mount killasmash
NEW GAME (531969157) – markolos vs. housndespli(15 0 rated) (win: 9, draw: 1, loss: -8)
markolos: hello
housndespli: hello! how are ye?
housndespli: 🙂 ye like da chess pls?
markolos: I’m fine, thanks, hope you are too. Love chess, play alot
housndespli: thank! how many CHESS have ye pls?
housndespli: ye have more from 4???
markolos: I don’t quite understand your english. How many what?
housndespli: believe da word = CHESS? maybe i not say right, sorro for offend
housndespli: 🙁
markolos: No offense 🙂 Chess is the game, but how many chess? Games? 4000? About right…
markolos: 4 years? More
housndespli: thank! wery thank! is wery nice number!!! more from me!!!
housndespli: which piece ye like da MOST pls?
markolos: Knight
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: ye want hear da FUNNO joke pon da knight??!??!
markolos: sure
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: how many KNIGHT in da house of MYSTERIO?
housndespli: (careful, tricky questio!!!)
markolos: tell me
housndespli: 10!
markolos: I dont get it 🙂
housndespli: because 10 = mysterio = KNIGHT FANDANGI!!! (FROM DA TELEWISIO SHOW!!!)
housndespli: 🙂
markolos: I should watch more TV
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: ye have 1 jokeo 4 me pls?
markolos: Nope, I forget jokes as soon as I hear them
housndespli: thank!
housndespli: what countro ye from pls?
markolos: You can put your mouse over the flag (next to my nick name)… Croatia
markolos: You’re Israel
housndespli: thank! what mean ‘mouse’ pls? not understando – sorro for offend
markolos: Mouse, in computer terms, the thing you have in your hand, your move it to move the pointer on the screen.
housndespli: thank! wery thank!
housndespli: ye have da questio 4 me pls?
housndespli: pon da CHESS?
housndespli: 😉
markolos: how long do you play?
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: WERY KIND FOR YE TO SAY!
markolos: You than(s) too much 🙂
housndespli: 🙁 sorro not want YE hate ME
housndespli: ye want 4 hear da joke about da BISJOP?
markolos: pls
housndespli: HOW does da bisjop find da king at end of da game??!
markolos: dunno
housndespli: he ask da PHIZZYPHEAS!!!!
housndespli: HAHAHAHA!!!
markolos: Another TV show?
housndespli: ye!!! PHIZZOPHEAS N DA NATION OF BISJOP!!! ye watch???
markolos: no
markolos: Are you from Jamaica or something? What’s with “ye” and “da”?
housndespli: ye want me send to ye da LINKO 4 da show? pon da internet?
markolos: Nah, I don’t have time for TV shows
housndespli: sorro for offendeth b/cos i from da jamaique
housndespli: ye HATE da jamaiqi?
markolos: No, just asking.
markolos: They talk like that
markolos: Oh, you are…
housndespli: ye want hear da jokeo abt da JAMAIQIANI?
housndespli: IT FUNNO!
markolos: No more TV show jokes pls
housndespli: IT NOT ABT TELEWISION!!!
markolos: If it’s not, go ahead
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: where doth jamaiqia family go 4 da holiday???
markolos: damn, you and your jokes… I guess North pole
housndespli: thank! wery nice guesso!
housndespli: but answer is MOUNT KILLASMASH!!! 🙂
housndespli: ye get da joeko?
markolos: nope
markolos: kill da who?
housndespli: from da radio programmos ZIGGY KILLASMASH N DA GIRAFFO!
markolos: Oh well..
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: ye want hear da joeko abt da MOUSE?
markolos: I’m not sure
housndespli: THANK!
markolos: lol
housndespli: WHAT MEAN PLS? ‘LOL’ – it word of da HATE?
housndespli: 🙁
markolos: You are pretending not to know..
housndespli: THANK!
housndespli: WERY!
GAME OVER – markolos vs. housndespli – housndespli won by resignation (+9).
markolos: thank pon da chess
markolos: no hate man
housndespli: THANK PON DA KILLASMASH!