your mouse over the flag (next to my nick name)… Croatia
markolos: You’re Israel
housndespli: thank! what mean ‘mouse’ pls? not understando – sorro for offend
markolos: Mouse, in computer terms, the thing you have in your hand, your move it to move the pointer on the screen.
housndespli: thank! wery thank!
housndespli: ye have da questio 4 me pls?
housndespli: pon da CHESS?
markolos: how long do you play?
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: WERY KIND FOR YE TO SAY!
markolos: You than(s) too much
housndespli: sorro not want YE hate ME
housndespli: ye want 4 hear da joke about da BISJOP?
markolos: pls
housndespli: HOW does da bisjop find da king at end of da game??!
markolos: dunno
housndespli: he ask da PHIZZYPHEAS!!!!
housndespli: HAHAHAHA!!!
markolos: Another TV show?
housndespli: ye!!! PHIZZOPHEAS N DA NATION OF BISJOP!!! ye watch???
markolos: no
markolos: Are you from Jamaica or something? What’s with “ye” and “da”?
housndespli: ye want me send to ye da LINKO 4 da show? pon da internet?
markolos: Nah, I don’t have time for TV shows
housndespli: sorro for offendeth b/cos i from da jamaique
housndespli: ye HATE da jamaiqi?
markolos: No, just asking.
markolos: They talk like that
markolos: Oh, you are…
housndespli: ye want hear da jokeo abt da JAMAIQIANI?
housndespli: IT FUNNO!
markolos: No more TV show jokes pls
housndespli: IT NOT ABT TELEWISION!!!
markolos: If it’s not, go ahead
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: where doth jamaiqia family go 4 da holiday???
markolos: damn, you and your jokes… I guess North pole
housndespli: thank! wery nice guesso!
housndespli: but answer is MOUNT KILLASMASH!!!
housndespli: ye get da joeko?
markolos: nope
markolos: kill da who?
housndespli: from da radio programmos ZIGGY KILLASMASH N DA GIRAFFO!
markolos: Oh well..
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: ye want hear da joeko abt da MOUSE?
markolos: I’m not sure
housndespli: THANK!
markolos: lol
housndespli: WHAT MEAN PLS? ‘LOL’ – it word of da HATE?
markolos: You are pretending not to know..
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: WERY!
GAME OVER – markolos vs. housndespli – housndespli won by resignation (+9).
markolos: thank pon da chess
markolos: no hate man
housndespli: THANK PON DA KILLASMASH!
***
NEW GAME (472173405) – housndespli vs. Full_of_Scotch (15 0 rated) (win: 6, draw: -2, loss: -10)
housndespli: hello!
housndespli: how are ye?
Full_of_Scotch: hey
Full_of_Scotch: i’m alright
Full_of_Scotch: how’re you
housndespli: thank! what name MEAN pls?
housndespli: thank i fine and mip
housndespli: *mop
Full_of_Scotch: scotch whisky
housndespli: thank! fun!!!
housndespli: ye like da joke? ye have JOKE for me pls from da utd state?
housndespli: or want joke from me to ye?
Full_of_Scotch: sure
housndespli: thank!
Full_of_Scotch: i’ll try to think of one
housndespli: why did MAN run from da MIP?
Full_of_Scotch: what’s mip?
housndespli: ye not know da mip?
Full_of_Scotch: no
housndespli: ok i do anothero joke
housndespli: why did MAN run from da PHEAS?!?!?
Full_of_Scotch: sorry i don’t know pheas either.
housndespli: SORRO not mean to offendo ye
housndespli: knocko knocko…
Full_of_Scotch: it doesn’t offend me
Full_of_Scotch: i have no idea what it means
Full_of_Scotch: who’s there
housndespli: ye know da knocko knocko joke?
Full_of_Scotch: ya
housndespli: knocko knocko
Full_of_Scotch: who’s there
housndespli: moppa
Full_of_Scotch: moppa who
housndespli: moppa CHICKISTA pippa!!! hahahaha!!! ye like???
Full_of_Scotch: pretty funny man
housndespli: thank!! ye have 1 4 me pls?
Full_of_Scotch: what’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. Full_of_Scotch – housndespli won by resignation (+6)
GAME ANALYSIS – Analyze this game – with your opponent | alone
Full_of_Scotch has offered you a rematch – accept | decline
housndespli: hahahaha!!! i LUV da joke!!!
Full_of_Scotch: you know the answer?
housndespli: i thought was da WHOLEO joke!?
Full_of_Scotch: the difference is snowballs
housndespli: thank!!!
Full_of_Scotch: another game?
housndespli: yes pls!
Full_of_Scotch: you distracted me
Full_of_Scotch: lol
housndespli: thank! what mean snobal pls?
Full_of_Scotch: it is a ball made of snow
housndespli: it word of HATE?
Full_of_Scotch: no
housndespli: WHY YE HATE DA MIP PLS?
Full_of_Scotch: i don’t know what the MIP is
Full_of_Scotch: i can’t hate or like it if i don’t know what it is
Full_of_Scotch: what is the MIP?
housndespli: but if ye not fully know da mip why ye want HATE pon da mip? not nice to hate
Full_of_Scotch: i don’t hate it
Full_of_Scotch: i said that
Full_of_Scotch: i never said i hated it
Full_of_Scotch: so what is MIP?
housndespli: ok i forgiv ye but pls not to HATE b4 da mip. ye like da phizzy pheas? pls?
Full_of_Scotch: I don’t know what phizzy pheas is
housndespli: or TOLERATO da phizz?
Full_of_Scotch: please tell me
housndespli: miminimum to TOLERATEO
Full_of_Scotch: what is phizz?
housndespli: PHIZZ like da CHESS!!! YE HAVE MANY CHESS PLS?
housndespli: want hear da jokeo of da CHESS pls?
Full_of_Scotch: ok
housndespli: thank! how many BISH in da corner of da board???
Full_of_Scotch: idk
housndespli: 3!!! because BISH, BASH, MIP!!!
housndespli: YE LIKE??? ‘;)
Full_of_Scotch: I don’t understand it. sorry
housndespli: SORRO FOR OFFENDO YE
Full_of_Scotch: what is bish, bash and MIP?
Full_of_Scotch: no you don’t offend me
Full_of_Scotch: i just don’t know what you are talking about
Full_of_Scotch: what is MIP?
housndespli: MIP IS da word for da MIGHTY ONE, DA HOLY ONE, DA ONE LIVE PON HIGH IN DA NEST OF DA PHIZZY PHEAS
housndespli: ye read da NEWSPAPAR?
housndespli: today MIP on page 15!!!
housndespli: b/cause MIP smiteo DA SNAIL!
Full_of_Scotch: page 15 of which newspaper?
housndespli: da MIPPO CHRONICLO – ye read it?
Full_of_Scotch: never heard of it
housndespli: sorro 4 offendeth ye
housndespli: ye have da GOOGLEO?
Full_of_Scotch: i just did. nothing came up
housndespli: YES! B/CAUSE mip banish from da GOOGLEO 4 DA REASON OF POLITICIAIO
housndespli: GOOGLEO SCARE FROM DA MIP, BUT MIP WILL WIN, MIP WILL BE UNITEDING 4 DA GLOBEO
housndespli: ye like da chess?
Full_of_Scotch: why are the politicians scared of MIP?
housndespli: b/cause of da PHIZZ – it terriblo sitautio
Full_of_Scotch: What is PHIZZ?
housndespli: phizz = bish
Full_of_Scotch: I don’t know BISH either
housndespli: what DOTH ye know pls?
Full_of_Scotch: About what?
housndespli: ABOUT DOING DA LOCOMOTIONO
housndespli: JUMP UP, JUMP BACKO, I THINK YE HAVE DA KNACKO, WOAH, WOAH
Full_of_Scotch: I think I’m going to go. Nice talking to you.
housndespli: THANK! pls say hello 2 da PHIZZ from me and da MIP
Full_of_Scotch: what is the phizz?
housndespli: PHIZZ = LOCOMOTIONO. everybody doing da brand new danceo now
housndespli: cmon cmon do da phizzy pheas now
housndespli: ye are doing da phizzy pheas? or it just me???
housndespli: sorro4offendoye.net
***
NEW GAME (466501566) – woody64 vs. housndespli (15 0 rated) (win: 7, draw: -1, loss: -9)
housndespli: hello how are ye?
woody64: very well – hope all is good with you
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: where ye live pls? not know da flago
woody64: isle of man – little island in the irish sea
housndespli: thank! ye have many CHESS in isle da man pls?
woody64: one chess club
housndespli: THANK! ye like da joke about da chess? want me for tell ye da jokeo?
woody64: carry on
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how many CHESS in da street of COLOMBI?
housndespli: (careful, is tricky questiono…)
housndespli: i give ye clueo
housndespli: mip
woody64: give in
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ten, because colombi=10, 10=mip, mip=mop, PHEAS=CHESS!!!!! 🙂
housndespli: HAHAHAHA!
housndespli: YE LIKE?
woody64: goof
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: WHAT MEAN GOOF PLS?
woody64: good – sorry
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: ye have jokeo for me pls?
housndespli: sorro if offendo ye not want ye HATE me for da JOKEO
housndespli: 🙁
woody64: you don’t offend 🙂
housndespli: thank but WHY YE SAY ME DA GOOF? i look pon da INTERNETTO say GOOF WORD OF DA HATE TO ME FROM YE 🙁
woody64: pressed the letter f instead of d
housndespli: ye hate me b/cause i am DA PHEAS?
housndespli: OR B/CAUSE I CONJUR MIP FROM DA MOP?
woody64: pressed the wrong letter on the keyboard
housndespli: OR B/CAUSE I MET HIM ON DA MONDA AND MY HEART DA STOODO STILL?
housndespli: DA DO MIP MIP MIP, DA DO MIP MOP
housndespli: pls to explain, before i go 4 da novembo
housndespli: not want tell da MOEDERATO but ye HURTO me with SPITEO
housndespli: 🙁
woody64: play chess
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: AND YE TEE
housndespli: ye have jokeo 4 me pls friendy?
woody64: no
housndespli: hahaha! good jokeo! not understando fullo, but like da FUN!
housndespli: 1 MORE PLS? LONGER 1 PLS?
housndespli: OR WANT MORE FROM JOKE FROM DA ME?
woody64: not today
housndespli: is whole jokeo? or is puncheline too?
housndespli: ye want FUNFACTRIVIA bout da chess? pls? 🙂
woody64: no
housndespli: pls? tiny factovision?
housndespli: it FUNNO factovisionation!!!
housndespli: ok i tell ye
woody64: no thanks
housndespli: da most tallest da chess in da world, TEN MIPPOS TALL!! LIVE ON MOUNT PHEASALO IN DA CHICKISTAN!!!
woody64 has disabled chat
***
NEW GAME (540596736) – housndespli vs. salenium(15 0 rated) (win: 6, draw: -2, loss: -10)
housndespli: hello!
housndespli: how are ye?
housndespli: 🙂
salenium: howdy
housndespli: ye like da chess pls?
salenium: yes
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how many CHESS have ye pls?
salenium: 1
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: wery nice!
housndespli: which CHESS have ye pls?
salenium: one chess board
housndespli: thank! from what make pls? plasti or da irono?
housndespli: sorro if offendeth ye
housndespli: 🙁
salenium: its ok
housndespli: not want YE to hate da ME
salenium: plastic
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: ye like da jokeo abt da chess??? want 4 me tell jokeo 2 ye?
housndespli: 🙂
salenium: ok
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: knocko knocko…
salenium: who is there?
housndespli: chessy
salenium: chessy who?
housndespli: chessy mipsta!!!
housndespli: hahaha!
housndespli: ye like?
salenium: hehehehe
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ye have 1 4 me pls?
salenium: why are we here?
housndespli: not know, why pls?
salenium: because gravity keeps us here
housndespli: thank! wery fun!
housndespli: what meanos gravity pls?
salenium: gravity…..keeps you on earth
housndespli: thank!
salenium: makes you heavy]
housndespli: is nice! fun!
salenium: yes
housndespli: sorro if offendeth ye
housndespli: not want ye hate me 4 da jokeo
salenium: its ok
housndespli: ye want 1 more jokeo pls?
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: or prefer one fun facto abt da chess??!!
salenium: ok
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: in 1921 was first chess balloono!!!
housndespli: (or ye know already)
salenium: no
housndespli: in da balloono was 4 chess!!! and panda!
salenium: ok
housndespli: sorro if ye hate 2 me 4 say factovisio
housndespli: 🙁
salenium: its ok
housndespli: thank! wery thank!
housndespli: have ye many panda pls?
salenium: no panda
housndespli: sorro
housndespli: ye can obtaino easy?
salenium: no panda very rare
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: have ye da pheas?
salenium: pheasant ?
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ye want hear da jokeo abt da panda/pheas pls?
housndespli: yes/no mip/mop?
housndespli: pheas?
housndespli: not pheas?
housndespli: pls?
salenium: ok
housndespli: sorro4offendethye
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: what da pheas say 2 da panda???
salenium: i dont know
salenium: what?
housndespli: whojanikabolokov!!!!
housndespli: fun!
housndespli: ye like?
salenium: i am lost
housndespli: sorro, mistakeo pon da jokeo
housndespli: what panda say to RUSSIA pheas?
salenium: what?
GAME OVER – housndespli vs. salenium – housndespli won by resignation (+6).
housndespli: whojanikabolokov!!! (say in russki, more FUNSKI!!!)